Monday, 13 April 2009

Now we know...



No wonder Sarkozy nearly walked out of the g20

21 comments:

Ampers said...

Hahahaha... priceless, beautifully put together. This will stay locked in my mind for a long time to come :-)

Calfy said...

idle has done the same post

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've got nine inches (if i put it in three times).
Nice pic of Gorgon and McPoison over on my place...

Mike C said...

You've got it wrong; they're discussing two different measurements

1 Length

2 Diameter

Tory Poppins said...

lol . . .v.v. good1 ;-)

The Penguin said...

There's a photo of Ed Balls over on my blog, he's indicating how big Yvette's cock is.

The Penguin

North Northwester said...

Still, if you're going to shag a nuclear-armed dwarf, then the one who can cook and knows which wine to serve is going to be the one...

And he's definitely got two of something that Mister Brown only has one of..

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Hey Rab, I've got twelve inches but don't use it as a rule. (Boom)
The old ones are the best and mine's as old as me.(Tish)

spark up said...

19:32

oh no, did you have to lend her yours, penguin? better that, i suppose, than being put in the awkward position of making a dubious expense claim and then suffering the tingling embarrassment of a full-blushing strap-on scandal. i hope mrs balls gives the equipment a good polish before returning it - these new labour people have got absolutely no sense of decorum.

Fidothedog said...

Ah ze little Hungarian carrot.

swivelling chairs said...

michelle responds to bill and hilary's invitation to a president-swapping evening.

the well-fingered organ said...

20:21

just put it back where you found it and don't make too much noise please

brush-up your black politics with michelle obama said...

yes! we! can! barack!

gordon bleu said...

well, clara looked very hard for gordon's winkle but could only find a rather strange under-nourished snailly-looking thing...so she smeared a nob of garlic butter on it and swallowed the poor little chap whole! et tout alors!

contessa carla "l'ingesteuse" said...

23:07

oui! c'est vrai! j'ai popped le petit feller in...et hélas! barely un meagre mouthful! mon dieu! i was sufferings from les shittes anglaises pour un week entire! quelle embrassement! les mi5 boys were insistings sur investigatings mes doudous likes les petits chiens over-exuberants! pas du tout de la privacie in ziss awful piss-hole de europe. i looks forward viz ze grand anticipation to visiting ze white 'arse washington and gettings les lips around un real hot-dog americain...servi with le garnishment de hot moutard et ketchup, naturellement!

la comptresse dickarla said...

00:24

ps: do not be havings de bads dreams vous englishmens - we finalement had le glorious outcome and 007 made ze full recapture of mr brown's mollusque fugitive. then followings-on, l'hôpital world fameuse de nhs avez stuck it back on with superglue. bravo bravissimo! ah mais quelle barbe! pas de problems, i zink you says en bretagne: "all iz wells zat enz wells!" tout à l’heure mes amis!

mrs missile obama said...

00:24

dearest countess dickurla,

come anywhere near my husband and i'll drop-kick your flat froggy ass clean back over into hungary or wherever your motherfucking nasty country is supposed to be located, bitch.

kindest regards


lady m obama

x

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Give me six inches and make it hurt, she said.

So I fucked her twice and slapped her around a bit.

Anonymous said...

Michelle 0 was demonstrating the size of her penis, actually.

Chalcedon said...

LMFAO!!!!

Good start to the first day of this week.

Dave H said...

Stop it!

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