Saturday, 25 April 2009

Caption Competition


Winner gets to sniff the blushing bride's bouquet.

The Penguin

45 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Obvious one really "Has Gordon pissed himself?"

Anonymous said...

Smells like a little shit

Shibby said...

Certainly smells Brown!

Lexander said...

The Captain's name was Larter,
He was a champion farter...

Anonymous said...

It really comes to something when Mandelson can`t stand the stench that is new labour.

Anonymous said...

Immoral behaviour really does leave a "bad taste in the mouth", say scientists.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4839247/Immoral-behaviour-leaves-bad-taste-in-the-mouth.html

Mitch said...

Mangled rectum...thinks Toni was right he is like an overfull nappy, we cant campaign with this mong...hhmmm a stroke might help .

Anonymous said...

I really do wish he would wipe his arse before asking me to lick it!

T' old 'un said...

"So it was true about Pinocchio???????
Oh shit."

Anonymous said...

Smells like something from the sewer creeping up on me.

chronic said...

Every time i belch it smells of spunk.

Anonymous said...

Gordon,your mouthwash ain't cutting it.

Anonymous said...

Officer, I must protest, that backhander really stung.

Anonymous said...

Dive,Dive,Dive

Anonymous said...

Be gentle Gordon, you're making my eyes water.

BlogTart said...

"Get thee behind me, Satan.....oh, you're already there."

FireForce said...

gordon i still got green custard up here, want some?

Anonymous said...

Gordon I know your full of shit but that really does stink

Tony Blair said...

Mandy "Please don't in front of me Gordon"

Gordon "I'm so sorry I didn't realise it was your turn"

Bristol Dave said...

Mandy's amyl nitrate sniffing was becoming more and more conspicuous.

Screech said...

Bullshit detector suffers from sensory overload.

Anonymous said...

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face with mild green dairy custard.

Think This said...

Mandy had thought he'd become immune to bullshit over the years, but the budget proved he was as allergic as anyone else.

Anonymous said...

Shit its just dawned on me , he's a fucking liability.

max the impaler said...

'Holy Mother of God that budget stinks.'

Sweary Politics said...

The rotting corpse of New Labour proves too much for Mandy...

Cato said...

Do you like liver Peter?...Smell this, it's offal.

Eric Cantona said...

He might not be much of a Prime Minister, but he's got a good arse!

Anonymous said...

Press photographer tells Mandy that there is a hair wedged in between his front teeth.

Anonymous said...

Swine flu does not normally infect humans, although sporadic cases do occur usually in people who have had close contact with pigs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/5219579/What-is-swine-flu.html

Anonymous said...

'Bloody NHS dentist'

Antipholus Papps said...

This is worse than Guido's! Where are you OH? Your posts are worth the loading time.

Old Bag said...

that one eyed cunt had one of jacqui's kebabs last night...

Dick the Prick said...

Brown's spunk repeats on Mandy in a piss stained outrage.

WV: gisms

Is this programmed already?

Ms Ann Thrope said...

Mandy had forgotten to put on his burqa, so he had to improvise. It wasn't very satisfactory, but at least it saved him £4.99.

Anonymous said...

'Please don't look at the rash caused by the green custard'

Anonymous said...

"Has anyone got any lubricant , I seem to have got my thumb stuck up my nose"

Bishop Brennan said...

"God, my hand stinks after giving Gordon his daily fisting..."

Robert said...

I will now rip off this face and show them, I'm really Tony Blair.

Anonymous said...

Dynorod lift the drains outside Downing Street and Gordon recognises a piece of haggis.

Balding Nobhead Party said...

Gordon gets a lesson in fistal stimulus.

Anonymous said...

Mandy hides a bendy dildo under his tie.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me you one eyed cunt. When I said are you coming I didn't mean up my nose.

Henry Crun said...

I tort I taw a stupid twat cweeping up on me

I did I did see a stupid twat cweeping up on me

Anonymous said...

'Quick, send for some anti- snake venom Ive just bitten my own tongue'

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