Thursday, 7 May 2009

Report Jacqui Smith for Fraud

The property on which she has claimed thousands of pounds in second homes allowance is actually her primary residence for tax purposes, it was revealed.
The Home Secretary has pocketed £84,000 of taxpayers' money on the home she shares with her husband, Richard Timney, and their two children in Redditch, her West Midlands constituency.
That was only possible because she persuaded the House of Commons authorities that her main home is actually her sister's spare bedroom in London, where she lodges during the week.
But after a freedom of information request, Redditch council has confirmed that Miss Smith pays council tax as if the £300,000 constituency house was her main home.

Go on, you know you want to.


Completely anonymously too

Love the bit where you can describe her as "overweight"





26 comments:

Sue said...

Oh, Alright then :)

Anonymous said...

I just did!

Stuart said...

i just did too. Appearance = overweight and heavy.

As is my way, not anomymous!

Henry North London said...

Done Anonymously

She will be spitting blood by the end of the day

Anonymous said...

Yes, overweight & heavy, also hair - highlighted & thinning. Dear Mr Timney was also described as overweight....... Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, Jacqui.

Anonymous said...

Done

Whats the cunts home address in Redditch? I want to update her wiki page

BulloPill said...

Done!

Dazed and Confused said...

Done with full details of who I am.

After all, I am reporting a major benefits fraud, and I wish to be kept up to date with any breaking developments in the months ahead.

Ruth said...

Brill, absolutely brill OH. I've done a little blurb about her too, and given you a h/t.

niceonecyril said...

Could hardly fill out the form for laughing so much.Gave my address as Bankrupt Britain and her old mans occupation as watching porn all day.

ConstantlyFurious said...

Oh, this is genius.

Have written this up over here too, and suggested that we all do an extra form for Baroness Troffin while we're there.

Go!

Anonymous said...

Done. :-)

Anonymous said...

Oh, how we laaaarfed, mwuahahahahaha :)

Anonymous said...

The Cuntess of East London is having it in the neck too

Calfy said...

Done.

Mitch said...

That was fun.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Job done!

caesars wife said...

nice one OH , i think it could even be classed as positive spin

Fidothedog said...

Done, normally I hate the snooper grass thy neighbors up for doing a window round state but in her case I shall make an exception.

inelers said...

I dare say HMRC would be a better bet if there was something to pin on her. They have greater arbitrary powers than the Plod.

Tax evasion - It's what has done for gangsters since the days of Al Capone.

codger said...

Only time I enjoyed filling in a government form. Partners occupation? Wanker.

Anonymous said...

To ensure the DWP can correctly identify the criminal, add her website details:-
http://www.jacquismithmp.co.uk/biography

Hamish Macbeth said...

Bloody Hell.....

Anon 21:17 made me look at...

http://www.jacquismithmp.co.uk/biography

Imagine my surprise to see....

>> Jacqui's video library

I thought I was in for a real treat....

But no, boring speeches.

No wonder Richard Timney has to spank his monkey to another tune

faddly said...

Sadly, I don't think you've got her bang-to-rights here. The rules for deciding which is your main residence for council tax purposes give more weight to the type of tenure you have at each residence than to how much time you spend there. So a house you own but spend little time at counts as your main residence rather than a rented property you spend more time at. So an MP can quite legitimately (or at least within their self serving rules) claim the house they spend most time at as their main residence for allowance purposes even though it's not for council tax purposes...

JD said...

It was great fun filling in the form, especially the 'do you know anyone else to report' bit. JD.


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Uwinsom Ulosum said...

The bit where i chose hair type: 'Dirty' and any other useful information about hair: 'Wig' had me in stitches...

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