Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Esther Rantzen to stand for MP?

20 comments:

T' old 'un said...

She is bound to come "first past the post".

The Penguin said...

She's got a thoroughbred's teeth. One has to wonder does the horse miss them?

The Penguin.

RobW said...

Expect more laws to protect the Children then.

electro-kevin said...

Hartman says "This will bring an end to the gentlemens' club in Parliament."

To great lies:

a) Speaker Martin is the cause of it
b) It's only men at it.

Ampers said...

Yes, I was covering the Jury Team EU launch this morning in Westminster and she said she may stand for Luton - I think it was Luton South - where that bitch who had dry rot is going to be reselected by the Luton South Labour Party.

She (ER) says she will make her mind up on Tuesday.

This means, translated into English, that she will stand but is setting the scene for maximum publicity - by ensuring all the newspapers and TV stations have time to send in the clowns... errr... I mean send in their reporters and camera men.

:-)

Ampers

an inhabitant said...

The best thing for Luton is a 1 kiloton warhead.

Henry Crun said...

Come friendly bombs and fall on Luton. Sorry inhabitant, it just doesn't scan.

Al said...

I find it interesting that this odious womans wiki does not mention a word of her endeavors to sell 'independent, impartial advice' to those that might have had an unfortunate accident.

http://tinyurl.com/cmvaqk

As the advertisement was in the Top 50 of TV ads I would have thought someone might have found time to enter it on her very comprehensive wiki page.

http://tinyurl.com/og79jd

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

She's looking for a dog that can say 'troughing bastards' as her campaign manager and is using a carrot with a cock as her mascot.

Ampers said...

By the way, j'accuse! OH :-)

There were no buns on offer, only coffee! Sloppy journalism lol

Ampers

Anonymous II said...

Fucking hypocritical bitch, perfect political material...

In the late 1980's, immediately after a recording of That's Life, where she espoused the importance of child safety seats, she was photographed departing from the former BBC Television Theatre, Shepherds Bush, with her children literally running wild within her car. Pressure on the photographer, a BBC employee, to forfeit the offending film, or face possible redundancy, was applied from the direction of Desmond Wilcox, Esthers' Husband and former boss.

I should add, that she is so horrendously fucking ugly, that she insisted that all "aperature correction" be turned off on the studio cameras, so as to greatly soften the resulting video.

steveshark said...

As I've blogged - she's tainted by the Shaun Woodward connection.
http://steveshark.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/three-whores/

The BEAST said...

Fucking Jew bitch cant wait to get troughing

Anonymous said...

Saw her a while back on Question Time.Seemed pretty clueless on most issues. Would be a vast improvement on most of the cunts in Westminister.
Don't knock Luton too much. It's now the frontline in the fightback against islamification of our country,might get interesting this weekend
Urban11

Anonymous said...

i fucking hope so

Old Bag said...

another troughing cunt on the way.ah, well..thats life. (boom, fucking, boom).

Anonymous said...

I've just found a spud that looks like my cock, do you think I should send it to her?

Cyril.

Anonymous said...

Horrible self-aggrandising interloping bitch is waiting to see how the media coverage of her pans out before she commits herself. Maybe David aaronovitch or Yasmin Alibhai-Shit could stand.

VotR said...

I think more men should be encouraged to stand as MPs, now that they are openly discriminated against.

Being white would probably be a bonus too, to stave off becoming under represented.

Anonymous said...

I know first hand that this woman is a Grade-A fucking bitch. She is horrible to work with, and makes some MPs seem rather nice.

She will fit the position of an MP though as she is rude, arrogant, hypocritical, untrustworthy, and plain ugly. Sometimes i hate "democracy"

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