The reported death of shadowy terrorist leader Abu Goodi means an end to The War on Terror is in sight. . .
Will we get pictures of her in her coffin?Maybe a tasteful shot of her embalming?What a filthy subhuman Hoon max Clifford is.Id rather shake hands with a turd.
Gutted, upset and angry - had 23rd in the sweepstake. Fucking bitch.
A true opium for the masses. Just as they've started to get over their grief at the loss of Diana, Princess of Hearts (or whatever it was) they now get to grieve over the loss of Jade, Princess of Bermondsey.So, just to REALLY piss off the grieving hordes:Here's her Obituary. Enjoy.D
I think you'll find it's 'opiate'...
Muppet - I stand corrected, thank you.However, please do be assured that I really couldn't give a flying fuck.D
I am glad you have posted on this, this is enough to make you retch, the Live TV coverage of the funeral, the renta-a-gob quotes (where were they when the latest three bodies went through Wooton Bassett at the weekend)Even the troll Brown is milking it for all its worth.As a nation we have hit the buffers.
Does anybody know:Has Clifford actually received any money for representing Jade?
Weightwatchers should produce a commemerative plate with her face on it.Watch them shed stones
A few more days and the suffering should be over (our suffering, that is) - the funeral and next weeks shitty newspapers
Ahhhh, there's a new Pig in Heaven tonight.....The Penguin
Have some respect, it makes me feel sick you can be so disrespectful lets hope you never have to go through anything like this. And the day after your death people being so tasteless. You disgusting people.
About fucking time, OH. What took you so long?May she, and all those who have sailed in her, rest in chav peace, innit?
"Have some respect, it makes me feel sick you can be so disrespectful lets hope you never have to go through anything like this. And the day after your death people being so tasteless. You disgusting people."Compliment accepted.
@Anonymous 14:10 - Oops. I'm sorry. You wanted nicey-nicey Bloggers, they're down the hall and to the left.Might I suggest you go and look at some fluffy kittens instead, and let the big kids play?Dw/v wilysor: after shagging Jade, it was till Jack went down the clinic.
This will kill off (pun intended) the sales of her health and fitness DVD, and it won't help with the sales of her perfume either.Oh well never mind.
Fuck me, though, enough's innuf, innit?Oh, yeah, I sin your obichurry ov me, an that, right, but fuckin ell, I ain't even cold yet, an yous taking the piss.An' another thing. Don't believe all that shit they writ on buses about no God an that. Me and God had a well good chat about fings, and he is well pissed off wiv OK magazine, or whoevvah, for going early wiv me obit. He sed summink about he makes the decisions round here, or summink, or nuffink.Also, you can tell them ragheads that up here in chav heaven, Mohammmed and Allah make the fuckin tea, that's all. So they are all WELL fucked for all the bombin' an that.Just hanging abart here now for me judgment. Iss fuckin' great though, that they've had the interweb thing put on in 'eaven, innit?Slater.
Max Clifford has released Jade Goody's media schedule for 2009:Jan - GMTVFeb - News Of The WorldMar - OK MagazineApr - Most Haunted
May - Jade who?wv: sting
The Funeral arrangements appear to have been leaked . . .D
I can't wait for the part where her crim doublecunt husband finds the will ain't quite what he thought it was..
^^^^^I'd hide the golf clubs when he does :)
Let's hope she had the cunning instinct to hire a decent brief to stitch the money up so it is actually there for her boys, not stolen by the hangers on.The Penguin
That's a lot of sequestered carbon we just buried. The Greens will be delighted.
ex-Jade nuff respek sis.Pink Hearse, real class.
I just heard some fuckers want to have a jade goody statue erected in london.let that sink in for a moment.aaaaand there's your rage.what the fuck has gone wrong with this country?
Surely she deserves her own memorial fountain?
@Antipholus Papps:She has her own 'memorial fountain'.It's the third urinal along in the 'Chav & Headbutt' pub in Epping.Word has it that's where she did some of her best work.D
Post a Comment