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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Esther Rantzen to stand for MP?

20 Comments:

T' old 'un,  20 May 2009 15:46  

She is bound to come "first past the post".

The Penguin 20 May 2009 15:53  

She's got a thoroughbred's teeth. One has to wonder does the horse miss them?

The Penguin.

RobW 20 May 2009 16:01  

Expect more laws to protect the Children then.

electro-kevin 20 May 2009 16:17  

Hartman says "This will bring an end to the gentlemens' club in Parliament."

To great lies:

a) Speaker Martin is the cause of it
b) It's only men at it.

Ampers 20 May 2009 16:19  

Yes, I was covering the Jury Team EU launch this morning in Westminster and she said she may stand for Luton - I think it was Luton South - where that bitch who had dry rot is going to be reselected by the Luton South Labour Party.

She (ER) says she will make her mind up on Tuesday.

This means, translated into English, that she will stand but is setting the scene for maximum publicity - by ensuring all the newspapers and TV stations have time to send in the clowns... errr... I mean send in their reporters and camera men.

:-)

Ampers

an inhabitant,  20 May 2009 16:22  

The best thing for Luton is a 1 kiloton warhead.

Henry Crun 20 May 2009 16:25  

Come friendly bombs and fall on Luton. Sorry inhabitant, it just doesn't scan.

Al,  20 May 2009 16:37  

I find it interesting that this odious womans wiki does not mention a word of her endeavors to sell 'independent, impartial advice' to those that might have had an unfortunate accident.

http://tinyurl.com/cmvaqk

As the advertisement was in the Top 50 of TV ads I would have thought someone might have found time to enter it on her very comprehensive wiki page.

http://tinyurl.com/og79jd

Rab C. Nesbitt 20 May 2009 16:38  

She's looking for a dog that can say 'troughing bastards' as her campaign manager and is using a carrot with a cock as her mascot.

Ampers 20 May 2009 17:27  

By the way, j'accuse! OH :-)

There were no buns on offer, only coffee! Sloppy journalism lol

Ampers

Anonymous II,  20 May 2009 18:44  

Fucking hypocritical bitch, perfect political material...

In the late 1980's, immediately after a recording of That's Life, where she espoused the importance of child safety seats, she was photographed departing from the former BBC Television Theatre, Shepherds Bush, with her children literally running wild within her car. Pressure on the photographer, a BBC employee, to forfeit the offending film, or face possible redundancy, was applied from the direction of Desmond Wilcox, Esthers' Husband and former boss.

I should add, that she is so horrendously fucking ugly, that she insisted that all "aperature correction" be turned off on the studio cameras, so as to greatly soften the resulting video.

steveshark 20 May 2009 19:43  

As I've blogged - she's tainted by the Shaun Woodward connection.
http://steveshark.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/three-whores/

The BEAST,  20 May 2009 20:29  

Fucking Jew bitch cant wait to get troughing

Anonymous,  20 May 2009 21:42  

Saw her a while back on Question Time.Seemed pretty clueless on most issues. Would be a vast improvement on most of the cunts in Westminister.
Don't knock Luton too much. It's now the frontline in the fightback against islamification of our country,might get interesting this weekend
Urban11

Anonymous,  20 May 2009 23:45  

i fucking hope so

Old Bag 21 May 2009 00:15  

another troughing cunt on the way.ah, well..thats life. (boom, fucking, boom).

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 01:29  

I've just found a spud that looks like my cock, do you think I should send it to her?

Cyril.

Anonymous,  21 May 2009 07:56  

Horrible self-aggrandising interloping bitch is waiting to see how the media coverage of her pans out before she commits herself. Maybe David aaronovitch or Yasmin Alibhai-Shit could stand.

VotR,  21 May 2009 08:42  

I think more men should be encouraged to stand as MPs, now that they are openly discriminated against.

Being white would probably be a bonus too, to stave off becoming under represented.

Anonymous,  26 May 2009 10:22  

I know first hand that this woman is a Grade-A fucking bitch. She is horrible to work with, and makes some MPs seem rather nice.

She will fit the position of an MP though as she is rude, arrogant, hypocritical, untrustworthy, and plain ugly. Sometimes i hate "democracy"

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