Friday, 22 May 2009

Nadine loses it...

Nadines office today


The atmosphere in Westminster is unbearable. People are constantly checking to see if others are ok. Everyone fears a suicide. If someone isn't seen, offices are called and checked.

Parliament will become full of racists, fantasists, and has-been celebrities. We will be rendered impotent and may never again regain the authority to withstand the pressure, opinion and whims of the overtly wealthy

Enter the Barclay brothers, the billionaire owners of The Daily Telegraph. Rumour is that they are fiercely Euro sceptic and do not feel that either of the main parties are Euro sceptic enough. They have set upon a deliberate course to destabilise Parliament, with the hope that the winners will be UKIP and BNP.

Esther’s arrival on the scene will split the vote and guarantee Margaret Moran a return back to Westminster.

Utterly Dagenham (two stops past Barking).

Send her a tin foil hat. I have:

Nadine Dorries MP
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
Telephone her on: 020 7219 4239
Email her at: dorriesn@parliament.uk

23 comments:

sd said...

Gentlemen, here's the latest on that other thieving bitch Margaret Moran:-

http://tinyurl.com/margaret-moran

Enjoy!

RobW said...

It's like Divine Right. They honestly think they were born to rule. They truly are bizarre human beings.

Tory Poppins said...

Hilarious! I've fisked her here
;-)

Anonymous said...

The UK has become a corrupt and divided nation, run on a nod and a wink from those in positions of authority with MP's sitting at the top of the dunghill.

A dose of reality is well overdue, kill yourself, go on I dare you, it'll be a worthwhile public service.

Anonymous said...

A couple of weeks ago we were promised three suicides. They simply can't deliver on a promise can they?

Chris said...

I read of her vision of the Apocalypse and think "Hmmm. Good start..."

planespotter said...

Could OH investigate Nadine's 'Operation Hawk' please. She got a flight in a Hawk trainer jet at Boscombe Down the other day but still hasn't said how it went. Apart from being shaken. I hope she didn't ask to be flown over her house. You shouldn't confuse the pilot when he's trying to fly.

Rightwinggit said...

If I or anyone else on here had done what these weasels have done, we'd be looking at jailtime.

I feel about as sorry for this lot as I would for an armed robber who got shot dead by the police.

From a party poiny of view, Dave needs to muzzle her fast.

JuliaM said...

Oh, god! The dozy cow has agreed to appear on the 'Jeremy Vine' show to put this across, and she's getting monstered.

Public sympathy is definitely not with her...

The Penguin said...

I used to think she was one of the more sane ones....I think I was deluded.

The Penguin

charcoal said...

They just don't get it do they.

They're to blame. Them alone and nobody else.

K. MacEgan said...

Thanks. I have renamed the Torygraph. Its now BNP Voice.

The Beast of clerkenwell said...

The Barclay twins live in their own Island complete with armed guards
Cool or what?

AnonyBNP said...

"K. MacEgan said...

Thanks. I have renamed the Torygraph. Its now BNP Voice."

But if they were promoting 'diversity' or some other Marxist cause that was to your liking then that would be OK would it ?

Get used to it McEgan, its called democracy and some people have had enough of being told what to think and believe by Righteous cunts like yourself and are starting to reject the state apparatus that have held this dominant ideology in place for so long.

Ron said...

Where are all these fucking suicides we were promised? If these cunts topped themselves, maybe some decent, honest people would take their place.

Mr said...

@anonyBNP - "reject the state apparatus" - presumably by increasing its power and reach as per BNP manifesto?

Fausty said...

This MPs' expenses saga is shedding light on the characters of MPs.

I had considered Nadine to be a down-to-earth fighter who could reach the plebs.

Now, she has shown herself to be self-serving. She seeks to protect herself by fingering the Fees Office. Integrity is highly personal. We all face temptation. Strength of character and moral sense prevents us from yielding to temptation.

The lady doth protest too much. She might wish to seek alternative work at the next election.

Oh, and the should shut the f*ck up, there's a good lass.

Ironically, she's doing UKIP a power of good. Silly cow.

Anonymous said...

Well now that we know the troughing propensities of the mainstream parties it's hardly surprising that they aren't generally eurosceptic. Most of them must look longingly across the channel and fantasise about the opportunities for sleaze that could one day be theirs.

Constantly Furious said...

Why the fuck doesn’t Nadine shut up?.

Her public breakdown is very amusing, but she’s distracting us from all the premier league troughers.

We’re forgetting: why is Hazel Blears still a cabinet minister? Why are the bloody Balls completely untouched. Why the fuck isn’t Elliot Morely in prison yet?

And why hasn’t Baroness Uddin been dragged onto the streets and hung from a lamp-post?

Shut up Nadine, we're busy.

K. MacEgan said...

Leibe Herr AnonBNP, Veilen danke fur deine dreck. I am not Marxist but Liberal/Socialist (or Socialist Liberal). I'm anti-BNP cos I'm vehemently anti-police (your bedrock). Now I must go & do some more race traitor stuff, Tschuss!

Poor Bloody Taxpayer said...

I also thought Nadine might have been one of the 'good guys'. The self-pitying whingeing is beginning to really make me angry now. They still don't get it, do they?

Dodgy Liebour said...

The Telegraph must be getting close to revealing something about her, and Nadine is panicking......what has she got to hide?

Constantly Furious is right, we need more focus, where is the outrage against the Balls/Cooper/Darling cabal? Why are they silent and why are the press not in their face every morning as they leave their second home? And why are there no criminal charges?

councillorjackbrody said...

As politicians keep telling us regarding ID cards, if they've nothing to hide, they've nothing to fear...

(Now, where did I bury that biscuit tin full of diamonds?)

Cllr Jack Brody

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