Thursday, 5 March 2009

Lard Ahmed of Tub learning new trades

It appears that Prisoner XP5810 Lord Nazir Ahmed was transferred to Moorland Open Prison on 26 Feb 2009.

Moorland Open prison offers:

Industrial Cleaning (BIC qualification)
Gardens Party
League Football and Cricket
VT Catering
Community Taskforce

Main thrust for adults is resettlement employment with outside companies
with guaranteed minimum wage.

All of us at Old Holborn wish him well. I’ve sent him some nice literature to keep him amused.

If you would like to write a letter of support to Lard Ahmed of Tub, here is his address:

Prisoner XP5810 Lard Ahmed of Tub

HMP Moorland Holiday Camp
Thorne Road
South Yorkshire

UPDATE: More from Jailhouse Lawyer


Anonymous said...

OT, but a good 'un:

jailhouselawyer said...

The Prison Service has now launched an internal investigation to determine how classified information leaked from Serco (who prides itself on 24 hour security) got on to this blog.

Henry North London said...

So hes in an open prison less than 15 miles from Rotherham

Sweet Jesus

Cushy being a Lord

Wv eated Ha!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

" All of us at Old Holborn wish him well. I’ve sent him some nice literature to keep him amused."

Hahahahahahaha - you're a bad bastard hahahahahaha

Mitch said...

When I click on the link the page loads for a second then I get a "page not found message" how odd.

Dick the Prick said...

You know, I am genuinely missing him and his army. Wonder if they'll mount a jail break!

'Lard on the lamb'

Deadbeat Dad said...


I could do with a few weeks' rural retreat myself at the moment. The Cognitive Booster Skills module is the clincher. Where do I sign up?

Daz said...

Looks handy for the motorway too, looking at the map.

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone should email him The Religion of Peace™ Subject Index .

Anonymous said...

Slimy, grinning chocolate frog.

More green in his prison than there is in the shithole into which he was born.

Now I know, OH, you don't approve of racism, but isn't it just a little selfish of us to claim all these worthy people from countries where their talents might help their impoverished countrymen?

The cunt is a grocer and a career politician. Now he's a criminal as well. Quite the career path, isn't it?

'Lord'? He isn't fit to pick the nuts out of my poo, although I would pay good money to watch it.

Ah well, hopefully some lag will 'tart up' his meals a bit while he is doing lag.

Leukaemia on his children.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

His Certificate Of Basic Food Hygiene, which he will get for working in the con kitchen, will no doubt upskill him upon release.

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Chris said...

I hope this man gets cancer and has a truly horrific death.

Watt said...

Nice work, O.H.

He's graced our website since 2008:

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