From the Court of Queen Harriet I
Hear ye, Subjects one and All
I have taken use of my Divine Right, given by God herself, to reclaim the lands, so generously given by Myself for loyal service to the Treasury of the Knight Sir Frederick of Shredshire. I shall have no need for Parliament or redress to the Magna Carta or Common Law. I shall simply do as my God instructs me.
By Royal Charter
UPDATE: also from the Daily Mash, Gravity to be repealed
Update II: From Elsewhere
'The Prime Minister has said it is not acceptable and therefore it will not be accepted. It might be enforceable in a court of law this contract but it's not enforceable in the court of public opinion
..But surely Hattie no such court exists.
If it did we would have a referendum on the Lisbon treaty
The Home secretary would be guilty of corruption
Two Pies would have been sanctioned for bonking his secretary in office hours
Derek Conway would heve gone to jail
The gitmo bloke with the beard would not be here
Greg Dyke would still have his job
Tony Blair would be tried for war crimes
Mandy would never have been enobled
You, as a prominent Human Rights lawyer should know that you cannot have it both ways, if Fred has a contract then that is that. He is entitled to the protection of the HRA which you mentioned a few minutes earlier.
H/T to D P Dance