Sunday, 19 April 2009

2 Million Years

We've survived two MILLION years without New Labour

Why do we suddenly need a mere 646 Politicians to control every single thing we do, hear, speak, eat, think?


Guthrum said...

That spear looks sharp ? Has he got a licence for it ? he could put somebodies eye out ! Why are they all male and white, where is the gender and ethnic balance !!

woman on a raft said...

From Right to Left:

Andy Burnham
St Tony of Blair
Gordon Brownus
Prescott Man
Derek Draper

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Woman on a raft...

I'm laughing so much, I can barely type this!

Furious Student said...


Because we are all incapable of deciding ourselves. Duh.

Tom Winter said...

We don't.

Problem is that New Labour have really taken the subliminal marketing of their message to the heights previously reserved for Coca Cola.

The mass of propaganda pushed out through mainstream advertising media as "information", not to mention the assimilation via their lackeys at the BBC and GMTV has left us believing we need their help with every fucking thing.

"I am Jack's raging bile duct"

Chuck Palahniuk so pinpoints the flaw in human nature that lets everything from consumerism to religious fundamentalism in. New Labour have worked this same chink.

Stealing more from fight club: Smeargate was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

The government has been working to build us all some loser alter-ego. The fuckers don't want us taking responsibility for our own lives. They want our labour, our taxes and our dependency.

Fuck that. Cue Rage Against the Machine, Bullet in the head.


woman on a raft said...

This picture was taken at the annual disco of Nudists For Labour, where Hazel Blears attempted to teach them to Do The Locomotion.

As you can see, Gordon Brownus is about to cosh St Tony of Blair with a flint axe, while St Tony is depicted with his characteristic shaft for shafting things.

Some people think that is Lord Mandelson at the front, but they are mistaken as His Lordship has evolved in to a super-cool DJ and was mixin' da' grooves.Knight fever, Knight Feee-vah
We know how to sell it
Whoah whoah...

Anonymous said...

where is the gender and ethnic balance2 in from the left.

Anonymous said...

Mick Martin on fiddle ...

electro-kevin said...

You forgot the short fat chav at the front of that evolutionary chain.

THAT'S why we need 646 to tell us what to do.

Odin's Raven said...

We don't need them. They need us to pay their expenses. If they continue to rule us, they will devolve humanity back to animals.

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Furious Student said...

Shibby said...

We need Labour to make all the nasty terrorists go away :(

caesars wife said...

i cant help but think that you havent read the "ascent of man" or do you think we should revert back to spears , foraging and caves.

however if you are asking the question how should we be governed or if at all, then you first need to ask the question do we need a civilised society ???

to put it simply anarchy would not work in huge populations as the very size of things demands the efficency .

but when you compare this with a corrupt wastefull and self serving labour goverment , having a clear out looks all to tasty

Fidothedog said...

Well the chavs need feeding, clothing and all their needs resolving at others expense.

Oh and to give useless cunts like Draper someone to suck upto.

JD said...

"however if you are asking the question how should we be governed or if at all, then you first need to ask the question do we need a civilised society ??? " Caesar's wife.

A society can only be called civilised if it needs no governing. JD.


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