Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Cripple the System

Ok, it looks like it's getting interesting as the various Ponzi schemes set up by MP's to funnel public money to each other is unravelling. Details at Guido's

So I thought I'd use a FOI request to find out why my MP, the Tory buffoon Brooks Newmark spent £20K on staying away from home last year. My misses works in London and manages to get home to iron, cook and clean Farqham Hall before pleasuring me every single day. Why can't Brooks get his arse on a crowded lice ridden C2C train like everyone else?

To: House of Commons
Subject: Freedom of Information request - MP Expenses Request

Dear Sir or Madam,

My MP is Brooks Newmark. I notice with some hilarity that the bumbling idiot claims £20,000 a year for accomodation away from his main home.
Anyway, I'd like to see ALL his receipts. It's MY money he's spending after all. The oaf.

Yours faithfully,



Send yours too. I'd love to see them deal with 60,000,000 requests.


Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I see the Sun has a cut out coupon for the 'honourable members' to confess their expenses with. To save their blushes later.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

I changed my name by Deed Poll some years ago. Now if we ALL changed our names to John Smith or some such - wouldn't that cause extreme problems for the surveillance society?

According to my passport my name really is Sir Henry Morgan. Driving licence too. Got stopped by a policeman once while driving in Plymouth - "Are you in the navy?" he asked after seeing my licence. His mate saw the joke, and we all had a giggle. Rather amused a High Court judge with it once too (I was the defendant and guilty as sin).

WV - rotpug

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Anyone checked to see if these incestuous MP-to-MP rentals are at market rates or are they doubly screwing us by charging each other, at our expense, over the odds ?

Dick the Prick said...

No hugs & kisses? OH - spread the love around!

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