Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Gordon Brown Congenital Liar


Gordon Brown was photographed last year with a fucking great orange blob on his head, as though he'd suddenly had to rush to the toilet whilst being made up, and forgotten to go back and have the (mission impossible ) job of making him look human finished.

He was photographed yesterday having some last minute slap trowelled on on the aeroplane.
And yet he claims in a Parliamentary answer to have spent nothing on make up.

So, either the cunt shoplifts or he's caught out in yet another fucking lie.
The Penguin

9 comments:

Guthrum said...

OR he is a member of a sinister Indian Cult !

Richard said...

Or to be charitable (can't believe I'm going there) - he pays for it out of his own pocket. Shocking that a politician might, but it is possible.

Stop Common Purpose said...

Just another old slapper.

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool said...

I like a bit of makeup myself. The Body Shop eyeliner is GORGEOUS!

IUnknown said...

OH - got a nice snapshot of the Harman getting slamdunked in today's PMQs

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mikey said...

Gordon you are a syphilitic, scaly backed ponce. Please fuck off. You are the most complete and utter embarrassment this country has ever had to endure as a Prime Minister. I wish you ill health you vile, vile man.

Pancake massacre said...

As the man said: You couldn't make it up" boom boom..

killemallletgodsortemout said...

When I saw the photo in the paper of a red-sleeved worker touching his forehead, I silently prayed that it was The Pope giving The Twat the Last Rites.

Sir Humphrey said...

I gather that his make-up is applied by Sue Nigh, his 'political secretary'. Except when he gets fed-up and impatient - when he grabs it and applies it himself, hence the orange blob. No civil servant wanted to go anywhere near him, hence his loyal friend Sue had to do it...

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