Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Serfdom returns

The best thing that ever hapened to this country was the Black Death in 1348

Why ?, because with between one-third and one-half of the population dead, the ruling elite had no peasants to toil in their fields, being chained to your village Lord by Feudal Laws with the threat of death should you leave, hanging over you was suddenly removed.

The market operated, despite the Monarchy bringing in Laws in 1351 to ensure that the going rate for peasant sweat before the Black Death was maintained, peasants just moved to those farms or towns that paid higher wages. Simples

The Party of the people, has now engineered a situation, where we are now to work for a further five years for men, ten years for women, and be taxed at a far higher rate to pay for the Blair/Brown years. With a bit of luck for the Government Acturies if they get their figures right, we will all drop dead the day we retire and save a fortune, so that they can spend it on their Jacuzzis, second/third homes, porn, mistresses etc.

Today, for the princely sum of £33, the neo-peasants of Manchester can pop along to Boots and forge a new churls yoke to put round their necks in the form of an ID card- Why would anybody without a slave mentality want to do that ?

Thirty years later, peasants were demanding their freedom in the Peasants Revolt, from punitive taxation, the Poll Tax (Thatcher was no historian was she !)

"When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then the Labour MP?" to paraphrase John Ball, the Lollard preacher

Men were men in those days, seizing scythes and billhooks, not signing on without a whimper.


K. MacEgan said...

ID cards? "From my cold,dead hand" as Charlton Heston once plagarised about gun laws.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

It's OK, if half of us peasants died then the government (whoever they may be) would import loads of replacements.

Letters From A Tory said...

Anyone who voluntarily pays for an ID card is clearly stupid.

That said, it won't be long until the government starts 'encouraging' businesses, pubs, clubs and everyone else to use ID cards as their only accepted form of ID....

Anonymous said...


troughing cunts.

a nice natural disaster would free up more resources for me.

(provided i survive)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

She can stick her ID cards right up her fucking rancid arsehole. Who the fuckity fuck do they think they are? Fuck off you hatchet faced boot.

Daisy said...

I'm going to staple mine to my ear, dairy cow style, to make it nice and easy for the farmer to see where I've been and what I'm up to.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad the wealth elite have spent the last twenty five years having a party at my expense, I won't feel quite so bad when the next peasants revolt erupts, I've got my billhook on standby.

Anonymous said...

"They'll have to force the ID card into my cold, dead hands," surely?

Sue said...

LFAT. Surely your driving licence and/or your passport would still be viable ID?

it's either banned or compulsory said...

With luck our Manc friends will respond to Jaquis ID card in the same way that the Northeasterners did to fatboy Prescotts Regional Debasement Agencies, " Fuck Right Off, Cunt ".

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