We are making good progress in rolling out your plan in the UK great leader. We think you will be pleased.
GB: If i give you this big wad of taxpayers cash can i be next to press the button... pleeeeeease
Me justa looke downee mineshaftee for frew seconds!
Haircut 100 megaton
GB: Have you got a bigger hat.
Gordon just loved the new look Gok Wan had created for him. "The facist dictator look, it's authoritarian, it's uncomfortable, it's never won an election, it's SO you darling."
Hair today , gone tommorow . GULP
Gary Glitter meets Gordoom.
Whats the old saying try try and try again.Here goes.GB: Mm mm mmmm mister Pol pot or whatever you bastard name is mm mmm may i just say that it started in America and you were obviously standing far too fucking close.
orr the ronely peepre were do they orr berong
Gordon: "Can I have a stroke?"Everyone: "We wish you would, you Hoon"
GB: You are a lot taller than you look on tv.
Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes a gay joke, Mrs Dale won't be amused.
Gordon, in his standard issue Dictator's uniform gazed with admiration at Kim Jong Ill's magnificent hair sculpture. So that was what launching a couple of rockets got you, he thought. He decided to speak to the UK Armed Forces Minister about it - then he remembered McCunt was in prison for fraud & tax evasion - like the majority of NuLiebore Ministers. Sometimes a Dictator's life can be terribly hard.
Gordon offers to drag North Koreas economy into the 17th century.
Like my boomffant?p.s. I saw this when I was resting my laptop on my stomach. I had to lift it of to protect against a head crash.
I have not got a clue what the name of this stuff is i am drinking but its quite cheap.Here goes nothing again.GB: Excuse me your right honourable grasshopper or whatever your bastard name is , but why are all these cunts laughing at me is it coz i wish i was black.
I win the Elvis lookalike competition. Any of you disagree and ill have you sectioned
Gordon, you really need this look for people to take you seriously.
GB: "Supreme Comrade, I have financially impoverished the country, morally corrupted the Establishment, created a vacuum for Islamization yet the citizens hate me and want me to stand down, how can I stay up?"Kim: "If you want to get ahead, take another Korea"
U go OBLAST get one these!!!!!!Heads up, INCOMING!!!!!
Hey guys, you have to stop wearing those funny hats, it really fucks up your hair!
"So I ask dem Ras Clarts for an Afro...."
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