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28 Comments:
I think a song is in Order, Order - as the Speaker's in ordure, ordure.
How about a crappy and laughable song for a crappy and risible Speaker?
'Hey Mickey!'
Dhou
Martin is no worse than the rest of the cunts, bar a couple. They could all just resign if they feel so strongly and leave Parliament empty. The cunts would rather keep scamming money out of us.
he would get beaten up in Glasgow anyway, fancy clobber or not.
another meeting !! well at least no one can say hes slow to react !!
For fucks sake!
Michael Martin, putting the 'Cunt' into 'Honorable Member"
Fuck you all!
Pour on tha' Gravy! Moar! Blubglub.
Unfuckingbelievable. Fat cunt.
What a lard-arsed waste of space. I wonder if he can feel the waves of hate directed at him and all of the other self opinionated bastards.
At least the wanker is getting just a little taste of how that other unpopular wanker Brown feels, I hope it hurts like hell!
He just doesn't get it, does he?
He thinks the job is his by right and nobody can take it away from him.
His refusal to step down will precipitate a major constitutional crisis and ultimately his own sacking, and will also ensure that Labour is unelectable for several decades - if the party manages to survive at all. For that, at least, we can be grateful.
What an arrogant, self-serving bastard.
I only saw the headlines (didn't read the actual articles) over the weekend, but maybe Queenie will step in and force the fat, troughing, shameless, corrupt, biased cunt into doing the honorable thing and putting a bullet in his head.
Or failing that, making him resign.
There was no way he was going to resign. He wants that golden parachute in addition to his great pension. Like Brown he has this strange sense of entitlement? After all he was a trade unionist. He's owed you see, for his service to the country.
He's a revolting, greedy fat turd
I sent the following email via TheyWorkForYou to my MP, Robert Syms after watching Gorbals Mick on TV:
Dear Robert Syms,
I have just watched Speaker Martin on TV. Never mind his apologies - they are far too little & far too late. He fully demonstrated his incompetence by having to ask the Clerks for advice. He is so arrogant & out of touch that he never thought he could be brought to book. He may not be responsible for how the MPs filled in their expense forms, however, he has certainly creamed off his own expenses as much as he could & has tried at every turn to block transparency of MPs' expenses - using taxpayers' money to go to Court to prevent it. He is despicable & needs to be sacked - NOW.
Yours sincerely,
These corrupt, trough loving fuckers all need to be Cleared out of there Now!!!!!!
There is a poll taking place here as to voting intentions on June 4th.
http://www.thelondondailynews.com/house-common-rudderless-speaker-faces-angry-p-2930.html
The troughing bastard wants his £100K golden goodbye and his sinecure in the House of Frauds too. He will certainly not get the former if he resigns. Nor should he. No doubt some shoddy despicable deal will be done. If I was Cameron I would want some blood. Except he's running scared too as some of his troops are severely tainted. Dredging a moat!! FFS!
"We have let you down very badly indeed" But I haven't quite finished troughing yet, so you can fuck off.
Legs a furious blur, ankles swolen to the size of grapefruits and each breath a ragged scream from within a briney halo of tears and sweat, Gorbals Mick turns the final corner and thunders towards the Central Lobby. Finish line of this rather unusual punishment, and with it, salvation, in sight at last. From a hundred digitally enhanced and artfully choreographed vantage points, the Nation watches the unfolding spectacle with bated breath.
Mick, 9/10ths deranged by physical exertion and evidently, some would say graphically, incontinent in both urine and faeces, can be seen, even in his advanced state of dishevelment, to register the briefest glimmer of hope. A flash recognition that, against all conceivable odds, he might, MIGHT, just make it.
But in this hope, as in most other things, he is mistaken. Fate sealed weeks ago by referendum, his self-injurious exertions are for naught. He flees, not towards salvation, as he was cruelly led to believe, but into the meticulously calibrated reticle of his executioner, John, an unemployed Quantity Surveyor from Droitwich, who beat thousands of like-minded contestants for the honor of enacting the will of the people.
With no previous firearms experience, John demonstrated exceptional natural ability, born of the fact that, as he put it, "I fucking hate those wankers, give me a gun and they're finished".
The stage is set. Gorbals take one final step forward and breaks an invisible infrared beam. On that signal, an ultra high frame rate camera springs silently to life, tracking Gorbals Mick's head and upper body, and a small buzzer sounds in John's conceiled firing position.
An instant later .... back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.
wv: fatiog
Aye, ye can pit that in yer pipe an' smoke it, likes! Ah'm gaein' NAEWHERE!!!!
Fuck off Martin
Fuck off new stassi
Let's get 'em lads.........
.... Ah'm gaein' NAEWHERE!!!!
Gonna stick around for an extra helping of ass flavored cock, ey Marty? Brown via Mandy should do the trick.
Wouldn't wanna share your toothbrush though, yeh ken?
He won't last much longer - it was painfully embarrassing to watch. Here's a funny video to keep us amused while we're waiting:
Get rich this afternoon
Rab C. Nesbitt said...
he would get beaten up in Glasgow anyway, fancy clobber or not.
18 May 2009 16:25
I think Gorbals would be beaten to a pulp just about anywhere outside the Westmonster village at the moment.
A well deserving case for a dam good thrashing if ever there was one.
Don't ask why I want to know, but does anyone know if it is possible to genetically fingerprint human shit?
This is a serious question relating to a plan I have for the 646 (and Gorbals).
he's lovely y'knee dont believe the medijas
He may very well find that he is going somewhere - and much faster than he thought - right out the door. He's a very stupid man, if he'd offerd to stand down immediately yesterday he could probably have gone in reasonable dignity. He's blown that & there'll now be protests about anything he does or gets - until he is finally kicked out.
.... does anyone know if it is possible to genetically fingerprint human shit?
Sadly, yes. Dog shit, now there's a material with potential!
Mind you, if you did use your own, er, meaty chunks, you'd likely make it onto News at Ten.
There's might also be something that could be done with springs and tupperware, along the lines of a jackinabox, to improve the overall "effect".
You have opened up a most interesting line of enquiry!
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