Thursday, 7 May 2009

A disk of filth and depravity.


Jacq the Ripper's Greatest Hits.



Iain Dale claims that the Telegraph has bought a disk full of the uncensored version of MPs expenses. A disk filled with more naughtiness that even a Home Secretary's husband could handle. If so, and if they do publish it, there's going to be a run on Nokias by tomorrow night.


Get the popcorn and the beer and get a comfy seat. This could be fun.


OH UPDATE: This is the big one. Enjoy EVERY MOMENT. All OH authors invited to pile in.



(LI update: I've improved the disk. If the Telegraph want to use that for their 'free with the Sundays' disk, they can have it).

24 comments:

Old Holborn said...

SNAP!

I'm 2 minutes quicker than you!

Sue said...

BBC Reporting some of it

Leg-iron said...

No fair. I spent too much time photoshopping the disk!

I'll have to get a few photos ready in advance.

Sue said...

Whoops, didn't your last post, sorry :)

Sue said...

I wonder how many are on suicide watch now!

Fidothedog said...

Sue, all of them I hope. I shall provide razor blades if needed.

Cato said...

I can do the rope...bought loads cheap at a boot sale.just in case/

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I hope the samaratins have plenty of call handling agents available.

Sugar Tits said...

About fucking time.

But I give up on the general public if they let whatever shit these criminals have been up to, go.

Looking forward to the revelations, all the same.

Old Bag said...

i ot a few packets of paracetamol that may just come in useful now for offing some troughing hoons...

Chris said...

Sorry to piss in everyone's cornflakes; but would this be the same Daily Telegraph that betrayed Guido's sources the other week?

Could be dynamite, or it might just vanish without trace...

wv: jocke - coz their f'ing mafia have their fingerts in every pie.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

I have been so looking forward to this.

Anonymous said...

When does the whole disk get on Wikileaks?

the beast said...

I have a lazy lob on.
Couldnt we just hand the running of country to Ms Lumley and the Gurkhas?

Sid said...

Please, is there anyone, the Queen, the army, a Day Of The Jackal-style assassin, anyone, who can step in now and rid us of these terrible Labour cunts?

captainff said...

I'm tempted not to head off to bed just to laugh my arse off for a while.


haHaHAHAHAhaHAhaHaha

Barnsley Bill said...

Linked in NZ now. Happy days.
Will this be the straw that broke the mentalists back? We can only hope.

wv= excess
How does it know?

Mike Kingscott said...

Blogging as requested, OH :-)

This has really made my night, looking forward to buying the Telegraph tomorrow - might even frame it, as it could (hopefully) bring down a Government :-)

caesars wife said...

i dont think they can shovell this one out quick enough , flu masks are useless in a gas attack , i think some swines will be coughing tonight !

Mitch said...

Which little piggy will be first to resign from our wallets.

BASTARDS ALL.

Snowolf said...

At first I felt like it was Christmas day, lots of presents to open. Then I realised I was wrong.

Being a football fanatic, I can only equate it to the first day of the World Cup, because you know you have a daily feast of world class entertainment awaiting you for weeks to come.

Goooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllll!

(wv= dinki. Labour's reputation for transparency and accountability?)

ConstantlyFurious said...

Shout about the troughers. Fill in the DWP online benefit cheats forms for McBroon, for Straw, for Jacqui, for Baroness Troffin, for all the fuckers.

Bri said...

Go back to sleep everyone,Harriet says no one will be resigning over this.

Bunch of twats.

word verification. upspit.

I kid you not

BlogTart said...

Suicide watch, yeah right.

It was all 'within the rules' (that they made themselves), and they'll just brazen it out. Safety in numbers, etc.

They would all have to resign. If only.

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