"I Seem To Have Forgotten To Wipe My Arse, Could I Apply To Have This Done Retrospectively?"
I've never understood the high regard and praise heaped on media tart Vince Cable, whose sole claim to fame is the "Stalin to Mr. Bean" joke.
He's supposed in his own legend to be an economic genius, but although he may have worked for some dodgy oil company as an economist he was hardly on the main board or directing it's operations. He was a junior ranking middle manager.
And it emerges that although not a particularly greedy trough-pig, he's not very competent at claiming what was on offer. Although he was not above asking if he could grab it retrospectively.
Bit of a twat, really.