"And you get a fucking good pension!"
Sadly an off duty policeman was killed and a colleague injured as they crossed the road to get a taxi after a night drinking in a pub.
Now, if a motorist loses control of a car and it mounts the pavement and mows down an ordinary family, the driver will face charges of "causing death by dangerous driving".
But because in this case the pedestrians were policemen, the suspect has been arrested on suspicion of murder.
Lord Ahmed of Grease would surely approve.