Hahahaha... priceless, beautifully put together. This will stay locked in my mind for a long time to come :-)
idle has done the same post
I've got nine inches (if i put it in three times).Nice pic of Gorgon and McPoison over on my place...
You've got it wrong; they're discussing two different measurements1 Length2 Diameter
lol . . .v.v. good1 ;-)
There's a photo of Ed Balls over on my blog, he's indicating how big Yvette's cock is.The Penguin
Still, if you're going to shag a nuclear-armed dwarf, then the one who can cook and knows which wine to serve is going to be the one...And he's definitely got two of something that Mister Brown only has one of..
Hey Rab, I've got twelve inches but don't use it as a rule. (Boom)The old ones are the best and mine's as old as me.(Tish)
19:32oh no, did you have to lend her yours, penguin? better that, i suppose, than being put in the awkward position of making a dubious expense claim and then suffering the tingling embarrassment of a full-blushing strap-on scandal. i hope mrs balls gives the equipment a good polish before returning it - these new labour people have got absolutely no sense of decorum.
Ah ze little Hungarian carrot.
michelle responds to bill and hilary's invitation to a president-swapping evening.
20:21just put it back where you found it and don't make too much noise please
yes! we! can! barack!
well, clara looked very hard for gordon's winkle but could only find a rather strange under-nourished snailly-looking thing...so she smeared a nob of garlic butter on it and swallowed the poor little chap whole! et tout alors!
23:07oui! c'est vrai! j'ai popped le petit feller in...et hélas! barely un meagre mouthful! mon dieu! i was sufferings from les shittes anglaises pour un week entire! quelle embrassement! les mi5 boys were insistings sur investigatings mes doudous likes les petits chiens over-exuberants! pas du tout de la privacie in ziss awful piss-hole de europe. i looks forward viz ze grand anticipation to visiting ze white 'arse washington and gettings les lips around un real hot-dog americain...servi with le garnishment de hot moutard et ketchup, naturellement!
00:24ps: do not be havings de bads dreams vous englishmens - we finalement had le glorious outcome and 007 made ze full recapture of mr brown's mollusque fugitive. then followings-on, l'hôpital world fameuse de nhs avez stuck it back on with superglue. bravo bravissimo! ah mais quelle barbe! pas de problems, i zink you says en bretagne: "all iz wells zat enz wells!" tout à l’heure mes amis!
00:24dearest countess dickurla,come anywhere near my husband and i'll drop-kick your flat froggy ass clean back over into hungary or wherever your motherfucking nasty country is supposed to be located, bitch.kindest regardslady m obamax
Give me six inches and make it hurt, she said.So I fucked her twice and slapped her around a bit.
Michelle 0 was demonstrating the size of her penis, actually.
LMFAO!!!!Good start to the first day of this week.
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