Derek. It's not you that's meant to spew your ring up in the morning.
'GMTV's Kate Garraway saves tramp from drowning!'derek practices getting his head through a ring for his next meeting with mandy...
Since she won't let me take her up the shitter, it's the only way I can get a dickhead through a ring at home.
I though tis a bit tame for S and M, Kate.
Draper wins World Gurning Championship for the 10th year in a .......no, wait that's his normal expression.
Wow, an arse IN a hole!
Dolly models new lead lifebelt donated to him by OH.
That's the second large hole Dolly has got into today.
Kate forgets that a proper necklacing needs a tyre, not a lifebelt.
Does my intellect look big in this?
"And then I get my head up Lord Turdburgler's ring - like this."
"I studied Semen-ship at Harvard you know"
No I won't throw this to Bastard Old Holborn even if he drowns the dirty toe-rag.I'm off to pay my respects to Jade Goody
Do I look a proper wanker or what. Never mind, SS Great Britain is sinking so I thought I would get this just in case there is no lifeboats. I'm cleaverer than Guido.
I couldn't better yours Lilith.Derek, the RNLI aren't interested in you, we've told you 5 times now.
Quick. Someone get some petrol and a lighter.
I prefer Polos.
ring but no peace.
I want to be more famous than Jade Goody and Guido and OH are my biggest publicists, thanks for helping me out!
She is a bit bit of a munter when you look close.Is he "in" the ring or "near" the ring the useless toss pot.The phrase "window licker" could have been coined specially for him couldn't it?
Hairy Hoop slamdunks Hairy Hoon!
"My wife shagged Anton Du Bec and all I got was this fucking plasticast of his arsehole"
Kate Garraway does her bit for charity by visiting an ignorant unkempt tramp at the Lewisham Homeless Centre.Well done Kate!
Its the fail Whale with a Rubber ring
Derek has taken to wearing a sign pleading with Doctors not to put us out of our misery.
'Yes Derek, this will save you when you jump out of the plane.''Oooh, the baby is kicking. In fact, it seems to be dancing...' Maybe it's just me, but she is one ugly woman - I don't know Anton sees in her? Although single men will usually do anything for pussy...
"For those viewers who keep on writing in asking if they could could see my cnut, here he is."
A pair pf cunts.
You should hear her yell when I get my head in this far! She makes me wear this to keep my shoulders dry!
OT;OH where did Stan go please?
That pic is a Photoshop of an endoscope image of the inside of Mandy's arse.
Nice (and big) ring.
A vagrant demonstrates the level of life support now available in hospitals since NuLabia came to government.Could someone, anyone please turn off Draper's life support system, please?
Dr Frankenstein's experiment to recreate life from a rotting corpse went horribly wrong, when his assistant accidentally used the brain of an idiot.
Professor Draper of Berkeley begs for money.
WE WANT STANISLAV BACK!
We Want Stanislav Back said... 'WE WANT STANISLAV BACK!'You are Swiss Bob and I claim a free toilet duck cleaner.
totally with return stanislav campaign .however it is caption comp."kate was much happier once derek had come clean and explained how labour list is funded , by having his head so far up some ones ring piece"
cheap hooker does a freebie for local tramp.
And this is the clearance that the baby's head should have ...
Put the rubber ring on. You haven't got a certificate for swimming the width either.
Derek Drooper realised that only a lifebelt couls save him & his NuLabia Masters now.
Wonder who the Dad is.
nice cock ring
Well I won't be going down on you either dear.And get a proper collar and tie on you look like one of the ponytailed media wankers from Viz.
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