Saturday, 11 April 2009

Tom Watson copied in on all emails...

"Have you seen my cock?"



It seems Tom Watson (a minister) was copied in on all the Emails between McBride and Draper, blowing Drapers squeals of "immature jokes just between mates" out of the water.

To slightly modify Tom's famous letter to Tony Blair in 2006

It is with the greatest sadness that I have to say that I no longer believe that your remaining in office is in the interest of either the party or the country … How and why this situation has arisen no longer matters. I share the view of the overwhelming majority of the party and the country that the only way the party and the government can renew itself in office is for you to fuck off. And take that fucking idiot Draper with you




Developing but grab a copy of the News of the World and the Sunday Times tomorrow. As many others are saying....


If Carlsberg did Bank Holidays...



It's going International...

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/04/11/internacional/1239471398.html

http://lta.reuters.com/article/topNews/idLTASIE53A0EK20090411http://www.antena3noticias.com/PortalA3N/noticia/internacional/Dimite-asesor-Brown-por-una-campana-difamaciones-contra-oposicion/5578744

http://aeiou.expresso.pt/reino-unido-conselheiro-de-gordon-brown-demite-se-apos-escandalo-sobre-e-mails=f508315

http://www.estadao.com.br/noticias/internacional,conselheiro-de-brown-renuncia-apos-escandalo-de-e-mails,353291,0.htm

http://www.agi.it/estero/notizie/200904111922-est-rt11121-gb_mail_diffamatorie_da_staff_gordon_brown_bufera_su_governo

http://unionesarda.ilsole24ore.com/Articoli/News/115798

http://www.ilsole24ore.com/art/SoleOnLine4/Mondo/2009/04/brown-McBride.shtml?uuid=9055de86-2686-11de-80d8-4c17f3fd37a9&DocRulesView=Libero





Squeal piggy, squeal

"I'm not lying on purpose"

UPDATE:

The e-mails, seen by The Sunday Times, expose how Gordon Brown’s head of strategy and planning wrote to a Labour spin doctor proposing a campaign of unfounded personal slurs against senior Tories. The smears, many of a sexual nature, were planned as part of a strategy to “destabilise” the opposition in the run-up to the general election.The operation was designed to target David Cameron, the Conservative leader, George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, and three other Tory MPs.

The messages from Damian McBride, a long-standing Labour aide, were sent from an official No 10 e-mail address. The unfounded smears suggested: “Putting the fear of God” into Osborne by spreading rumours that he took drugs and had sex with a prostitute. Spreading rumours about the mental health of Osborne’s wife. Challenging Cameron to reveal details of an “embarrassing illness”. Accusing a gay Tory MP of promoting his partner’s business interests in the Commons.

Another update

From: Derek Draper [mailto:derekdraper@............]

Sent: 13 January 2009 18:56

To: Damian McBride

Cc: Dodgshon, Andrew; Whelan, CharlieSubject:

Re: Rag [UNCLASSIFIED] [Non-Record]

These are absolutely totally brilliant Damian.I'll think about timing and sort out the technology with Andrew this week so we can go asap.

Charlie Whelan? Drapers boss, of course.

NOTW: Here

It really is Easter

Oh Derek....

23 comments:

Michael Fowke said...

This is just getting better.

Tory Poppins said...

More entertaining than Saturday night TV . . .! (There again that's not really hard!)

Henry North London said...

Ive written several pieces of work today

Its been hard work

But so worth it

Obnoxio The Clown said...

blowing Drapers squeals of "immature jokes just between mates" out of the water

Depends on how mature you think Watson is. ;o)

Oldrightie said...

Labour, pathetic bastards. Who gives a shit about the Country, just get anybody in the way of Labour's dictatorship.

Custard said...

Today has been a very, very good day.

Anonymous said...

The e-mail started in America. I completelely deny anything else.

Anonymous said...

OK, spruce up folks. What will be their next move? What will be the repercussions to bloggers and even the web in GB?
Because if they start fucking us around, we need to be able to counterattack. If Guido gets targeted in some way, it's really our moral duty to help him.

Anonymous said...

The official site of the Prime Minister’s Office:-

http://www.number10.gov.uk/news/latest-news

at 21:31 today still makes no mention of the UK's most commentated-on political event.

Perhaps the Minister responsible for Digital Engagement, the Power of Information, and, Civil Service Issues would enlighten us?

Prime Ministers Official Spokesperson said...

It is with immense sadness and regret that the Prime Minister has to announce the political death of Dr Derek Draper. Dr Draper has been a loyal supporter of the party over many years both in Government and opposition. The manner of his death is causing much distress within the party and his widow Kate and her new partner Anton will accompany the corpse back from the Canaries Islands were they were recently holidaying when the grim tragedy struck. Regrettably as yet no one has managed to remove the stake brutally driven through his heart by the right wing blogger Guido Fawkes which has unfortunately resulted in it being impossible to put the lid on the casket. Kate has had to witness the grotesque and twisted features of the corpse that was once our party’s master of online spin deception and smear. He will not be greatly missed. Flowers and tributes to be sent care of Tom Watson MP at the Downing Street office of propaganda and dirty tricks.

JPT said...

I think he's shit his nest!

Anonymous said...

c.c said manwell. ;-)

bofl said...

Drapers 'therapy' business must be doing well...NOT!!!!!!!!

who the fuck would go to him for therapy?

i can see it now.......

'reet then lad,sit ye down Camden. now repeat after me you know ,you know 1000 times and if you dont get what you want shout as loud as you can,you know'....'and remember not to wash'...'or let someone on the telly foook yer wife'.

Custard said...

Remove the "not" from the chorus of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7TcHNJz_o

nightjack said...

I am a cop who sees darkness round every corner and skullduggery in every shadow however, methinks this just might be a big old elephant trap.

1) Guido has clearly known about the e-mails for a long time. Probably had them for a while as well (or he knows he man who does). He’s been banging on about them there e-mails for a few weeks now.

2)Guido and Mrs Dale both have F.O.I. requests in. No reply yet. There never is.

3) This is exactly the sort of stuff that gets deleted after reading but oh what a lot of fuss if Guido has copies with all the cc’d names and the F.O.I. comes back with errrrm little or nothing. Was it deliberately deleted when the FOI request came in? Has a crime been committed? Yada Yada Yada

4) Cue calls for Yates of the Yard etc etc. Who deleted what? When was it deleted? Was it deleted without reading? Labour sleaze…Brown’s right hand man deleted the evidence….What did Gordon know? In about 2 weeks, all over again and this time with the press waving a hefty sheaf of Guido’s emails in one hand and a half page of “Sorry we couldn’t find much” from the F.O.I. in the other.

There’s a lot of nasty mileage down that road. It’s a still bleeding wound and it could all have been avoided by using mobiles and writing notes. Why do people send stuff like this in emails?

It’s always the cover up that gets you. This could do with a release of the e-mails and then see who survives after they make their explanations. Anything else just adds to the swelling narrative of a government that is more interested in power at all costs than in government.

In this case the unsympathetic picture is that the Prime Minister has been funding his personal attack dogs through the Civil Service. It has not helped that one of the Labour Party protagonists appears to have accidentally repeated a lie to the face of Ian Dale and on National TV.

Balding Nobhead Party said...

I fuck off for a couple of weeks to make some money and what do I miss? Nothing. Funny as it is to watch the repugnant Draper drown in a cesspit he alone chose to create, it won't make you richer. Get over these muppets. They don't govern you. They can't even govern themselves. Parliament is just a warehouse for keeping slippery losers safely contained and on public display until the scientists can genetically breed them out. And the best thing is that you don't even have to round the fuckers up. A hormone is secreted that these insects can't resist and they will do absolutly anything to get into it no matter how shamefull or embarrasing. Like joining the BNP or the LiBDems.

Anonymous II said...

Surely, the person, most likely to have leaked these emails was Dolly, herself. After being in the wilderness these last few years, imagine her elation at returning to the fold, I can just picture, a tired, emotional and incontinent tramp, clutching a print-out of said emails, boasting of how important they are, to anybody within earshot. Come last orders; stumbling out the door, leaving said paper behind. What a fucking hoon.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Nice to see nightjack still around, miss your blog.

I do hope that this furore has ruined Drapers holiday but that he clings on to give us even more fun in the future. Who will he drag down next ?

Anonymous said...

I hope that Watson gets a visit from the Tumour Bunny today.

Chalcedon said...

"It is with the greatest sadness that I have to say that I no longer believe that your remaining in office is in the interest of either the party or the country … How and why this situation has arisen no longer matters. I share the view of the overwhelming majority of the party and the country that the only way the party and the government can renew itself in office is for you to fuck off. And take that fucking idiot Draper with you"

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Brilliant. Guffaw time!

Chalcedon said...

The great thing about e-mails and computers is that no matter how you try to delete or hide this little gems they never really go away. I do believe that after the Whitehouse was compromised by naughty e-mails the 'post it' became very popular for messages to people. You can burn them.

Katabasis said...

Anon 21:30 - "OK, spruce up folks. What will be their next move? What will be the repercussions to bloggers and even the web in GB?
Because if they start fucking us around, we need to be able to counterattack. If Guido gets targeted in some way, it's really our moral duty to help him."


Seconded.

Carter-Fuck said...

Are you sure that he was copied into the emails?

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