Thursday, 9 April 2009

Drumming up business


Ermmmm...

30 comments:

defender said...

Feeding frenzy?

Gareth said...

Must be helping someone with their injuries...

The Penguin said...

Trained with Doctor Shipman, then did a stint at Stafford Hospital...

The Penguin

K. MacEgan said...

Thou shall not kill.Unles it is an old man walking away from you,hands in pockets,that you've just coshed,in full view of world medi,who isnt a protester...

The Scumbag said...

Heart attack victim - it's a recognised method of restarting a dicky ticker

North Northwester said...

...because what I'd want if I was cowering in my local bank and hundreds of anti-capitalism 'protesters' came smashing their way in,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5089797/G20-Protests-turn-violent.html?image=8

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5089797/G20-Protests-turn-violent.html?image=9

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5089797/G20-Protests-turn-violent.html?image=10

... would be a cordon of highly-trained libertarians waving Atlas Shrugged at the mob.

That'd do the job.
Yes indeedy.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh modern policing in Britian, you can't beat it, unless you have a bigger stick!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire. This even after if I had been kettled for a few hours or more.

Shirking From Home said...
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Shirking From Home said...

North Northwester

Maybe the photos you seem so worked up about were of PC World's head office, they'd all bought some real crap and wouldn't take it back "In-Store"

Goodnight Vienna said...

A Met Police Officer has just been suspended in connection with Tomlinson's death.

the slippery weasel said...

Mr. Tomlinson threw himself at the Officer's feet and ferociously chewed the toecap of the Officer's boot.

The only way to calm Mr. Tomlinson was to stroke the back of his head gently with a cold truncheon soaked in lavender water.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the police medic should be referred to the GMC

Justice said...

"A Met Police Officer has just been suspended in connection with Tomlinson's death."

Try that sentence out with other job titles

A plumber has just been suspended in connection with a womans death.

A PE Teacher has just been suspended in connection with a pupils death.

A Vicar has just been suspended in connection with a parishioners death. He snuck up behind him at even song, thrashed him accross the back with a candlestick then pushed him headfirst over the altar rail. He is now at home on full C of E pay and his Anglican Union rep.

ARREST THE CUNT AND REMAND HIM IN CUSTODY!!!!!

electro-kevin said...

I prefer the extendable baton - otherwise known as 'The Asp'

Smaller surface are = more lbs per inch = more pain.

James Burr said...

Nothing wrong with this.

Everyone knows that the best way to start a failed heart is with intense, sharp jolts.

Therefore using a yard of cold steel is bound to be more effective than faffing about with your palms.

This Police Medic is thus a hero - who knows how many lives he's saved with his innovative take on heart massage.

Anonymous said...

British policing - ah isn't it just so special!Cunts!!Suppose they were looking for Brazilian electricians?

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else surprised at the dearth of CCTV footage (not) released (not) showing this 'incident'?

Old Holborn said...

CCTV only works when they want it to

They turned it off.

ipcc caught pissing in the sea said...

18:13

great caption

Old Holborn said...

@ Justice

Brilliant

it's all the rage said...

police attempy to beat their way out of credit crunch

Mummy x said...

Cor Blimey, that's proper scary. A copper trained in first aid. If I thought he/she was in any way connected to Real Medics, I'd be really worried. How,ever I don't reckon a 10 day course and a packet of plasters really classes you as a Medic. O/H, is this the only photo you have of the medical provision made for the G20 protests. Is that person the only Medic there? If so, who is the person giving aid to Ian T when he was dying?
Mummy x

heartbeat said...

17:17

the cunt should be charged for failing to follow proper procedure - the correct method is to use a taser.

doctor beat said...

police carry out vital operation to install pacemaker in the heart of the city

eat the beat said...

police join in carnival fun and perform traditional british morris dance.

pc fuckoff said...

police make failed attempt to integrate with community culture

counter-terror said...

officers from the pr rapid response unit move swiftly to quash claims of police brutality

it's either banned or compulsory said...

And this would seem to be before it even got exiting, the other officers are still wearing their public-friendly Bobby Helmets.

We know they switched off the local CCTV for 'technical' reasons but where was the usual phalanx of Police cameramen and videographers ? Might it be that they were more intent on kicking ass this time rather than identifying people ?

North Northwester said...

Shirking From Home said...
North Northwester
Maybe the photos you seem so worked up about were of PC World's head office, they'd all bought some real crap and wouldn't take it back "In-Store".

No, the photos were of people destroying property, and the police's job is to protect property as well as people. Incidentally, I wonder how the short-looking single police officer (who I think is a woman) feels, standing in the broken-windowed office of RBS, faced with a mob?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5089797/G20-Protests-turn-violent.html?image=10

It's not that I want police brutality, but it stands to reason (ie, that based on a knowledge of actual human nature) that if marchers insist on mass protests, with co-ordinated and intimidating chanting, clench-fist salutes, ninja or death masks and other uniforms, and all that 'our arrows shall blot out the sun' stuff, then it's likely to get shady and people will be hurt.

And when that happens, it doesn't make our the police the Gestapo or KGB.

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