Wednesday, 27 May 2009

God Is In A World Of Trouble, As Are The Coffee Growers


Draper is now a practising Christian:

How come lying, deceit and leaving personal ethics in the the gutter is now the route to 'finding God'. Jonathan Aitken and Tony Blair being notable practitioners of 'Big God'. This involves not personal reflection, a personal set of ethics that most of the world shares' treat others as you would like to be treated', but 'Big God', The Catholic Church,Evangelism etc setting up Foundations, being seen to be 'holier than thou' at prayer or declaiming their 'faith' in public or the papers.

The rehabilitation of Draper has begun, courtesy of the Guardian and the Hay on Wye Festival.

I was at Hay on Sunday. Never go there to be intellectually challenged. It is the soft left Nivarna. You can strut as a well heeled 'intellectual' having your prejudices about the righteousness of your 'cause reconfirmed without having to soil yourself with having to confront the great unwashed and poor. I set the kids a game how may pseudo Trotsky look alikes can you count today. Defined as at least one piece of faux military clothing, a goatee grey/white, a mao hat or Keffiyah clutching a signed copy of something by Polly Toynbee/Chris Mullin/Monty Don. Saving the world by drinking coffee ground between the thighs of young ethnic coffee growers in some far off land, that you are also trying to put out of work, by buying locally grown coffee beans in Dewsbury so that you can save the planet by not indulging in food miles.

Twenty two was the final count in a three hour period, all caught on mobile phones as proof.

And did those feet in ancient time. Walk upon England's mountains green?, dunno- but Derek Draper in sackcloth and ashes certainly has this week.

So there we have it, a conservative 325 MP's are due to lose their seats at the next election. Thats surely enough to start a few monasteries,nunneries or ashrams when they have all found God.

15 comments:

Shibby said...

You couldn't make it up

Harri the athiest said...

Dolly has found God !

I wonder if it will improve his memory?

You have to have some pity for Dolly he has not got off to a very good start.

3 Do not have any other gods before me. (Apart from the Gorgon)
9 For six days you shall labour and do all your work.( again pretty much fucked there)
16 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.(definatley fucked)
7 you shall have no other gods before me.( its not looking good)
17 You shall not make cast idols.( well and truly fucked then)

And it looks like Dollys chances of ever becoming an MP and becoming a sunbeam for Jesus can be forgotten about?

Thus:

13 You shall not kill

14 You shall not commit adultery.

15 You shall not steal.

16 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

17 You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.

Amen.

Bloke with a Keffiyah said...

Oiy!

Leave Keffiyahs out of this. At least until illegal settlements are laid waste...

As Harris says... "15 You shall not steal"

And saying the sky pixie "gave me this land" just doesn't cut it.

TheBigYin said...

I wonder what mobile phone tariff God uses, pay as you go I suspect, with Tony Blair on speed dial.

Henry North London said...

"Christian" I dont mean to offend anyone but the Godsquadders are the biggest bunch of hypocrites out.

Rightwinggit said...

"all caught on mobile phones as proof."


Waiting.....

Guthrum said...

Unfortunately all on kids mobiles not mine !

microdave said...

@ Henry North London - if you are referring to the "Born Again Christians" I totally agree. At my former place of work we had a number of "Converts", and they had previously been the biggest bunch of skivers in the firm.

Even more annoyingly they then carried on doing as little as possible, safe in the knowledge that the bosses dare not criticise them for fear of discrimination charges.

And their stupid grin even if you called them a bunch of cunts REALLY pissed me off.....

jailhouselawyer said...

"How come lying, deceit and leaving personal ethics in the the gutter is now the route to 'finding God'"?

God knows!

GOD said...

FFS. Not another cunt who wanmts to find me. Fuck off already.

Anonymous said...

Aitken found God as well. Hmmmmm

Dick the Prick said...

Love the dunno after Jerusalem, quality.I dunno meself about the Hay - the guest list is usually pretty good - certainly good to take kids to and say 'yup, he's a cunt, she's a cunt, they're a bunch of cunts'. Cunt spotting in a target rich environment - like spotting mullets in Hull.

suigmypiel said...

If I was God I would send a plague of pestilences and STDs on both their houses for trying to bullshit me. No real god would be able to resist the temptation to annialate the cunts. Dolly in particular is a pretty attractive target and then again, so is Bliar. I guess this proves there is no god.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Dolly has found God - only now God's very busy trying to lose him again!

FFS, how long before BACP make up their mind about Drooper's 'professional ethics'?

Henry Crun said...

Ahhh the last refuge of the scoundrel.

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