Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Send Gordon your shirt Campaign



Got an old shirt?

Send it directly to:

Gordon Brown
10, Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA.


Saves him ripping it off your fucking back.




UPDATE: The Libertarian Party are going to run this as a campaign . Wouldn't it be great if Downing Street received a few thousand shirts off peoples backs in the post this week?

Do it. Find an old shirt, stuff it in an envelope and spend a £1 sending it to the man who is costing your grandchildren thousands.


SPREAD THE WORD. POST EVERYWHERE YOU CAN. SHOW HIM WHAT THE BLOGOSPHERE CAN DO.


56 comments:

Plato said...

I am open-mouthed at HMG Budget. I'd rather send him a red rag.

Guthrum said...

OK lets go for this

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm up for this.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Sounds like a good idea to me and I've got 3 sons who'll join in.

Guthrum said...

Five in the office here, and its going up on the LPUK blog

Shibby said...

Lace it with anthrax first

The Penguin said...

I've got some soiled underpants I'll send those instead.

The Penguin

Goodnight Vienna said...

I've posted it on my blog with a link and will do a round of emails this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Penguin,you beat me to it. Pair of skidmarked undies on the way!
Urban11

Faux Cu said...

He doesn't need soiled Ys.

He's got one of them glued to his arse.

Faux Cu said...

Beware sending soiled undies, DNA

Shibby said...

http://pratsinpower.blogspot.com/2009/04/send-gordon-your-trash-campaign.html

Warsteiner said...

Job done - M & S striped one with a size 17 collar - should just about fit his fucking brass neck after that shit that spewed out of Darling's mouth today.

Guthrum said...

twenty fiive emails received in the last five minutes confirming shirt en route tonight

Anonymous said...

Why bother with paying £1 to post it? Post it without any stamp.
I've just left a message on the Labour Party site saying that having watched the Budget, Gordon Brown has guaranteed another 4 votes for the BNP (from my family). I added the comment 'Gordon Brown - the best Recruitiong Sergeant the BNP ever had'.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

Not one piece of evidence to show a mass culling of the public sector.

Instead, £175b borrowing this year, £173b borrowing next year.

Let me tell you something: if a company director operated like this (i.e. trading while insolvent, transactions designed to defraud client/creditors) he would be jailed.

This is illegal. He should be arrested and then charged with treason (although you cannot execute them sadly).

By bet is the IMF will be pulled in very quickly as I mentioned in my blog a few weeks ago.

A criminal budget from a criminal party.

Stuart said...

I'm up for all.

Also, can someone please tell the FuckWits that 'highest earning' and 'richest' are two completely fucking different things!

Bill Quango MP said...

If you post without a stamp they will refuse it.

I'm sending a brand new in a packet shirt. Then I'm going to watch PMQ's next week to see who's wearing it.
Bet its Skinner. He still owes me £10 when he lost the Brown will have better poll ratings than Blair bet.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Wrapped up ready to go and emails sent. Good idea OH et al.

bofl said...

gordon likes shirt-lifting!

ps holborn- i thought i had bad luck but missing out with DM cost you about £50 million.......

go and knock on liam howletts' door.he's from braintree.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I've sent a mortuary shroud, rather than a shirt. I hope to see some cunt wearing it at PMQs next week.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Just sent mine! Feels strangely satisfying.

TeRLocK said...

Consider it done

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Just had a thought, can they trace DNA from vomit stains?

Seneschal said...

Dont forget to write on the back of the envelope:

If undelivered please return to:
G Brown
10 Downing Street
London.

That way even if it get refused it will spend eternity cirling the postal system!

Damo Mackerel said...

Why don't you send him a vibrator instead, so he can stop screwing the people?

Shibby said...

lol shit's going mainstream

Faux Cu said...

Yes

If they have your DNA on record

Antipholus Papps said...

I am writing to the taxman and telling them why I'm not paying a penny until the rule of law and legal government is re-established in Britain. (I've declared but I ain't paying for Jackboot's porn (let's not pretend it was for her husband, eh?)) I'll send the traitor a shirt as well as my luggage is overweight.

Good work mate.

Anonymous said...

Martin Wolf of the FT has just written Brown's obituary.

If ZaNu Labour lose him, they're toast.

caesars wife said...

the verbal flow was quite good , and managed to conceal quite a bit of information , "i want to help" "getting on with job" "removing the unfairness"

but it was delivered in a short space and sometimes he used % instead of actual ammounts which was mis leading.

looked a bit vague , more so as growth figures are highly specualtive , to put it mildly if he wrong on growth figures he will have to borrow more and the debt levels are far higher than most textbooks would offer .

shirt off my back is least of my worries , its the cost of running my car , having a pint and buying a legal smoke.

vagueness suggests he doesnt really know how it will turn out , except the need for more taxation

Anonymous said...

Send only Child sizes as it will be your kids' and their kids' shirts that he'll be nicking.

Glibertarians said...

I have no time for the selfish tosspots in the uncaring, Libertarian, corporate slavery party and neither do the public, any time a party swings to be more pure capitalist it swings back by public demand, the same can be said for the socialists. The middle ground is where the public wish to be.

Banging a drum for the libertarian extremists is akin to banging a drum for communism, two extremes no one wants.

Roger Thornhill said...

He is going to get one of mine and one of my son's babygrows.

Islander said...

Hmmm, Glibertarian up there must be a LieboreLost stooge.

I don't think he understands that Libertarianism IS the middle ground.

Guthrum said...

Glibertarians 16.03

OK Eeyore, whatever you say

Anonymous said...

Mine's on its way - and I've passed on the idea to my email list

Glibertarian window lickers arrive said...

Islander said...
Hmmm, Glibertarian up there must be a LieboreLost stooge.

I don't think he understands that Libertarianism IS the middle ground.

22 April 2009 16:56


***Nah, can't stand Labour, but then if you think Libertarianism is the middle ground then you must be used to making totally false and ignorant statements***


Guthrum said...
Glibertarians 16.03

OK Eeyore, whatever you say

22 April 2009 17:06

***well done Guthrum, you called someone a name, very clever! did you think of it all by yourself this time?***

SteveShark said...

Fucking excellent idea!

I'll stick a shirt in the post, although I'm a bit disappointed as I thought it said 'shit' when I first read the post.

Might I suggest we each send him a carefully selected turd as phase #2 of this campaign.

'Dear Gordon, we've put up with enough of your crap - here's some of ours.'

GrumpyOldTwat said...

NIce one OH.

Be great to find out how many he gets?

A version of this has been duly posted over at my place.

Anonymous said...

send the fucker a swqeaty sock

Guthrum said...

well done Guthrum, you called someone a name, very clever! did you think of it all by yourself this time?***

Yes !

Dick Puddlecote said...

One adult shirt and one child shirt (7/8) jiffyed up for posting tomorrow. Well, if the kid is going to be paying for this mess, I'm sure he'd be pissed off in the future if I hadn't registered his protest.

Fuck Da Rich said...

Im too busy wearing my fucka

insert-coin-here said...

Will be sending a load from oxfam.

I wish you selfish bastards would help to end child poverty as well.

Also it will be funny as fuck watching 'anti-terror' plod trying to explain why they have been kicking down a bunch of old codgers doors after extracting the wrong DNA.

Where the fuck is Dan Hannan????

woman on a raft said...

Excellent. I too am sending a very worn and grey child's polyester school shirt.
...

Not to lower the tone or nuffink, but in regard of pants, they'll have to sort out owner's DNA from the dinner's DNA. Advanced though the genetic testing techniques are, there is a possibility of them arresting an innocent curry.

Humpty Dumpty said...

I'm in for that!

Meanwhile, watch this and wonder how this guy ever came to be PM! ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS37nnFYzZ0

Mummy x said...

I have done this at mine and parcel will be in the post tommorrow. It is slightly different from yours. Hope you understand

http://andtherewasmethinking.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/1317/

Mummy x

Anonymous said...

I'm sending two. He'll never hear of this, though, unless his lackeys own Nokia shares.

And shouldn't it be the Rt Hon? I'd hate to disrespect the one-eyed Scottish idiot, after all.

Anonymous said...

I've just sent him a letter:

"Dear Gordon,

I wanted to join the hordes sending you their shirts but thanks to your epic ineptitude and economic mismanagement I am now so broke I only have one shirt and you sure as Hell aren't getting it.

However, I do have two functioning kidneys, a liver and a tip-top pancreas so please feel free to harvest those at any time to pay for your ineptitude.

Yours in disgust,

it's either banned or compulsory said...

He can have my 5 month old cum stained wank rag but nothing more.

Adrian P said...

You might be sending them to the Wrong Person, Pull up a chair :-

The Obama / Brown Deception HQHere is where we are headed :-

Endgame, Blueprint for Global Enslavement

Islander said...

Glibertarian window lickers arrive said...

22 April 2009 16:56

***Nah, can't stand Labour, but then if you think Libertarianism is the middle ground then you must be used to making totally false and ignorant statements***
Not used to making them, no, but very used to listening to them from people like yourself with only limited contact with reality.

Tuscan Tony said...

On reflection I won't be sending him one, as judging by the "Stig of the Dump" look the fellow affects, he'd probably be delighted at the prospect of sackloads of free eveningwear arriving on his doorstep.

Man in the Street said...

Great, I have five old, yellowed, knackered shirts I was going to chuck a few weeks back.

I will package them up marked 'urgent' and send them without postage, they can pay.

Excellent campaign.

Anonymous said...

The Rt Hon James Gordon Brown MP
10 Downing Street
LONDON
SW1A 2AA



Dear Gordon

Budget 2009

Please forgive the over-familiarity in referring to you as ‘Gordon’ - I felt that this was slightly more acceptable than referring to you as ‘thieving cnut’.

You will be delighted to hear that I have already analysed in detail the minutiae of your Government’s Budget, delivered by your darling Alistair. All I can say is, ‘thank you’.

Thank you for shafting my generation, who will now be paying to you and your like every penny that we earn between now and our retirement, irrespective of how hard we work, how much we try to save, how many jobs we create, or how much wealth we generate for the country.

Thank you for pissing all over my children. They, too, will be unlikely to live long enough to see the repayment of the £1.4 trillion of debt that you have borrowed. Borrowing money is a funny thing. You borrow, you spend, and you pay interest on what you borrowed. And you then pay the money back. Yes, pay it back. It doesn’t come free, for ever, no strings; and you can’t just print more and more and more. You (or more correctly, the generations which follow) must eventually pay it back. You prick.

Thank you for continuing to pay huge swathes of my money to work-shy slobs. By that I do not, of course, mean those that sit on their fat arses watching Cash in the Attic day after day. No, the real ‘work-shy slobs’ that you waste my money on are the armies of public sector layabouts that have never done a real day’s work in their lives. But moan like nothing else about how they are over-worked, under-paid, and under-valued. Well of course they are under-valued; it’s because they do bugger all work in the first place. Sitting about doing hee haw, just waiting on their fat, guaranteed, taxpayer-funded, pension at 52. And did your darling Alistair do anything about it? Bollocks he did.

Thank you for bankrupting our once-great country. See when you need to give the IMF a call, just let me know. I’ll drive over to your grace-and-favour gaff in Downing Street (which I pay for) in my car, which I finance out of the pennies left after I pay you fortunes in income tax and national insurance - a car for which I pay you VAT, road tax, insurance premium tax, fuel tax (and probably a rubber and paint tax if you thought you could get away with it) – and drive you to the IMF myself. I have in the boot a long piece of rope, a bag of cement, and some rather tasty sweeties. Don’t be afraid.

You know, Gordon, we have a lot in common. You are Scottish, so am I; you are a member of the Kirk, so am I; you are a Bluenose (despite your misguided attempts to hide it), so am I. Where perhaps we differ is that you are a podgy, baggy-eyed, lying, immoral, closet homosexual - thankfully I can only lay claim to the podginess. I trust that your convenient marriage to Sarah does not interfere with your previously frequent jaunts to the leather bars of Amsterdam.

I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I am enclosing my shirt. That’s right – the shirt off my back. You might as well have it now as you are going to get it, come hell or high water, anyway. I do hope it fits and is not too whiffy. Not that an arrogant, ignorant, incompetent runt like you would care.

Peace and love, you turd.

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