Obvious one really "Has Gordon pissed himself?"
Smells like a little shit
Certainly smells Brown!
The Captain's name was Larter,He was a champion farter...
It really comes to something when Mandelson can`t stand the stench that is new labour.
Immoral behaviour really does leave a "bad taste in the mouth", say scientists. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4839247/Immoral-behaviour-leaves-bad-taste-in-the-mouth.html
Mangled rectum...thinks Toni was right he is like an overfull nappy, we cant campaign with this mong...hhmmm a stroke might help .
I really do wish he would wipe his arse before asking me to lick it!
"So it was true about Pinocchio???????Oh shit."
Smells like something from the sewer creeping up on me.
Every time i belch it smells of spunk.
Gordon,your mouthwash ain't cutting it.
Officer, I must protest, that backhander really stung.
Be gentle Gordon, you're making my eyes water.
"Get thee behind me, Satan.....oh, you're already there."
gordon i still got green custard up here, want some?
Gordon I know your full of shit but that really does stink
Mandy "Please don't in front of me Gordon"Gordon "I'm so sorry I didn't realise it was your turn"
Mandy's amyl nitrate sniffing was becoming more and more conspicuous.
Bullshit detector suffers from sensory overload.
Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face with mild green dairy custard.
Mandy had thought he'd become immune to bullshit over the years, but the budget proved he was as allergic as anyone else.
Shit its just dawned on me , he's a fucking liability.
'Holy Mother of God that budget stinks.'
The rotting corpse of New Labour proves too much for Mandy...
Do you like liver Peter?...Smell this, it's offal.
He might not be much of a Prime Minister, but he's got a good arse!
Press photographer tells Mandy that there is a hair wedged in between his front teeth.
Swine flu does not normally infect humans, although sporadic cases do occur usually in people who have had close contact with pigs. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/5219579/What-is-swine-flu.html
'Bloody NHS dentist'
This is worse than Guido's! Where are you OH? Your posts are worth the loading time.
that one eyed cunt had one of jacqui's kebabs last night...
Brown's spunk repeats on Mandy in a piss stained outrage.WV: gisms Is this programmed already?
Mandy had forgotten to put on his burqa, so he had to improvise. It wasn't very satisfactory, but at least it saved him £4.99.
'Please don't look at the rash caused by the green custard'
"Has anyone got any lubricant , I seem to have got my thumb stuck up my nose"
"God, my hand stinks after giving Gordon his daily fisting..."
I will now rip off this face and show them, I'm really Tony Blair.
Dynorod lift the drains outside Downing Street and Gordon recognises a piece of haggis.
Gordon gets a lesson in fistal stimulus.
Mandy hides a bendy dildo under his tie.
Fuck me you one eyed cunt. When I said are you coming I didn't mean up my nose.
I tort I taw a stupid twat cweeping up on meI did I did see a stupid twat cweeping up on me
'Quick, send for some anti- snake venom Ive just bitten my own tongue'
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