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Thursday, 21 May 2009

Rendezvous


12 Comments:

The Penguin 21 May 2009 13:45  

If the plod get arsey, claim to be either a Moslem or a Tamil.

Or both.

The Penguin

Oldrightie 21 May 2009 13:53  

Good Luck, I'm busy doing charity work this weekend but hope you get a great turn out.

Shibby 21 May 2009 14:04  

http://pratsinpower.blogspot.com/2009/05/good-luck-old-holborn.html

The Beast of Clerkenwell,  21 May 2009 14:29  

Im going to claim to be a news vendor, hence the crash helmet and defribulatior

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 14:55  

will there be many MPs there on a Saturday?

Old Holborn 21 May 2009 15:02  

None whatsoever.

Which means less twitchy coppers cuddling Heckler and Koch machine guns

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 15:09  

The verb "sack" has more than one meaning. You should clarify exactly what you're saying: do you mean terminate parliament's employment or do you mean sack parliament in the way the Vikings would sack a medieval city?

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 15:36  

best take a note to stick on the door then.... just so the MPs know you were there.

Born Grumpy,  21 May 2009 15:47  

I'd love to come but train fares are so mental these days!

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 16:18  

I just heard the Tamils have been camping out in front of Parliament for 45 days straight. Would any of us last 45 minutes if we tried the same thing? Fucking hell.

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 16:36  

Sir that wierdo is back again
The one with the cloak and the stupid mask?
Yes sir
Does he have any knives or fancy karate gimmicks?
No sir
Shoot to kill.

Nepalese villager, sah!,  22 May 2009 08:50  

Suggest you ask Joanna and her kukri carrying mates to provide the guard of honour.

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