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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Bollocks

A camel with a broken back tomorrow

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Daily Telegraph right now.

It is being reported that a high court injunction against them by a certain Mr Edward Ballsup and four Labour Ministers stopping publication of something or other has just been overturned.

++Developing++

12 Comments:

K. MacEgan 13 May 2009 16:20  

Dude! I'm gonna do it. They have a My Telegraph section. Just post something there man!

Obnoxio The Clown 13 May 2009 16:27  

There will be blood.

About fucking time, too.

Gurning Gorgon Video Productions,  13 May 2009 17:25  

Oh yes. Snip time for the balls.

Word verification:

feritin (ferreting)

You couldn't make it up!

Prodicus 13 May 2009 18:21  

Popcorn! I need popcorn. Champagne chilling nicely...

Mitch 13 May 2009 18:31  

You better not be makin this up I want ed and his hag humiliated to death.

Poor Bloody Taxpayer,  13 May 2009 18:42  

Rejoice, rejoice. Sorry, can't quite hear, the sound of chickens coming home to roost is deafening. Big smile on my face every day this week, courtesy of DT.

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 18:54  

Any reason why they don't want their expenses exposed? Why, for the past few days, we've had many of their colleagues assure us that everything was 'within the rules'.

Unless of course they've been lying and stealing.

Shurely shome mishtake?

WV 'Chopp' I swear. Coming to blinky and his missus soon I expect.

JuliaM 13 May 2009 19:37  

Mmmm, good times! ;)

Chris,  13 May 2009 22:05  

suicides soon? is spread betting allowed on suicides of MPs?

wv: priative

JMT,  14 May 2009 12:02  

If brown fired the balls, would the technical term be castration?

If they subsequently took an overdose of aspirin, would that be classed as chemical castration?

Mark,  14 May 2009 15:27  

Is Balls on the Bilderberg invitees list this year (and thus away to Greece as I write), or has he dropped out because of a little local difficulty back in the UK ?

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