Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Taking The Piss

"The name's Bond, James Bond."

I don't usually pick on "ordinary people" but this cunt is really asking for it.

He's claiming incapacity benefit, etc., etc., and is trying to claim hundreds of thousands from MI5 for not employing him because he is physically unable to do the job they were advertising.

Oh, and as well as being a former union rep, he's a Muslim.


The Penguin.

25 comments:

Harrithebastard said...

Well he has got a point?

He is Muslim , he is on benefits , he claims incapacity benefits and walks with the obligtory walking stick ( during the day ), and has fuck all better to do ... so there is not too much chance of anyone ' spotting ' him in a crowd of several other million just like him !

The cunt should be shaken and well stirred by the way !

Goodnight Vienna said...

"But the former bus driver claims his disability and ethnicity ought to have made him the 'preferred candidate' out of the 1,092 who applied."


Hahahahahahahahah

I'm surprised he got a job as a bus driver as well. Funniest thing so far this week.

"He said: 'I was so ill that I couldn't move my hands, fingers, arms, elbows, shoulders, hips, knees feet and toes.' "

I'm still laughing.

Oldrightie said...

Our Nation's future?

Cato said...

Mobile Surveillance Officer? He'd be on his knees in 10 minutes. Buffoon!!

Harrithebastard said...

I know how he feels !

"He said: 'I was so ill that I couldn't move my hands, fingers, arms, elbows, shoulders, hips, knees feet and toes.' "

Bastard Absinth?

Reimer said...

Tells you about the age we live in when this...thing can tout this claim publicly without (apparently) any shame. Anything goes once you tick the right boxes.

Shouldn't Ali Desai be investigating this creature? Or perhaps teaming up with him?

R

killemallletgodsortemout said...

It's hoons like this that put the Great into Great Britain, doncha think?

Old Holborn said...

HA HA HA

Newgates Knocker said...

O/T slightly, but I do advise anyone with a spare minute to have a look at the Islam 4 UK website. Lots of spouting off about how terrible the non muslims are, but in the "ask the Imam" section a WHOLE page devoted to the benefits you can claim with Allahs blessing
Blood boils!!!

Anonymous said...

Oy Vey & My Life Already

Mossad are hoping to sign him on frre transfer once the "Transfer Window" opens

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

You've got to be fucking having a laugh!

Warsteiner said...

Slightly o/t but ermm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/7935049.stm

Only a matter of time now before shit kicks off.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Old Holborn: we're both going straight to hell.

wv:mylav

Kill them all said...

The choice of target suggests this pigfucker is not merely gold-digging, but rather waging Jihad using the legal system as his weapon of choice.

Dick the Prick said...

How come the cunt represented himself? Surely bullshit cases like this are applicable under legal aid. It's a fucking disgrace.

WV: Feigners - is that lazy foreigners?

Is he taking the Piss said...

Why is he applying for jobs that he is physically and mentally unable to do?

Easy answer to that one I suppose-he is a shit stirring mussie cunt.

I suppose it is stupid to ask about who is paying his legal fees.

The Penguin said...

"Celebrations are said to have continued after Mr Isayev's body was taken away in an ambulance."

Coffee over keyboard.

The Penguin.

Anonymous said...

Imam" section a WHOLE page devoted to the benefits you can claim with Allahs blessing
Blood boils.


No religious scruples about accepting the infidels money then? Surely they dont want to be despoiled by such largesse from the kaffir?

Wat Dabney said...

If this plucky fellow seriously insists on having a crack at infiltrating the resurgent Real IRA, I say good luck to him.

the man who fell back to bed said...

'He insists that the role - 'all about observing people or places either on foot or by vehicle' - could have been adapted so he could track targets by train, coach or taxi.'

you can see it now, cant you?

'Blofeld...the fiend! he's gone into a pedestrian-only area!'

someone wants to get this twatblanket to tune into Sanity FM. preferably with the aid of a cricket bat.

Katabasis said...

What bothers me most about this is his unashamed sense of entitlement.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Nah, was not because of his ethnicity or wonky leg, was because he's a poofta who nobs his uncle ( and those wierd hairy arms ).
MI5 don't like that sort of thing.
Give the twat a job and send him to Basra, leave him there.

mikey said...

This news is effortlessly, at one and the same time, the most depressing and funniest thing I've yet been informed off. This has to spell the begining of the end of lunatic, politically correct bollocks doesn't it? Even Harridan would be hard pushed to support this cockwaffle cuntitude.

Markbaldy said...

If "James Bond" gets a leg blown off by Blofeld it won't make much difference to his mobility will it !
He will still be a useless muslim cunt... sorry he could be useful if he donates his body to the manufacture of fucking glue ! LOL... yes the future of the UK indeed !

Golliwogg said...

"..end of lunatic, politically correct bollocks doesn't it?"

err no. Watch the Employment Tribunal fall over backwards to accomodate him. Their non-lawyer "chairmen" are scared shitless of accusations of racism and bend every time one of allah's peace brigade complains.

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