A spokesthief for the Burglars Association Of Great Britain today publicly thanked the Home Office for it's help in ensuring that British Burglars would soon be able to break into properties in the certain knowledge that the occupants would be away on holiday.
"Of course it makes sense. Our membership are none too keen on breaking and entering when the householder might be on hand. You just never know if they have a shotgun or something, nutters like that Tony Martin, could be well dangerous. And some of them bleeding heart liberals, going on about the right of people to defend themselves in their own homes, fucking well out of order, innit? Practically infringing my members human rights, talk like that! Then there's a well dodgy precedent set the other fucking day, bloke gets clean away with shooting and killing one of our founder members who was breaking in threatening violence. What sort of jury would do a thing like that? So we need all the help that government can gives us, and this database will come in well handy."
Phil Woolas was unavailable for comment, he was busy redecorating his constituency office.