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Thursday, 7 May 2009

A disk of filth and depravity.


Jacq the Ripper's Greatest Hits.



Iain Dale claims that the Telegraph has bought a disk full of the uncensored version of MPs expenses. A disk filled with more naughtiness that even a Home Secretary's husband could handle. If so, and if they do publish it, there's going to be a run on Nokias by tomorrow night.


Get the popcorn and the beer and get a comfy seat. This could be fun.


OH UPDATE: This is the big one. Enjoy EVERY MOMENT. All OH authors invited to pile in.



(LI update: I've improved the disk. If the Telegraph want to use that for their 'free with the Sundays' disk, they can have it).

24 Comments:

Old Holborn 7 May 2009 22:23  

SNAP!

I'm 2 minutes quicker than you!

Leg-iron 7 May 2009 22:30  

No fair. I spent too much time photoshopping the disk!

I'll have to get a few photos ready in advance.

Sue 7 May 2009 22:32  

Whoops, didn't your last post, sorry :)

Sue 7 May 2009 22:35  

I wonder how many are on suicide watch now!

Fidothedog 7 May 2009 22:36  

Sue, all of them I hope. I shall provide razor blades if needed.

Cato 7 May 2009 22:39  

I can do the rope...bought loads cheap at a boot sale.just in case/

Rab C. Nesbitt 7 May 2009 22:56  

I hope the samaratins have plenty of call handling agents available.

Sugar Tits,  7 May 2009 23:16  

About fucking time.

But I give up on the general public if they let whatever shit these criminals have been up to, go.

Looking forward to the revelations, all the same.

Old Bag 7 May 2009 23:17  

i ot a few packets of paracetamol that may just come in useful now for offing some troughing hoons...

Chris,  7 May 2009 23:50  

Sorry to piss in everyone's cornflakes; but would this be the same Daily Telegraph that betrayed Guido's sources the other week?

Could be dynamite, or it might just vanish without trace...

wv: jocke - coz their f'ing mafia have their fingerts in every pie.

it's either banned or compulsory 7 May 2009 23:53  

I have been so looking forward to this.

Anonymous,  7 May 2009 23:57  

When does the whole disk get on Wikileaks?

the beast,  8 May 2009 00:14  

I have a lazy lob on.
Couldnt we just hand the running of country to Ms Lumley and the Gurkhas?

Sid,  8 May 2009 00:26  

Please, is there anyone, the Queen, the army, a Day Of The Jackal-style assassin, anyone, who can step in now and rid us of these terrible Labour cunts?

captainff 8 May 2009 00:26  

I'm tempted not to head off to bed just to laugh my arse off for a while.


haHaHAHAHAhaHAhaHaha

Barnsley Bill 8 May 2009 00:33  

Linked in NZ now. Happy days.
Will this be the straw that broke the mentalists back? We can only hope.

wv= excess
How does it know?

Mike Kingscott 8 May 2009 01:10  

Blogging as requested, OH :-)

This has really made my night, looking forward to buying the Telegraph tomorrow - might even frame it, as it could (hopefully) bring down a Government :-)

caesars wife,  8 May 2009 01:55  

i dont think they can shovell this one out quick enough , flu masks are useless in a gas attack , i think some swines will be coughing tonight !

Mitch 8 May 2009 05:08  

Which little piggy will be first to resign from our wallets.

BASTARDS ALL.

Snowolf 8 May 2009 07:25  

At first I felt like it was Christmas day, lots of presents to open. Then I realised I was wrong.

Being a football fanatic, I can only equate it to the first day of the World Cup, because you know you have a daily feast of world class entertainment awaiting you for weeks to come.

Goooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllll!

(wv= dinki. Labour's reputation for transparency and accountability?)

ConstantlyFurious 8 May 2009 07:39  

Shout about the troughers. Fill in the DWP online benefit cheats forms for McBroon, for Straw, for Jacqui, for Baroness Troffin, for all the fuckers.

Bri,  8 May 2009 08:09  

Go back to sleep everyone,Harriet says no one will be resigning over this.

Bunch of twats.

word verification. upspit.

I kid you not

BlogTart,  8 May 2009 08:35  

Suicide watch, yeah right.

It was all 'within the rules' (that they made themselves), and they'll just brazen it out. Safety in numbers, etc.

They would all have to resign. If only.

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