Monday, 23 March 2009

Thank fuck for that




UPDATE: Details of the funeral can be found over at Dungeekin's place


28 comments:

Dungeekin said...

The reported death of shadowy terrorist leader Abu Goodi means an end to The War on Terror is in sight. . .

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Will we get pictures of her in her coffin?
Maybe a tasteful shot of her embalming?
What a filthy subhuman Hoon max Clifford is.
Id rather shake hands with a turd.

Anonymous said...

Gutted, upset and angry - had 23rd in the sweepstake. Fucking bitch.

Dungeekin said...

A true opium for the masses. Just as they've started to get over their grief at the loss of Diana, Princess of Hearts (or whatever it was) they now get to grieve over the loss of Jade, Princess of Bermondsey.

So, just to REALLY piss off the grieving hordes:

Here's her Obituary.

Enjoy.

D

Muppet said...

I think you'll find it's 'opiate'...

Dungeekin said...

Muppet - I stand corrected, thank you.

However, please do be assured that I really couldn't give a flying fuck.

D

Guthrum said...

I am glad you have posted on this, this is enough to make you retch, the Live TV coverage of the funeral, the renta-a-gob quotes (where were they when the latest three bodies went through Wooton Bassett at the weekend)

Even the troll Brown is milking it for all its worth.

As a nation we have hit the buffers.

Lexander said...

Does anybody know:Has Clifford actually received any money for representing Jade?

Old Holborn said...

Weightwatchers should produce a commemerative plate with her face on it.

Watch them shed stones

anonymong said...

A few more days and the suffering should be over (our suffering, that is) - the funeral and next weeks shitty newspapers

The Penguin said...

Ahhhh, there's a new Pig in Heaven tonight.....

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Have some respect, it makes me feel sick you can be so disrespectful lets hope you never have to go through anything like this. And the day after your death people being so tasteless. You disgusting people.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

About fucking time, OH. What took you so long?

May she, and all those who have sailed in her, rest in chav peace, innit?

Old Holborn said...

"Have some respect, it makes me feel sick you can be so disrespectful lets hope you never have to go through anything like this. And the day after your death people being so tasteless. You disgusting people."

Compliment accepted.

Dungeekin said...

@Anonymous 14:10 -

Oops. I'm sorry. You wanted nicey-nicey Bloggers, they're down the hall and to the left.

Might I suggest you go and look at some fluffy kittens instead, and let the big kids play?

D

w/v wilysor: after shagging Jade, it was till Jack went down the clinic.

Anonymous said...

This will kill off (pun intended) the sales of her health and fitness DVD, and it won't help with the sales of her perfume either.

Oh well never mind.

ex-Jade said...

Fuck me, though, enough's innuf, innit?

Oh, yeah, I sin your obichurry ov me, an that, right, but fuckin ell, I ain't even cold yet, an yous taking the piss.

An' another thing. Don't believe all that shit they writ on buses about no God an that. Me and God had a well good chat about fings, and he is well pissed off wiv OK magazine, or whoevvah, for going early wiv me obit. He sed summink about he makes the decisions round here, or summink, or nuffink.

Also, you can tell them ragheads that up here in chav heaven, Mohammmed and Allah make the fuckin tea, that's all. So they are all WELL fucked for all the bombin' an that.

Just hanging abart here now for me judgment. Iss fuckin' great though, that they've had the interweb thing put on in 'eaven, innit?

Slater.

Anonymous said...

Max Clifford has released Jade Goody's media schedule for 2009:

Jan - GMTV
Feb - News Of The World
Mar - OK Magazine
Apr - Most Haunted

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

May - Jade who?

wv: sting

Dungeekin said...

The Funeral arrangements appear to have been leaked . . .

D

Rightwinggit said...

I can't wait for the part where her crim doublecunt husband finds the will ain't quite what he thought it was..

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

^^^^^
I'd hide the golf clubs when he does :)

The Penguin said...

Let's hope she had the cunning instinct to hire a decent brief to stitch the money up so it is actually there for her boys, not stolen by the hangers on.

The Penguin

Leg-iron said...

That's a lot of sequestered carbon we just buried. The Greens will be delighted.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

ex-Jade nuff respek sis.

Pink Hearse, real class.

Anonymous said...

I just heard some fuckers want to have a jade goody statue erected in london.

let that sink in for a moment.

aaaaand there's your rage.

what the fuck has gone wrong with this country?

Antipholus Papps said...

Surely she deserves her own memorial fountain?

Dungeekin said...

@Antipholus Papps:

She has her own 'memorial fountain'.

It's the third urinal along in the 'Chav & Headbutt' pub in Epping.

Word has it that's where she did some of her best work.

D

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