Monday, 30 March 2009

If you haven't seen Newswipe...

Here it is




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12 comments:

shibby said...

hahahaha!

dross TV for slugs said...

Utter shite!

More brainless dross constructed from brainless dross trying to be funny and informative to the average slug, while miserably failing at both.

Give me a break.

Trash TV said...

Some patronizing prick talking to the audience as if they are all morons while complaining about TV news talking to the audience as if they were all morons!

What is your IQ OH, just out of interest, seeing as you think this cheap trash is worthy!

SaltedSlug said...

Oi! This slug thought it was funny. I also think you and your sock-puppet are cunts.

And if you think Charlie Brooker is patronising, then I'm guessing you just typed that with your head-dobber.

the big d said...

re: who came out best?

fuck me, guido's been busy running round all the internet cafes to register under as many different ip addresses as possible - he must be obsessed with his image.

Anonymous said...

Point is - it'd been let out the bag and it looks like somebody didn't like it - as it disappeared for a couple of days off iPlayer and Brooker's Guardian column comments are disabled - this possibly self preservation after his presidential assassin gaffe....

Could all be serious coincidence but my suspicion is that it got out under somebody's radar (Monsignor Thomson likely unamused at the Reichmarshal Pope jibe) and they insisted it be spiked - only to be told "sorry sir, it's on YouTube and we don't want a repeat of the Hannan business" and back it pops again.....

Anyway - TV head-dobber - one assumes that you end up here because you are looking for change - and enlightening the slugs is a necessary part of that - lighten up a bit - don't be such an arrogant cunt - there, said it.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps it was a bit harsh, I am just tired of Dross and see this as simply more dross.

Would just like a few things to treat us like adults for once, that is all.

electro-kevin said...

I would like things to bee explained to us in simpler terms, actually.

I think esoteric complexities were what got us into this mess, so let's get rid and speak plain English.

(I'm being ironic)

Anonymous said...

electro-kevin said...
I would like things to bee explained to us in simpler terms, actually.

I think esoteric complexities were what got us into this mess, so let's get rid and speak plain English.

(I'm being ironic)

31 March 2009 06:41


Plain English i have no problem with, I don't see the need for the jargon either. But at the same time i don't need it presented to me as if I were 9 which seems to be the norm these days.

Roger Thornhill said...

Well, I think the beer-maker analogy is the right one, but it breaks the golden rule of the MSM - telling people the truth that we are being robbed by State-sanctioned counterfeiters.

Thusly:

It is as if you are a beer-maker and the Government pitches up at your warehouse in the dead of night with a truck of water and a truck of barrels. It waters down your beer and takes away barrels of beer for its own use. Because it gets first dibs on the barrels, those least diluted will be taken first. You wake up and count your barrels and all seems ok. When you come to sell your beer you find there is more in the marketplace and what you have is weaker, so the price you get is lower. Your beer is now less valuable and the State has beer - money - it never had. It is theft, pure and simple.


You know, I had one Statist shill pitch up and complain that "my beer was too strong so the State had to water it down". Talk about denial.

Anonymous said...

Christ, he really has copied his entire schtick off Chris Morris. I enjoyed these jokes better back in 1994 when I saw them on "The Day Today".

sugar tits said...

No mention of the jew stranglehold onwestern media - funny though

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