You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, “Social Cohesion”, benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don’t do that it’s illegal now, can’t say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading, can’t photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, we know where you live, we’re watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways.

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Life's a Beach


And that's where I'm headed. Talk amongst yourselves.

15 Comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner,  2 May 2009 10:51  

Probably the person who started this...

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Stay-GordonBrown/

electro-kevin 2 May 2009 11:02  
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electro-kevin 2 May 2009 11:03  

I'm glad this geezerbird covered up his/her nipples. Otherwise the picture would have been indecent.

An Anony commenter on Guido posted this comment regarding Brown. I think it's worthy of note:

"Well well well. From fiscal rectitude to rectal fistitude in two short years."

JD 2 May 2009 11:51  

Not that beach, I hope? JD.

bill clinton,  2 May 2009 12:18  

Fat Jaqui looks better doggie style. Or is it one of Mandy's mates?

wv fugshes (ugly)

EUBanana 2 May 2009 12:42  

I was off last Wednesday with the most evil cold I've ever had (which I caught off the wife). I made up the time lost though, the 'company' is just me and one other so its not like I can spend all my time dossing. ;)

Theres definitely something nasty going around. Aside from the swine flu.

Dick the Prick 2 May 2009 13:30  

Ah, honeymoon pictures. Hope you both had fun.

Chris,  2 May 2009 14:34  

isn't that jade goody's maw?

Anonymous,  2 May 2009 16:20  

Its good to see you at long last without the mask and costume....


Well i say good...

Obnoxio The Clown 2 May 2009 18:03  

WTF is that thing on your head?

Holiday in the sun,  2 May 2009 20:13  

Hey, enough of Guthrums holiday snaps already!

The Penguin 2 May 2009 21:06  

Isn't that Two Jags? You do have to think about what is in the pies, John! You obviously didn't throw up enough.

Hope Pauline doesn't mind you having the bigger tits.

The Penguin

Conan the Librarian™ 2 May 2009 21:06  

It doesn't look throbbing...

Anonymous,  3 May 2009 00:32  

Bono has really let himself go.

The Master,  4 May 2009 15:10  

It's 2 Jags!

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