Lard Ahmed has been freed from his holiday camp ordeal after a mind numbing 15 days.
I am now going to lie down for a bit.
UPDATE: It get's better. All record of his time spent in "holiday camp/prison" (just 15 days) will vanish. Officially. In order that it doesn't "interfere" with his "community" work.
Lord Ahmed, I salute you. You have won the "Old Holborn Festering Fucktard Felchbucket" award for 2009. I shall be handing you your award personally. When you least fucking expect it.