Whilst you slumbered last night, and in the many months before, the sinister shape of Directive 2006/24/EC crept into your lives and stole your freedom and your privacy.
Would it have made any difference if this burglar had worn a striped jumper and carried a bag marked 'swag' - probably not, for you slept soundly, happily believing that if you voted for a new government - when someone else got round to organising an election, when someone else handed out leaflets, when someone else hired a loud speaker and toured your streets - if you put your cross on a different name, you could go on with your cosy life, untroubled.
You were quite happy to believe that it really wasn't your concern.
You 'tutted' over that 'racist mob' the BNP. You 'clucked' at the alarmist stories in the Daily Mail. You 'grumbled' when you found your litter bin installed with a tracker device. Then you went on and re-mortgaged your house, marvelled at your good fortune, ran up your credit card, bought a new car, bought those ridiculous shoes that you couldn't walk in, and settled down to watch reality TV. You may even have turned on the computer and read some of the blogs, 'clucked' again at the comments, and departed, never bothering to leave your point of view.
Never standing up to be counted. It wasn't really your concern.
Someone else would sort it out for you. Someone else would make a fool of themselves, demanding smaller government, demanding to be left alone to organise their own life, supporting the Libertarian Party, being seen as a 'conspiracist'.
Today it's too late.
Today 52% of the population is dependent on retaining a Labour government for the very food in their bellies. Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.
Today the government spend 43% of your wages on supporting, amongst other things, that 52% of the population.
Today the government has hung a debt of £33,000 round the neck of each of your children.
Today, Directive 2006/24/EC means that the government will be monitoring every e-mail you send, every friend you make on the ubiquitous Facebook, every mobile phone call you make, every time you log onto this or any other web page.
You can't even 'tut' and 'grumble' amongst yourselves in private any more.
Now who will stand up to be counted?
OH Here: Count me in Whatever it takes
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