Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Don't Panic, Here Comes Some Twat With A Banana!


The Tamils can all fuck off out of Parliament Square, except for any who have starved to death or been beaten senseless by the Metropolitan's finest - oh, sorry, they only do that to British demonstrators, what was I thinking? - because all of their problems and grievances over the hundreds of years of war between the different tribes in Ceylon will be solved very shortly.

David Millipede has flown out to Ceylon.

I'm sure the remaining Tamils herded into concentration camps will be delighted as he arranges a new arms deal with the Sri Lankan government as part of NuLiebore's ethical foreign policy.

The Penguin

7 comments:

Fidothedog said...

I do hope that they tell him to fuck off and take his banana with him.

Chris said...

Oh FFS. Bluebottle fucks it up again in 3... 2... 1...

Swiss Bob said...

Morning slag,

I hope you are coming over to my gaff later this morning.

Mrs Woman on a Raft's latest is here: MANDY’S DIARY TISDAG 28 DUBEN

Spartan said...

The Met have got the Gurkhas and military demonstration to deal with today so Met will be very very careful!

Doubt if there will be a shield, baton or protective headgear in the vicinity let alone in sight.

TSG will be firmly entrenched in their barracks.

wunow said...

Mili-Bananaman, ever alert for the call to action. Oh the embarrassment!

Deropie said...

No matter how many bananas he eats he'll never be more than an ordinary schoolboy.

Anonymous said...

we are rapidly turning into a banana republic. and that cunt miliband has eaten them all.
Urban11

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