Friday, 6 March 2009

Friday Caption Contest




62 comments:

GrumpyOldTwat said...

One coat my fucking arse!

Old Holborn said...

Why Kermit, I've missed our little "meetings"

idle said...

"Mmmm. Guacamole. Delicious!"

Anonymous said...

Watching you watching me, watching you?
Plod introduce their new,ever so cunningly disguised surveillance camera.
Eh Gordon, you're looking a bit green today. But I see you've still got that orange blob of makeup on your forehead.

I'm thinking, perhaps wrongly, that the person with his/her back facing towards us has also got a camera?

Fidothedog said...

Revenge of the snot gobbling trouser pisser.

Anonymous said...

Just heard some woman on a London radio station complaining that this substance make have contained 'milk' and what if he was allergic to it? WTF.

Anonymous said...

Executors of Beadles' estate sue for copyright infringement.

The Last Of The Few said...

Peter Mandleson in an interview with Cosmopolitan gets confused when asked about skin care. Sorry he replied when you said facial madam I thought you meant.......

Go to BBC I-Player Radio 5 live about 8.04am (yes despite its bias) and Listen to the interview with the woman who threw the custard..........fantastic comments about this lousy snake

Dick the Prick said...

Good lass.

Guthrum said...

You see, if he had led a coup d'etat as suggested he would now be a hero, not covered in gunk

Anonymous said...

great, let the unlistening bastards know how we feel.

BrianSJ said...

What is the difference between Peter Mandelson and and green slime?

No, me neither.

an ex-apprentice said...

I said "Did you bring the red box", not,"Do you like sucking cocks", you stupid woman.

Invicta said...

Mandelson finally realises what it like being Reinaldo.

Tim Carpenter said...

E're, Mandy, something Gordon left behind at the White House.

Anonymous said...

Mandelson: "Yum, never had green goo splashed all over my face before."

Markbaldy said...

Mandelson:"Ooh that's a novelty, green cum in my face for a change !"

Stop Common Purpose said...

A bucket of shit would be more appropriate.

Shirking From Home said...

Fucking excellent.

Was listening to LBC (Nick Ferrari) earlier and quite a few people rang in saying it was disgraceful, assault etc. What if it was acid etc. Spineless cunts. I imagine various Dollybots were paged to call in.

Ferrari laid in to ZaNuLab. I think it has dawned on him that he, his 2 sons and any offspring are well and truly fucked. He sounded pretty angry.

Excellent stuff.

Spartan said...

"Gov adds Guacamole to Anti-Terrororism Policy"

K. McEgan. said...

So they took him and threw green gunge onto him,yea,verily,he walked to Golgotha,er,Whitehall,and was scourged(which he thought was kinky)and they placed him between two thieves...oh shit wrong Friday.

Spartan said...

"Summer of Rage" starts early ... takes Plod by surprise!"

Dungeekin said...

And it's over to the Judges now, for the Scoring:

10 for Style: an excellent attempt, brilliantly getting past his guard for a full-face delivery;
6 for Technical Merit: See my helpful points for methods to increase your future score;
9 for Execution: You'd have got a full 10 if you'd actually executed the slimy bastard.

Overall: 25/30. Good effort.

D

Gordon "One Eye" Brown said...

"Have that you cunt"

wyvern said...

PM's new food taster has a tough first day.

Antipholus Papps said...

Peter Mandelson receives the first installment of his EU pension.

Anonymous said...

Amazed she was allowed to just walk off. In this day and age I'd expect her to be shot in the head half a dozen times.

Still, she may still be found in the woods after "going for a walk."

bofl said...

like attracts like.....

quantitative easing said...

mandelson spumed by the incredible sulk

Funambulist said...

"Would you like croutons with that?"

Gareth said...

Anon 11:35,

Given Mandy is a former Northern Ireland Minister I can only hope the protection squad (assuming he gets them) looked the other way to put him on notice.

Imagine the terror in Ministers' minds if they new the Police wouldn't step in to defend them.

Nafambulist said...

At last, the Answer to the age-old question: "Whatever Happened to Linda Blair (no relation)?"

cesars wife said...

mandelson ponders global warming emissions theory , after finding a real pea souper !!

looks like two faces out of batman

unpasteurized said...

08:49

mmm...lactic acid, very hazardous...and quite sharp if the milk goes off...try undiluted sulphuric next time...avoids danger of cultivating nasty little germs

Dave H said...

Hydrofluoric acid would be the best of all. It readily passes though the skin into the bloodstream and dissolves the bones. Even a limited exposure can be fatal.

SaltedSlug said...

(repeated from GFs because I amused myself)


"The power of Christ compels you!"

Old Holborn said...

that's the winner

I have no doubt whatsoever that he will join his mother sucking cocks in hell

Anonymous said...

DOH! Initially hadn't realised it was the back of the girl giving Mandelson one (in a manner of speaking). Pity it wasn't acid.

JD said...

Slime meets slime...
JD.

Gordon "One Eye" Brown said...

When coming on Lord Mengeles face, my nasty STI had made me the laughing stock of all NuLabour.

Noels House Party said...

Nice looking girl too, not that fondlebum would care, but some people pay good money for this kind of thing :)

Old Holborn said...

Nice looking?

She looks like she's had a stroke, the greasy wonky faced eco slut.

Anonymous said...

My God the Incredible Hulk has just cum over me.

Beard said...

Oh dear, a man who likes to get dressed up in costumes and parade himself in public as the centre of attention, likes to wear skirts, has a wife he does not like, makes overt declarations of unconvincing masculinity and empty tough guy internet talk who would not dip his wick in this

http://www.wdmscotland.org.uk/campaigns/g8/images/harper/crane06leiladeen.jpg

Personally I would bang the hairy fannied slut about all day long

I bet Mr Broon is scared of vaginas too

Old Holborn said...

ex wife I do not like actually

Knock yourself out.

Urrrrnngh said...

One costumed foot tentatively out of the closet :)

http://www.wdmscotland.org.uk/

campaigns/g8/images/harper/

crane06leiladeen.jpg

The face, the handcuffs, the open mouth, the cumshot ;)

harriet said...

15:45

oh you lucky bitch!

beness said...

should have let the clip run a bit longer.I'm sure the woman stage right says "oh shit".

Anonymous said...

Nice young lady just walks off after assaulting Lady Mandy.

Sorry not a good caption but a bit of an observation.

the disturbed dinnerlady (meals-on-wheels by appointment to hm the queen) said...

prime minister requests lord-in-the-hole with genetically enhanced green sauce

for he's a jolly good fellow said...

cabinet members have whip-round for green cum-a-gram in desperate attempt to court straight vote

missplasho said...

business secretary takes part in green-on-pink sponsored body-painting stunt to raise money for lloyds bail-out

chopperfrolick said...

conservationist blazes deadwood for urgent topping

lord mandelstun said...

15:28

oh no, i'm sure i didn't feel anything, my dear man.

lord greensleeves said...

it would have set a far better example had ms deen served a balanced meal and stuck the rhubarb up my arse

the demented dinnerlady said...

19:26

ooooh! very tasty!

gumbo jumbo said...

no lady's fingers pleeez!

(more ins and out than) a shagged-out old sheep's arse said...

security concerns? no, i'm hardly a meek little lamb to the slaughter...more old lord mint-sauce!

(more ins and out than) a shagged-out old sheep's arse said...

security concerns? no, i'm hardly a meek little lamb to the slaughter...more old lord mint-sauce!

pissplasho said...

this one's from my green period

Daz said...

If they nick the protester theyll take her DNA. But theyd hafta take HIS DNA as well, shurely???

wv: retomic

mikey said...

Some one chucks their custard all over Peter Mandelson's face...this is news in what way? it's been happening on and off for years, well, I suppose this is the first time it's happened in front of news crews, I guess that is the twist. The act being described as a last resort probably defines how everyone else that has done it feels.

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