New Labour has ensured that Jonathon Ross, Lenny Henry, Toenails Robinson, Robert Peston and Chris Moyles will be able to continue telling you how wonderful New Labour is whilst eating white truffles and quaffing Bolinger by awarding them another £3 of your hard earned money.
1. I want to see their expenses. All of them.
2. Do not pay the licence fee. Tell them to fuck off. They cannot enter your property.
3. Shoot them if they try.
A spokesman for the BBC Trust said: "We welcome the BBC's funding being secured
at a level that will allow us to continue shitting in the faces of our viewers. The Trust will ensure that the BBC meets its efficiency targets by hiring New Labour candidates only and continues to maintain downward pressure on all its critics. You suckers! Fuck me, another Volvo anyone? Chlamidya? Damien?
Dawn French declined to comment. She was locked in a tense eating competition with Jo Brand in the BBC canteen, located close to Harrods Food Hall.
If anyone has a copy of a BBC Menu, OH would love to see it. Apparently there are 26 BBC canteens in London alone.