Thursday, 21 May 2009

Pravda awarded more public money


New Labour has ensured that Jonathon Ross, Lenny Henry, Toenails Robinson, Robert Peston and Chris Moyles will be able to continue telling you how wonderful New Labour is whilst eating white truffles and quaffing Bolinger by awarding them another £3 of your hard earned money.
1. I want to see their expenses. All of them.
2. Do not pay the licence fee. Tell them to fuck off. They cannot enter your property.
3. Shoot them if they try.
A spokesman for the BBC Trust said: "We welcome the BBC's funding being secured
at a level that will allow us to continue shitting in the faces of our viewers. The Trust will ensure that the BBC meets its efficiency targets by hiring New Labour candidates only and continues to maintain downward pressure on all its critics. You suckers! Fuck me, another Volvo anyone? Chlamidya? Damien?
Dawn French declined to comment. She was locked in a tense eating competition with Jo Brand in the BBC canteen, located close to Harrods Food Hall.
If anyone has a copy of a BBC Menu, OH would love to see it. Apparently there are 26 BBC canteens in London alone.
BASTARDS

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ill see if I can grab you one next week. As I work in Television Centre, I can tell you first hand the the "food" is neither cheap or disgestable.

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet there's a fair sprinkling of 'culturally sensitive' food on the menu...

The fucking cunts !!

Anonymous said...

Great.

Now those scawtish poofters who run Pravda have got even more of my hard-earned money to spend on anal lube...

WV: jazingoo

Anonymous said...

on BBC front page - joanna lumley ghurka victory. There is a link you can click on entitled: who are the gurkhas? BBC obviously feel the need to add this because the cunts are so fucking thick, that even though this has been Joanna crumpet top news story for months, the aforementioned cunts still think a gurkha is summat you get from macdonalds

Anonymous said...

I've already given up paying for a TV licence.

K. MacEgan said...

I last paid for one in 1999.

Shibby said...

You are right, OH. The whole thing disgusts me, and they have the cheek to send me threatening letters about "court dates".

They can fuck right off.

Anonymous said...

I used to scream at the radio during the BBC news programmes wondering how they could be so ignorant and biased on certain subjects ( usually involved a report about nuLab policy ). Then it dawned on me. That's their agenda FFS. Now I don't get so mad as I use the BBC News as a means to learn ZanuLab policy and agenda. And that's it. There's blogs like yours OH to get the fuller picture of what's happening.

Anonymous said...

There was a stink last year after the restaurants bent over backwards and shit during Ramadan but come Lent, do you think there was fish? Like fuck and they got complained at and basically said "fuck off"

The Penguin said...

I hate the way the cunts prop up their commercial enterprises on taxes extorted from everyone, making life difficult or impossible for anyone trying to compete with them. Their shows and events get massive "free" publicity, ensuring that they are well attended and then they feature the fucking shows on the fucking television thereby getting even more mileage from the show. Then there's all the fucking books and magazines...

And their programmes are largely rubbish apart from the wildlife ones, and fuck knows what they'll do when David Attenborough pops his clogs.

The Penguin

ferse said...

There was once a BBC FOI publication that included a canteen menu.

It and a large number of other FOI publications were removed from the BBC website.

Anonymous said...

I think the phrase youre after is

"patronage by criminal law"

beast said...

Im carrying my late aunt Lizzies shelalegh on Saturday.
I will be limping , wearing a shamrock and banging it on a pan.

Shibby said...

http://pratsinpower.blogspot.com/2009/05/mp-bastards-approve-3-increase-for-bbc.html

lilith said...

Life without a telly is bliss.

Anonymous said...

probably all fucking halal
Urban11

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I don't know why I bother with it, I just can't bring myself to cut that umbilical cord and throw that ugly gray plastic monstrosity at the end of my living room, in the bin. You'd think the joy of being able to tell the peeps at the telly licensing dept to eff off would be enough to make me do it. But no, I'm still watching drivel and paying for it.

It just pisses me off totally that peeps like the oxbridge luvvie crowd have made a name for themselves out of the taxpayer's money!

You do NOT need someone with two degrees to read the news!

Harri the non Pravda license payer fuck em said...

BBC Bias ! just a bastard bit , Three Counties radio BBC spent some serious airtime , as did Beds plod to name but a few bias institutions , explaining how the firebombing of the Muslim building recently in Bury park ... the BBC lapped it up and local plod has warned those responsible that no stone will be left unturned in hunting those down ! so far so good , and just in case there are Lefty BBC righteous fuckwits reading this including Beds plod ... it might be worth reminding those ignorant fucks that prior to the building being taken over by the muslim community the same said building was a synagogue, and yes you guessed it the Jewish folk who had used the same said building for many years has no wish to move , so the local muslim community.... Firebombed them out ( allegedly) not a bastard peep out of BBC Three counties radio about that one ..

Cunts

Fuck the alleged bit .. they did

subrosa said...

Don't get me started OH. The BBC ought to be damned grateful I'm just about to have my tea.

Barstewards!

Anonymous said...

I don't pay for my license anymore. Last payment to them was in 2005. Their letters seem to go around in circles. First they remind you, then get more aggressive, then really really aggressive.

Another year wasted. Then, they go back to reminding you gently again. It's getting quite boring.

They take enough tax already. No More!!

Anonymous said...

why do they say it is going up? it already went up £3 in April.. bastards made me pay the £142 even though mine was due before the rise cos i was late bothering with it

Anonymous II said...

Last week, when I watched PMQs live on the BBC website, there was a notice proclaiming that to watch live streaming, regardless of whether I own a TV or not, I must possess a Television license.

How long before those thieving wankers, decide, as all broadband connected PCs are capable or receiving such media, that merely owning a PC necessitates a license.

Surely, with the imminent demise of analogue transmissions, it is time the BBC became a purely subscription pay-per-view service.

mmm said...

BBC News and Current Affairs are comedy programmes in my household. Otherwise serious topics are given the crypto-Marxist spin into the land of the fabled banana. “If we kill all the people then global warming will be solved.”
I quite enjoy the idiocy and am pleased to mock anyone who believes their output to be accurate honest and true. Anyone making a ridiculous statement is challenged as to whether they have been watching the BBC.

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