Saturday, 16 May 2009

Postcard Time




31 comments:

Dick the Prick said...

I've had an e-mail whinge to the lad jeff@markthomasinfo.com

and I dunno - quite funny I guess. Website here

http://www.markthomasinfo.com/section_policy_updates/thatcher.asp

Think I was more pissed off it's the Huddersfield policy.

Dick the Prick said...

Peter Tatchell getting arrested supporting gay Russians marching at the Eurovision song contest is lovely. Very amusing. Russia must be quite a strange place - perfect irony.

Simon Hughes campaigned against Tatchell on a ticket of 'he's a gayer' and it turns out Simon Hughes is a gayer too. Tatchell's a better politician that Simon Hughes. Tatchell talks shite but he doesn't seem to mind getting his head caved in - good lad.

lilith said...

Mark Thomas has made a complete prat of himself here. Perhaps we should send him a postcard?

Any suggestions?

"You did some amusing stuff once, like highlighting the problems protesting around Westminster, but you are clearly a stupid venal turd."

Anonymous said...

What a cunt.

The offspring of two mongloids, Mark Thomas is the archetype prole.

I sincerely hope that every relative of his is buried well before Lady thatcher, so that I can send encouraging "Isn't it dark in here?" postcards to the unfunny scoundrel.

Like most short people from poor families, Mark Thomas is a vituperative arsehole, hoping to jump on the Ben(jew)Elton/Alexei(jew)Sayle bandwagon.

It has been twenty years you stupid prole cunt, give it up!

When Margaret Thatcher dies, I hope that she will bequeath a tumour to whomever you hold dear. Let's see you laugh then, chav.

Anonymous said...

Am I alone in remembering what this country was actually like before Thatcher took over?

Do you remember how it took three months to get a phoneline installed from the government monopoly and how you had to use a phone you rented from the state?

Do you remember the powercuts, the dead going unburied, the rampant criminality of the unions, the looting of taxpayers?

Do these stupid fuckers actually understand what this country would look like if it hadn't been for Thatcher? We'd have ended up making fucking Moldova look good, ffs.

TheBigYin said...

"Am I alone in remembering what this country was actually like before Thatcher took over?"

Ah, the good old days. I still think Thatcher's a cunt tho.

ranter said...

I went to see Mark Thomas at 'Up The Creek' - Greenwich a few years back. I had no idea who he was. Most of the audience started shouting 'Tell us a joke' after 10 minutes of juvenile left wing diatribe. He is a cunt!

deeznuts said...

OH..are you supporting this ????

Dick the Prick said...

I kinda like its provocative simplicity. I guess Brenda's more concerned with watching Her parliament destroy itself and wondering who's gonna win the Eurovision song contest tonight. Just as an spectatot sport this is excellent - very good indeed. I bet Brenda's thinking 'thank fuck they've gone' - back to normal.

Old Holborn said...

I just think it's quite funny

North Northwester said...

Anonymous said...
Am I alone in remembering what this country was actually like before Thatcher took over?
Do you remember how it took three months to get a phoneline installed from the government monopoly and how you had to use a phone you rented from the state?
Do you remember the powercuts, the dead going unburied, the rampant Do these stupid fuckers actually understand what this country would look like if it hadn't been for Thatcher? We'd have ended up making fucking Moldova look good, ffs.

You're right, Anonymous, in every detail you mention.

You've only missed one: your words are also a forecast.

And ye gods, I don't think that the present-day Tories are up to Maggie's job all over again.

Chalcedon said...

Was this wanker alive during the 70s? Did he or more likely his dad have to put up with the 3 day week, petrol rationing, queues and power cuts all thanks to the undemocratic fucking union scum? My dad had the pleasure and I had a lot of stuff ruined by power cuts too. Maggie stopped all this union nonsense. No democratically elected government has been toppled from power by union activity since. This Mark Thomas is a repulsive, left wing moron. And he's not being funny!

terry b said...

Maggie'll be buried at sea.

It'll feel like it with all the piss in her grave.

Dick the Prick said...

Title:Penis

Jeff

I was bemoaning the fact that writing to the Queen is really quite odd regarding a state funeral when you should probably be writing to the Home Office. The Queen, at this moment, is probably more concerned with watching her parliament destroy itself and preparing to dissolve it any minute now. She has a genuine opportunity to grace herself of her Head of State duties. She is a benign monarch of such authority that this country could never ever have a military coup. I kinda like that. I know she probably won't end parliament because she's too cool for school.

I just don't get why the heck you're writing to her and why on earth it's a Huddersfield policy.

Other than that - fair play. Thatcher was probably a wuss considering what's gonna happen in the next 10 years - i'm fighting like a bastard for soft landings but taxation has to be reduced and services improved - it's a fucker of a conundrum.

lots of kisses

There is a genuine opportunity to cull a lot of these fuckers and people like Shami Chakrabatti, your noble & venerable host, back copies of Private Eye and phone directories are gonna make a difference. They're doing the work for us - I'm off for some beer.

All the best folks - Saturday in May and the gardener's trimming the hedges. Get in!

steveshark said...

I was born in 1951, so remember the pre-Thatcher days quite well - the senile dementia hasn't quite kicked in yet...
I was married, working as a teacher and it was OK - nowhere near as grim as some people make out.
Of course, it's all down to individual circumstances and subjective perception, but I don't remember the 70s under Labour as being that bad - now, the last 12 years, that's a different matter...
As for Thatcher, I didn't like her - shrill, hectoring and enough to put you off women for life.

Dick the Prick said...

Found some beer - kerching!!

WV: bugwor - bog war? Perhaps - it is fucking brilliant sport. I've never done sympathy - I just don't get it. I've been mugged a couple of times and proper got my head caved in and I genuinely thought - that could've been worse.

Ofcourse change is as vacuous as it is yesterday but for the time being and shit. Admin systems need clarity, streamlining and beneficial. There's a blame culture coupled with a disempowered regime - surely a bad combo. If folks are qualified then 3 month reviews and on yer way. Cheers.

Fucking Labour. Fucking Useless.

turefen said...

Careful OH me lad, you're in very close danger of betraying a smidgin of compassion in that darkling soul.

They'll be calling for the piano-wire for you if you don't recant.

tb said...

Let's just bury her now and get it over with.

JD said...

Mark Thomas is a lefty twat - best starved of the oxygen of publicity such as he's getting here. JD.

Anonymous said...

He and his trendy leftie friends would start WW3 in the letters page of The Grauniad if any right-winger promoted such a tasteless campaign over one of their champagne socialist heroes.

In a truly perfect world we'd be burying this alternative (i.e. not funny) "comedian" long before we buried Lady T...

Anonymous said...

@steveshark

If you were a teacher in the 1970s, it's no wonder you don't remember it being bad. You were one of the union jackals looting the rest of us.

I remember a time of having no choice and no freedom, a time when two-thirds of my wages were looted to pay you, your union cronies and your fellow-travellers in the steel factories and coal mines. I remember a time when most people couldn't even dream of owning their own home because the government of the day taxed them to penury. I remember a time when government ministers spoke longingly and approvingly of "the socialist countries" like East Germany, Romania and Albania. I remember a time when Labour Party conferences discussed at length how to increase people's dependence on the state and how to reduce home ownership in favour of "social housing". I remember a country that was the laughing stock of Europe and that was run by aristocratic stooges of the KGB, like Tam Dalyell and Tony Benn.

I remember the 1970s and I think I remember them a little better than you, you fucking shower of shite.

North Northwester said...

Anonymous has left a new comment on the post "Postcard Time":
He and his trendy leftie friends would start WW3 in the letters page of The Grauniad if any right-winger promoted such a tasteless campaign over one of their champagne socialist heroes.


I can see it now.

That old Commie terrorist Nelson Mandela finally dies, and someone mentions time bombs or necklace executions in the three week period of formal mourning the BBC will declare leading to his funeral and all hell breaks loose, with the joker concerned having to abase himself on Question Time...

SteveShark said...

@Anonymous (and isn't it strange how easy it is to be abusive when you hide behind that appellation?)

It was OK then, not exactly luxury though.

Yes, I was a union member but only because I wanted to be able to call on a solicitor 'just in case'.

But it's swings and roundabouts - at various times it was pretty bad, with the pay falling behind in real terms.

However, the worst thing about it was having to put up with shitheads like you who seemed to be unable to value the profession and appreciate that most of us were trying to do a good job whilst having the goalposts moved all the fucking time.

Indeed, the attitude of the general public towards teachers today is what's putting many of them off the profession. Thank fuck I'm out of it and my wife is too.

Duke Singh said...

Thought you might appreciate the latest entry in this shameless cunts book of utter cuntery too:-

Jailed peer backing safety campaign

"A Labour peer jailed for dangerous driving has warned of the perils of using a hand-held mobile phone while at the wheel.

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham was jailed for 12 weeks after sending and receiving text messages minutes before he was involved in a fatal motorway crash.

Supporting an AA/Populus poll into mobile phone use among motorists, Lord Ahmed said he had "learnt the hard way" about the problem.

Lord Ahmed, who was freed by the Court of Appeal after serving only 16 days of his prison sentence, said: "More and more people are using their mobile phones throughout their daily activities."



Shameless

http://www.whitchurchherald.co.uk/whitchurch-news/uk-world-news/2009/05/16/jailed-peer-backing-safety-campaign-107606-23636796/

crackers said...

Mrs T dead would make a better PM than Brown the Undead.

Quirky said...

What fucking difference does it make what life was like 30 years ago. Mark Thomas is right, why should we have to pay for old bat's funeral? What ever she has or has not done, it was yesterdays news.

Perhaps some of you should look at the number of people on unemployment/incapcity by the time she was in power BTW, but all that is beside the point.

She was elected to do a job that she applied for. She did her public sector job for which she was paid from the public purse and was given a VERY handsome pension that we are all paying for. Now nearly twenty years AFTER she stopped working in the public sector, some thing things she deserves her funeral costs to be met by former employer?

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

If you cunts are that fucking concerned that her piss soaked old corspe will be left to rot, then by all means, put a hat round, but what about this for an idea? Keep your fucking claws out of my fucking pocket!!!!

State funded funerals, FFS, whatever next?

Anonymous said...

Mark Thomas - cunt.

Anonymous said...

Margaret Thatcher- cunt.

Henry Crun said...

I won't be taking Mr Thomas up on his offer. I have, however, enrolled for samba lessons for when Blair and Brown pop their clogs.

Kaygee said...

Ok, let me get this straight. Thatcher was removed from power when I was but a babe in arms. That means the powers what is have had more than 2 decades to sort out whatever mess she may or maynot have made. She cannot have fucked us up that badly that after so many long, agonising years of beloved socialism, the almighty and all knowing government cant have fixed it. Was taking free milk off school kids really that completely and utterly devestating?

PS, Mark Thomas can choke on a cock.

Henry Crun said...

Kaygee, the milk thing really gets my gander well and truly up. Free milk at school was introduced post war when rationing was in place. It was distributed to infant school children to prevent rickets. By the time Thatcher removed the free milk scheme rationing had long been abolished and kids no longer went to school walking a bit funny.

Had the scheme prevailed, no doubt Labour would have long replaced full fat milk with skimmed milk, or "white water" as it is known in our house.

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