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Friday, 15 May 2009

Sahid Malik resigns as minister

27 Comments:

K. MacEgan 15 May 2009 11:46  

Lily Allen is backing Gordon Brown. So thats OK then.

microdave,  15 May 2009 11:53  

Lily who???

W/V monog - lose an "O" and you could be in the ARRSE forum....

wunow 15 May 2009 12:08  
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The Penguin 15 May 2009 12:12  

He's a million percent a cunt.

The Penguin

wunow 15 May 2009 12:12  

Comical. I thought he was a million per cent innocent? Shut the door on your way out.

The Penguin 15 May 2009 12:13  

Mind you, I'd shag his wife!

The Penguin

Anonymous,  15 May 2009 12:38  

One less Muslim minister, good

K. MacEgan 15 May 2009 12:38  

Lily Allen is a public school educated chanteuse (shite rock star).I have just realised.The DSS are after me for £50 crisis loan I "forgot" to repay.Fucking hell lads I'll have to resign!Can I get a simony as a Labour MP?

Anonymous,  15 May 2009 12:43  

Here's an example of what Shahid Malik is really about. And to be honest, this worries me far more than the fact that he had is snout in the trough along with his Dhimmi colleagues...

Shahid Malik lets the cat out of the bag

Anonymous,  15 May 2009 12:47  

We're going to need more meathooks.

Bill d'Sarse,  15 May 2009 13:51  

Nu Labour, old message.

"I may have stolen from the electorate - but at least I'm not a Tory".

If he's so innocent, why resign?

Cnut

Constantly Furious 15 May 2009 14:31  

Ha ha!

The Green Book is "My Bible" says Muslim MP.

That tells us exactly how much attention you paid to it then..

Lancastrian Oik 15 May 2009 14:56  
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Lancastrian Oik 15 May 2009 14:57  

This cunt got summonsed for non-payment of council tax, and had the fucking nerve, the sheer fucking unmitigated gall, to claim the £65 costs back as expenses.

Enough. Time to march. Two million or so of us with flaming torches and pitchforks ought to convince the cunts to dissolve Parliament and call an election.

K. MacEgan 15 May 2009 15:04  

CF does he know the PIRA Bible is called The Green Book?

microdave,  15 May 2009 15:15  

"Mind you, I'd shag his wife!"

Seconded, but as good muslims, shouldn't her undoubted charms be covered up in a burkha?

Roger Thornhill 15 May 2009 16:00  

Malik has not resigned, he has been temporarily stood down from his post. He is still an MP and I bet he fully expects to be returned at the next GE.

void comp,  15 May 2009 16:12  

On yer fucking bike, gummy-worded 'tard.

Anonymous,  15 May 2009 16:15  

I love the way he justified his theft by saying, "It weren't a moat. It weren't a heli pad. It was a £1000 wide screen plasma TV."

Well that's all right then, you troughing, lying, sleazy, oily little cunt.

I'll say one thing - while they're all a bunch of thieving sticky-fingered bastards, at least the Tories and Lib Dems have the decency to realise they've been caught with their fingers in the till and look guilty. The New Labour scum (Maron, Malik, Martin, Beckett etc) have such a sense of entitlement they actually think they've done nothing wrong and even have the sheer gall to think they're being unfairly picked on.

The cunts. The absolute fucking cunts. Surely someone, somewhere out there has the gonads to REALLY take the piano wire to one of these fuckers?

JD 15 May 2009 16:19  

بارك الله اميركا
JD

Chalcedon 15 May 2009 17:32  

WTF? It's me culture, innit?

Shahid Malik M.P (suspended temporarily) 15 May 2009 18:13  

You bunch of low life scummy pissants!

Listen here, the money and the rest is mine to keep. I'm entitled!

Oh and another thing, if you don't vote for me you're racist losers.

W.W. 15 May 2009 21:58  

A million per cent innocent, what ever happened to a million and one percent, that 1 percent makes all the difference.

Having once had the misfortune to spend a couple of mkonths in Dewsbury, I can confirm it is one of the biggest shit holes I have ever been to.

W.W.

Call me Infidel,  16 May 2009 00:20  

This clown wll be re-elected though that's the most sickening aspect. The arrogance of the prick is what annoyed me. As has been pointed out above he thinks he has done nothing wrong getting the taxpayer to stump up for his wanking chariot, home cinema etc. though I see they made a stand at paying for his iPod....twat.

Gigits 16 May 2009 00:36  

He is such a slimy turd. He better get what's coming to him and not get off just because he's one of this governments favourite type of immigrant things.

Anonymous,  16 May 2009 07:42  

The only consolation I see is that his lot up there are so inbred, there's a good chance he'll be claiming for window cleaning after a joyous event.

Dick the Prick 16 May 2009 11:15  

Sorry cunts - on this one I disagree. He did fucking brilliant work after the 7/7 shit - fucking brilliant. Obviously, not the brightest of stars but a reasonably good guy.

I don't mind this Islam shit - couldn't give a toss but we need lads like this guy standing up and shouting at the top of their voice 'random violence is bollox' and he does, often, in 2 languages, and believes it, and is trusted, and is right.

You should see Dewsbury folks - it's a fucking ghost town. Any leadership is good. Anyway - it's a marginal so that's probably that but alls i'm saying is - he's an alright lad - I never really give a shit about money either - guess that's because i've got it but...he's a good lad and I may offer him some of my time.

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