"Your Children Will Go To A Shitty State School. Mine Won't!!"
One the one hand you have politicians juggling their addresses in order to maximise the amount they can steal from the taxpayer, and when it comes on top they say they were operating within the rules and it is not their fault that they are lying thieving cheating cunts. Instead, they want Inspector Knacker to investigate who leaked the expenses information, and presumably then to prosecute the whistleblower.
And then you have a local authority which is prosecuting a mother for "fraud" in that she tried to get her child into a good school by using her mother's address.
Of course, if she'd been a NuLiebore politician, such as Harriet Hypocrite Harman, she would have been able to send her children to the schools of her choice.