Thursday, 30 April 2009

£4753 A DAY on Taxi's

Taxi for Comrade Smith!

It appears that the Nations uebercunt Jacqui Smith is still sending Gentlemens Entertainment to her second Datcha, where her hubby lives in gold plated limousines from Blockbusters every day.


The Taxi bill for the Home Office is a staggering £4753 a fucking DAY, over a million Quid a bastard year! Over the last eleven years, the Home Office has spent over £5.6 million on taxi fares!
Bastards. When can we start hanging them from lamp posts? Please?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cut off her fucking legs, just like what her government is doing to us then the cunt can walk and leave a snail trail.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be pedantic, but £4k on the Taxi'S... what???

Is it just one TaxI or many TaxiS?

Joe said...

What the fuck how the fuck can they justify that, or is this another way of troughing, as in i'll pay you the £5 fair but you mark it on the chitty as £45 and I'll bung you a tenner.....make the fuckers use the bus or the fucking tube, jesus fuck what a bunch of cunts!

Lamposts all round me thinks...

denverthen said...

Can't - I just can't believe that.
No. I can't believe it.

Utter. Utter. Bastards.

Anonymous said...

I've just been reading Private Eye. £5m on holidays booked on credit cards by Leeds University. Met Police in News of The Screws last year for similar behaviour. Health conference in Berlin, 597 UK delegates compared to 93 from Germany, and you can bet we paid for them to go whoring at night.

The whole fucking Public Sector is at it from the Lords down to Traffic Wardens, the cunts are robbing us blind. Listen to the cunts squeal at any proposal to cut taxes "It'll affect the Heath Service, Schools etc" No it fucking won't, you could probably shave 25% off our tax bills if these cunts were sacked and prevented from thieving any more of our money.

The Penguin said...

Fucking cunts.

The Penguin

Wrinkled Weasel said...

I can't bring myself to call Jackie a cunt, but could I please have a link on your blog anyway?

How about

"Jacqui is like high-maintenance demimondane, masquerading as a vestal virgin"

"Sion Simon is a cunt" (no problems with that one)

caesars wife said...

i wonder if they during the day or on the commute ??

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't "they who must be obeyed" be setting an example, and getting on their fucking Bikes or walking?

it's either banned or compulsory said...

They will probably have several Taxis on contract to wait on standby outside the Home Office just in case they have some urgent mission and can't be arsed to take their chances with the rest of us.

Fucking cunts, troughing while England burns.

Anonymous said...

can't wait for the last taxi.....won't be long now.

BlogTart said...

I'd gladly stump up for a taxi for Jacqboot if the driver would take her away and not bring her back.

Fidothedog said...

Jacqui is a cunt.

jacqui smith, director of backseat bunk-ups inc. said...

14:00

yes, just one taxi to and from milf mansions each day. the driver assures me that the quickest route is to go 'round the m25 a couple of times to avoid the traffic. gives me time to bang out an extra upskirt flick anyway.

ky couriers, delivering satisfaction to london said...

the home office (via the metropolitan police) grant these black cabbies a license to rob the british public and unsuspecting tourists blind, yet still cannot cut a deal on concessionary fares. fuck knows what the tip was. permission to ram their meters up their fucking shitty old backroutes.

john worboys said...

funny...she always requested me special

powerdump said...

18:12

right idea tart

for a good tip these greedy cabbie cunts would probably drive the magnificent 646 straight over beachy head.

spark up said...
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spark up said...

shut up penguin, you'd do at least that a day on john west pilchards.

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Anonymous said...

Tie them all to lamp posts and throw fucking dogshit at them until they all fucking drown in the fucking stuff.

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