Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Caption Contest


46 comments:

The Penguin said...

Can we not just blame it all on that Margaret Thatcher?

The Penguin

seebag said...

Was that you?

Snowolf said...

Mick: ... and there were pitchforks, and flaming torches, nooses and men on horses with hurdles.

Gordon: Where where the police?

Mick: It was the police.

Gurning Gorgon Video Productions said...

Martin: What do we do now?

Gordon: I'm going to blame you.

Anonymous said...

Well I was a trade unionist. It's what I'm owed.

Old Holborn said...

Arrest everyone? Would that work?

Do it.

Old Holborn said...

£62 a week dole? How am I supposed to exist on that?

Anonymous said...

fuck it. The games up here.Lets cut our losses, and get an eu sinecure apiece. No hassle and even better troughing.

CryBaby said...

Martin:

Yesterday I saw tumble weed rolling across floor in the fees office. Tell your bastard MPs to keep claiming.

nowedu said...

As the firing squad formed up in the background Speaker Martin was most astonished that he was refused an expenses claim for the blindfold.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I hope you claimed for that poppy. It's within the rules.

Anonymous said...

Can I claim the 5p for the poppy on my expenses,Mick?

well,you could tell them you donated 50p,but I don't think anyone would believe you.

Urban11

VotR said...

"Lend me a quid for a cuppa, Gordon?"
"Can I have a receipt?"

JMT said...

Gorbals Mick: I could murder a pint.

Brown: Me too, whose round is it?

Gorbals Mick: Joe Public's.

Anna Raccoon said...

You go first!

NO, no, after you.

ConstantlyFurious said...

"You're a cunt"
"So are you"

Works either way 'round..

Anonymous said...

The one eyed cunt 'Right we arranged the death of Doctor David Kelly. Now it is down to you to waste the other 60m who now know that we are corrupt'

The bent Jock cunt'Leave it with me'.

Oldrightie said...

Martin to Snotty Jimmy, "which of us looks the biggest twat?"

Anonymous said...

It might be a good time to tell them about your " Vision " Gordon.
That should calm them all down.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Snot Goblin: I’ve arranged for a plane out of here before they come to hang us. The tickets are 10M a seat.

Gobles Mick: Fair enough, but I’m more worried about where to hide our money since you knobbed up tax haven secrecy at the G20 meeting.

Anonymous said...

It's the economy stupid!

Anonymous said...

Can I claim a blowjob from you on my expenses if you swallow

subrosa said...

Gorbals Mick to Gordon Brown -"It's a times like this that I wish I could have the proverbial heart attack, not a big one of course, just a few twinges to get public sympathy. Then I could retire quietly and enjoy my lavish pension."

Anonymous said...

Whilst we're trying to cheer each other up..........

POSITIVE START TO EVERY DAY
THIS ONE WORKS

1) open a new file on your computer
2)Name it Gordon Brown
3)Send it to recycle bin
4)Click "empty recycle bin"
5) Your PC will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of Gordon Brown?"
6)firmly click "YES"

GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Jacqui Smith

Urban11

Shibby said...

"Hey dude no seriously I got a good one - how about I apologise for ALL OF THEM - that'll piss Old Holborn off! Hey no seriously do you think they'd get mad if we made caffeine illegal? Do you wanna try it? Cmon try it"

Conan the Librarian™ said...

We're ALL going to need moats now...

defender said...

See you in Sheerwood forest, 6am, come alone, no dogs, be there........

electro-kevin said...

http://electro-kevin-electro-kevin.blogspot.com/2009/05/no-to-eu.html

Join my campaign and pass the word on please.

Catosays said...

Where's that bitch Hoey when you want to slag someone off?

Fidothedog said...

Both:
"Can we get away with passing the blame onto Blair."

K. MacEgan said...

"Ringo I got this sweet fucking diamonds heist"
"How do we go in?"
"Hard".
"Fucking nice".
Shaddup I'll distract 'em wid dis poppy".
"NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL EXCECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN' ONE OF YA!"

Anonymous said...

Mike myers: its like an abuse of power the electorate just dont understand our problems.

Primementalist: tell me about it
why shouldnt i just cancel the GE.That would show them.
What did you think of the bahamas?

Mike myers: dissapointed at the lack of privilages i get over there may i motion a war.

Anonymous said...

Where's Damien McBride when we need him?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Mr Speaker: I don't know where the leak came from, really I don't.

Gordoom: Are you sure it wasn't the upstairs loo?

Anonymous said...

Martin: 'Gordon! Take your finger out of my arse!'

Flappy Fishface: 'Squeal, piggie!'

caesars wife said...

MM: it was nae me

GB: it was nae me either , it all started in america

Gorbals Mick said...

That smart fucker Two-Brains Willets has protected his ass by digging a moat on expenses. Unfortunately I filled mine in so the plebs are gonna get me.

Ms Ann Thrope said...

Gordon: 'Oink.'
Mick:'Oink.'
Gordon: 'Oink?'
Mick:'Oink!'

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Gorbals Mick:

"See you, Jimmy. I've done a great deal on some horse-shit for one of the tories. Do ye want some for your rocking horse?"

Mitch said...

gordon...cmon let em keep doing it its the only thing propping the GDP figure up.

Anonymous said...

let the wind blow high,let the blow low
DONALD WERES ME TROOSERS

Anonymous said...

'I smell fish.'

Anonymous said...

"Marbella? Villa with heated swimming pool, chauffeur, gardener and maid/cleaner paid for by the party, aye, sounds good ... do Ocado cover Marbella?"
"I'll check that Mick and in case not I'll find out from Milliband exactly how big the diplomatic bag going to Spain is, and how often..."
"It's tempting ... I'll check with the missus ...."

Anonymous said...

I think we're fucked!

Bryn said...

I don't think they believe us anymore.....

Daveb06 said...

Martin

"cunt cunt I've pissed myself"

one eyed cunt

"so it's not just me who does that"

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