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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Old Holborn interviews Prescott

13 Comments:

CryBaby 27 May 2009 17:57  

Very funny! Can't stop laughing now.

Harold,  27 May 2009 18:14  

The work that has gone into that is just wonderful.
Sadly......that is all that recommends it.
Profanity for it's own sake?
I can imagine it of Prescott, he has nothing "up top" but...

caesars wife,  27 May 2009 18:27  

No OH its the missing taped phone call between macbride and Ed balls,on draper

LOL !

Dick the Prick 27 May 2009 18:38  

Absolutely awesome. I swear i've had loads of conversations like that. Viva Barcelona!

jailhouselawyer 27 May 2009 19:26  

Those two look like the magistrates I saw this morning in relation to the public order offence (I am accused of swearing in a public park), and Rocky is accused of barking in the park, but I must say that the magistrates did not swear like those two. Unless it was at me under their breath when I kept interrupting them...

DP Dance,  27 May 2009 20:16  

Hello !!

CryBaby 27 May 2009 20:51  

You are getting done for swearing in a public park? Damn!!

Like, what kind of words did you use?

jailhouselawyer 27 May 2009 21:02  

In response to "That dog should be on a fucking lead" I say "Fuck off and mind your own business!".

It's a long story...

John Hirst and "Rocky" found not guilty

suigmypiel 27 May 2009 21:23  

I bet the cunt of a park attendant had a little Hitler moustache. What is it with these council fuckwits that they think they can lord it over trhe rest of us, the people who pays their over generous salaries. Fucking cunt. It looks like Jackboots "I am a useless cunt of a home secretary" Smith has even given litter collectors arresting powers.

Clunking Fist 27 May 2009 21:46  

Mate, I'm crying!

Reminds me of the yankie equivalent:
him: "Fuck you"
me :"No: fuck you."
him "No: fuck you!"
me :"No: fuck YOU!"
Him: "No: fuck YOU!"
me: "No: fuck YOU!"
Him: "No: fuck YOU!"
me: "Fuck you!"
him: "Fuck you!"
me: "Fuck you!"
etc

jailhouselawyer 27 May 2009 22:09  

I cannot find the link where someone left a comment saying that the park wardens are like little hitlers.

Anonymous,  28 May 2009 00:30  

Derek and Clive, priceless.

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