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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Freedom of Information Request - Expenses


What fun

Dear Sir or Madam,
My MP is Brooks Newmark. I notice with some hilarity that the idiot claims
£20,000 a year for accomodation away from his main home.
Anyway, I'd like to see ALL his receipts. It's MY money he'sspending after all.


Yours faithfully,
Old Holborn




Dear Mr Holborn,

This Freedom of Information request is not accepted as, under the legislation, a name is required to progress it: http://www.ico.gov.uk/upload/documents/l... .

If you wish to resubmit your request please note that the language used can be taken into account when considering whether or not a request is vexatious and which might lead to a refusal under section 14 of the Act.

Bob Castle
Head of Information



Dear Bob,

Please resend this email in Urdu braille. I cannot read and write English and you are abusing my human rights, innit.


Idiots

7 Comments:

The Penguin 6 May 2009 15:02  

Some people have no sense of humour.

The Penguin

Anonymous,  6 May 2009 15:30  

shouldve closed with

"... and I want it within 28 days or I will give around to your place and give your wife something to hang her towels on"

Chalcedon 6 May 2009 15:52  

That's your front door stoved in at 04.30 tomorrow and you et al frogmarched off to a gulag in the far North of Jockland.

Anonymous,  6 May 2009 17:19  

" I notice with some hilarity that the idiot claims £20,000 a year for accomodation away from his main home."

WRONG.

He is not an idiot. With envy, I'd say he was very shrewd.

However, IF his claim gets authorised, then the Court of Public Opinion will rightly deem as idiots whoever allowed such claims.

it's either banned or compulsory 7 May 2009 00:10  

"Please resend this email in Urdu braille. I cannot read and write English and you are abusing my human rights" brilliant and something that we should all do, perhaps demand a Signer too, live, in person.

Antipholus Papps 7 May 2009 07:58  

You have 20 seconds to comply vexatious fiend!

Anonymous,  7 May 2009 17:58  

What a jumped up little jobsworth, 'If you wish to resubmit your request please note that the language used can be taken into account when considering whether or not a request is vexatious and which might lead to a refusal under section 14 of the Act.'
Seems like Bob Castle is a ZaNuLab twat who needs a good seeing to.

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