Sunday, 15 March 2009

Weekly Wind Up

The Following has boiled my piss this week

Chocolate Tax - When the hell will they just let us get on with our lives?

Minimum Booze Price - Just fuck off. Please. Before we turn really nasty

The usual Operation Trident shit. Give them all AK47's and then shoot the last one standing

Religious nutters being nutters

The Gummint using the Beeb to increase revenue

The fucking Welsh (again) screaming for more benefits

The never bastard ending sound of some Naaarthern Irish bigot ranting on the radio

Re-education schemes. Try to re-educate me and you'll be eating through a straw.

Gordon fucking Brown handing over £2M of MY money to keep Lenny Henry in a job (comic relief has £110M in the fucking bank)
Plus everything else. Everywhere.


Rab C. Nesbitt said...

You forgot about the plan for us to register our intention to leave the country and the reason for doing so. I've been off work this week, supposed to chill out and go back refreshed etc. But the shower of shit we have as a 'government' just raises my blood pressure. Hoons.

man in the street said...

Fuck the shotgun, I am buying a gin palace and mooring 'off-shore'.

Fuck comic relief, I need fucking hand relief but not off that fat cunt Jo Brand! said...

When is it kicking off FFS? I thought by now we would all be rioting, no such fucking luck. I know Leg Iron thinks it would be a bad idea, I know he is right but FFS, bollocks to voting out one set of twats to vote in another set of twats. Lets meet up in some shit hole pub, get fucking rat arsed, the kind of rat arsed when shitting yourself seems like the height of good manners, tell racist & homophobic jokes whilst smoke our lungs to cinders and after all that, if we can still stand and breathe, lets go kick some fucking MP's in!

K. McEgan. said...

Don't you dare try & faint the dog.

Anonymous said...

The reasons are many for getting angry and wanting to kick some MP or all of them actually and especially the Brown one, indeed I too am amazed that nothing's happened yet just like 18.08...........

..........but I haven't had me tea yet and am starvin an that and we're having roast lamb

Mummy x said...

I've found a solution to the Minimum Booze Price. It may not be every ones cup of vino but it works for me.
Mummy x
p.s I got the widget *blows rasberry at OH*.

JPT said...

Don't knock the Welsh.
The rest I agree with.

Anna Liffen said...

Not sure I have any strong views on the Welsh, but the rest had me chuckling and agreeing!

Dick the Prick said...

I think Cameron's gonna throw himself into work. I think that none of us have a clue is bollox but understandable.

It's quite an easy job being an auditor. Gaps don't equal 0. Merkel told him to fuck off. Darling's got cabin fever - this is meltdown lads! Probably won't see this again.

cesars wife said...

mmm blogging appears to be going broadsheet , see how it works ,

soon be , horoscopes , bingo, wordsearch and tokens for alton towers or a KFC bucket .

perhaps blogger miles !!! gulp

venomous wordsmithing may be so last year sob sob sob

Gareth said...

RE: Comic Relief. I wonder if they lost any funds from the Icelandic banking cock-up precipitated by Brown...

It took a combined 160 people to get the 'celebrities' to the top of a mountain. Must've cost a packet.

Arseholes said...

So called 'celebrities' can all fuck off and die. They have contributed to the general shittiness that is the UK.

Fuck off!

Elby the Beserk said...

Here;s the delightful James Purnell on the plans to price booze out of the market

"we want to focus on the irresponsible minority rather than I think punish everyone equally."

Say no more.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely right on everything, but I must defend OUR religious nutters. Rather them than the unemployable inbred cousin shaggin medieval islamist fuckwits that hold british passports, those that don't hold british passports but we let the scum in anyway and who have the temerity to behave the way they do, claim to hate us yet take every benefit they can AND more.

On a positive note I'm glad to see 'scientists' have discovered that Cleopatra was of African descent - now will they shut the fuck up? No I doubt it.

Harrithebastard said...


The 'fat controller' could be key in the war on obesity

By Jo Willey Health Correspondent
SCIENTISTS have discovered a "fat controller"

We already have one thanks?

Chairman Mc Mao Pol Pot Brown

defender said...

Nobody pisses off the elites like the BNP does. Imagine, such a small party being the only opposition to the absolute shit being shoveled on you.
I know your efforts only extend to walking around in funny masks on 5th Nov, but what about the rest of the year.
If you are seriously pissed off and really want to do some pissing off yourself, and have the bottle, vote BNP.
You know its the only serious option.

Anonymous said...

Voting fascist after the economy goes tits up. Of all the German things we could mimic, young Defender choses that one.

Arseholes said...

I will be voting BNP for the first time and am fucking proud of it. Whenever I can, local/national/etc, too.

I don't think my vote has mattered more than now. Friends are considering doing the same.

Fuck off political elite.

Anonymous said...

What is it with all you BNP muppets here. This is a libertarian blog. What the fuck do a bunch of bald headed thug fuckwits have to offer you in terms of liberty? Its time you twats got back to what you were invented for, which is kicking the fuck out of leftwing knowitalls, and leave the clever talky stuff to the pros.

Harrithebastard said...

Fascism is a radical, authoritarian nationalist ideology that aims to create a single-party state with a government led by a dictator who seeks national unity and development by requiring individuals to subordinate self-interest to the collective interest of the nation or race Fascist movements promote violence between nations, political factions, and races as part of a social Darwinist and militarist stance that views violence between these groups as a natural and positive part of evolution.[9] In the view of these groups being in perpetual conflict, fascists believe only the strong can survive by being healthy, vital, and have an aggressive warrior mentality by conquering, dominating, and eventually eliminating people deemed weak and degenerate. Chavs for instance

Fascist governments permanently forbid and suppress all criticism and opposition to the government and the fascist movement. Fascist movements oppose any ideology or political system that gives direct political power to people as individuals rather than as a collective nation or race

Labour anyone ?

A facist is a facist , left wing or right wing !

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck ... its a fucking duck

Now lefties , for once and all shut the fuck up about facists , you are so much part of what you purport to hate and despise , just look in the mirror .

Facist racists bastards

Ooh err missus i do believe i have caught the Lefty Labour bug and come over all ' Righteous '

Nurse , NURSE

defender said...

Yound defender, thanks for the compliment, cant imagine your age, must be at least 65.
On a daily basis the faceist have been grinding you down, but will you call them faceist, hell no, you use the term the faceist tell you to use against a nationalist party.
Anon 0948, your ignorance is not my problem, thats for you to realise for yourself.

Anonymous said...

Defender I agree, my ignorance is not your problem. Spelling, grammar and syntax, these are your problem. Do you type with a stick stuck to your forehead? I hope not because when the new fourth reich comes you'll be the first to go.

defender said...

Anon 1030, is that it, my spelling, grammer and syntax? What are you, an English teacher? While you shit it behind anonymous you find the bottle to concern yourself with my bad spelling. You understand me well enough though, dont you clever clogs, for all my faults. Have you got any faults Mr. Perfect. Clearly not, you are a libertain how could you be anything other than perfect.
How liberal of you, if one cannot be of the same well educated class as you they can shut up.
I am voting BNP, that is my right and clearly that offends you. I hope you find that disgusting enough to spoil your day.
You can vote for yourself or the liblabcon as you wish, that is your right.

Anonymous said...

"the same well educated class as you"

Thanks Defender, thats made my day. I reckon we are probably from the same well educated class, which is why we are both here ranting at the cunts ruining this country. If you think voting BNP will make a difference then who am I to know better. Maybe it will, but I don't think so. For one thing the system doesn't let outsiders sit in the driving seat, so if the BNP were to win, they would either be corrupted, manipulated or destroyed. It would be interesting though.

I can speil and punctuat'e properly i can. said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Defender I agree, my ignorance is not your problem. Spelling, grammar and syntax, these are your problem.'

Fuck me, a wannabe Stanislav!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Hi Liam ! Just a quickie e-mail having heard you on BBC Radio 4 yesterday lunchtime.
I thought it was a bit rude of the presenter to dismiss your report as being "rubbished by Government Ministers even before it was published " but, as you told the tory bitch ( she can go on The List! ), ' this is often the response to major public health concerns and, as with the smoking ban, once public opinion has come around to our way of thinking, the reports recomendations will be implemented in full'.
I wasn't too sure about you leading on the harm of 'secondary drinking' though, what exactly does that mean ? I know that silly presenter called your report a " sledgehammer to crack a nut " and you certainly seemed quite animated as you declared
" I don't regard child abuse and wife battering by alcoholics a mere 'NUT' !"

Liam dear, since yesterday was my day off and it was sunny, I took a lunchtime stroll along the river to my local pub; the bar was empty as usual, except for the regular Monday Pensioners Lunch Club. The garden was crowded and lively with a mix of Mums with their babies, some student types, young couples and some working blokes having a couple of drinks and a ciggy enjoying the sunshine and the chance to smoke without twats like you slagging them off.
Do you suppose that they are the people who will return home to rape their children and batter their partners as you suggest ?
I enjoyed two large Laphroigs which, you will be pleased to know, cost considerably more than the 50p per unit that you recommend.

From the age of about 15 until, my early thirties I went to the pub every single night; 3 pints during the week and rather more at the weekend which, according to YOU made me a PROBLEM DRINKER which these days would be described as " Inappropriate "; well it didn't do me any harm Liam and it allowed me to avoid Social Isolation by interacting with my peers on a daily basis which surely ticks some boxes.

You Liam Donaldson are an overpaid Government Fuckcunt who doesn't have the slightest idea about how real people live their lives and if the self-perpetuating poor want to carry on getting pissed on cheap Vod as supplied by J. Sainsbury PLC who can't even be arsed with a proper label, who the fuck are you to deny them ?

BTW Liam, I stopped going to the pub, not because cunts like you told me not to and not because they became too expensive but because I no longer wanted to.

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