Saturday, 4 April 2009

Weekend Caption Contest


45 comments:

electro-kevin said...

Derek. It's not you that's meant to spew your ring up in the morning.

the man who fell back to bed said...

'GMTV's Kate Garraway saves tramp from drowning!'

derek practices getting his head through a ring for his next meeting with mandy...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Since she won't let me take her up the shitter, it's the only way I can get a dickhead through a ring at home.

Oldrightie said...

I though tis a bit tame for S and M, Kate.

BlogTart said...

Draper wins World Gurning Championship for the 10th year in a .......no, wait that's his normal expression.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Wow, an arse IN a hole!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Dolly models new lead lifebelt donated to him by OH.

idle said...

That's the second large hole Dolly has got into today.

Dectros said...

Kate forgets that a proper necklacing needs a tyre, not a lifebelt.

lilith said...

Does my intellect look big in this?

Tyburn Jig said...

"And then I get my head up Lord Turdburgler's ring - like this."

Freebritannia said...

"I studied Semen-ship at Harvard you know"

Anonymous said...

No I won't throw this to Bastard Old Holborn even if he drowns the dirty toe-rag.

I'm off to pay my respects to Jade Goody

defender said...

Do I look a proper wanker or what. Never mind, SS Great Britain is sinking so I thought I would get this just in case there is no lifeboats. I'm cleaverer than Guido.

subrosa said...

I couldn't better yours Lilith.

Derek, the RNLI aren't interested in you, we've told you 5 times now.

electro-kevin said...

Quick. Someone get some petrol and a lighter.

HRH Prince Charles said...

I prefer Polos.

Roger Thornhill said...

ring but no peace.

Anonymous said...

I want to be more famous than Jade Goody and Guido and OH are my biggest publicists, thanks for helping me out!

Mitch said...

She is a bit bit of a munter when you look close.
Is he "in" the ring or "near" the ring the useless toss pot.The phrase "window licker" could have been coined specially for him couldn't it?

Fanumbulist said...

Hairy Hoop slamdunks Hairy Hoon!

Mincing Ponce said...

"My wife shagged Anton Du Bec and all I got was this fucking plasticast of his arsehole"

Anonymous said...

Kate Garraway does her bit for charity by visiting an ignorant unkempt tramp at the Lewisham Homeless Centre.

Well done Kate!

Henry North London said...

Its the fail Whale with a Rubber ring

Delphius1 said...

Derek has taken to wearing a sign pleading with Doctors not to put us out of our misery.

Bishop Brennan said...

'Yes Derek, this will save you when you jump out of the plane.'

'Oooh, the baby is kicking. In fact, it seems to be dancing...'


Maybe it's just me, but she is one ugly woman - I don't know Anton sees in her? Although single men will usually do anything for pussy...

Bill d'Sarse said...

"For those viewers who keep on writing in asking if they could could see my cnut, here he is."

Fidothedog said...

A pair pf cunts.

a cunning linguist said...

You should hear her yell when I get my head in this far! She makes me wear this to keep my shoulders dry!

penny black said...

OT;

OH where did Stan go please?

Norman said...

That pic is a Photoshop of an endoscope image of the inside of Mandy's arse.

JPT said...

Nice (and big) ring.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

A vagrant demonstrates the level of life support now available in hospitals since NuLabia came to government.

Could someone, anyone please turn off Draper's life support system, please?

Bill Quango MP said...

Dr Frankenstein's experiment to recreate life from a rotting corpse went horribly wrong, when his assistant accidentally used the brain of an idiot.

BrianSJ said...

Professor Draper of Berkeley begs for money.

We Want Stanislav Back said...

WE WANT STANISLAV BACK!

Get over it FFS said...

We Want Stanislav Back said...

'WE WANT STANISLAV BACK!'

You are Swiss Bob and I claim a free toilet duck cleaner.

caesars wife said...

totally with return stanislav campaign .

however it is caption comp.

"kate was much happier once derek had come clean and explained how labour list is funded , by having his head so far up some ones ring piece"

Mitch said...

cheap hooker does a freebie for local tramp.

yudansha said...

And this is the clearance that the baby's head should have ...

Woman on a Raft said...

Put the rubber ring on. You haven't got a certificate for swimming the width either.

Anonymous said...

Derek Drooper realised that only a lifebelt couls save him & his NuLabia Masters now.

Faux Cu said...

Wonder who the Dad is.

Anonymous said...

nice cock ring

Shug Niggurath said...

Well I won't be going down on you either dear.

And get a proper collar and tie on you look like one of the ponytailed media wankers from Viz.

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