One coat my fucking arse!
Why Kermit, I've missed our little "meetings"
"Mmmm. Guacamole. Delicious!"
Watching you watching me, watching you? Plod introduce their new,ever so cunningly disguised surveillance camera.Eh Gordon, you're looking a bit green today. But I see you've still got that orange blob of makeup on your forehead.I'm thinking, perhaps wrongly, that the person with his/her back facing towards us has also got a camera?
Revenge of the snot gobbling trouser pisser.
Just heard some woman on a London radio station complaining that this substance make have contained 'milk' and what if he was allergic to it? WTF.
Executors of Beadles' estate sue for copyright infringement.
Peter Mandleson in an interview with Cosmopolitan gets confused when asked about skin care. Sorry he replied when you said facial madam I thought you meant.......Go to BBC I-Player Radio 5 live about 8.04am (yes despite its bias) and Listen to the interview with the woman who threw the custard..........fantastic comments about this lousy snake
You see, if he had led a coup d'etat as suggested he would now be a hero, not covered in gunk
great, let the unlistening bastards know how we feel.
What is the difference between Peter Mandelson and and green slime?No, me neither.
I said "Did you bring the red box", not,"Do you like sucking cocks", you stupid woman.
Mandelson finally realises what it like being Reinaldo.
E're, Mandy, something Gordon left behind at the White House.
Mandelson: "Yum, never had green goo splashed all over my face before."
Mandelson:"Ooh that's a novelty, green cum in my face for a change !"
A bucket of shit would be more appropriate.
Fucking excellent.Was listening to LBC (Nick Ferrari) earlier and quite a few people rang in saying it was disgraceful, assault etc. What if it was acid etc. Spineless cunts. I imagine various Dollybots were paged to call in.Ferrari laid in to ZaNuLab. I think it has dawned on him that he, his 2 sons and any offspring are well and truly fucked. He sounded pretty angry.Excellent stuff.
"Gov adds Guacamole to Anti-Terrororism Policy"
So they took him and threw green gunge onto him,yea,verily,he walked to Golgotha,er,Whitehall,and was scourged(which he thought was kinky)and they placed him between two thieves...oh shit wrong Friday.
"Summer of Rage" starts early ... takes Plod by surprise!"
And it's over to the Judges now, for the Scoring:10 for Style: an excellent attempt, brilliantly getting past his guard for a full-face delivery;6 for Technical Merit: See my helpful points for methods to increase your future score;9 for Execution: You'd have got a full 10 if you'd actually executed the slimy bastard.Overall: 25/30. Good effort.D
"Have that you cunt"
PM's new food taster has a tough first day.
Peter Mandelson receives the first installment of his EU pension.
Amazed she was allowed to just walk off. In this day and age I'd expect her to be shot in the head half a dozen times.Still, she may still be found in the woods after "going for a walk."
like attracts like.....
mandelson spumed by the incredible sulk
"Would you like croutons with that?"
Anon 11:35,Given Mandy is a former Northern Ireland Minister I can only hope the protection squad (assuming he gets them) looked the other way to put him on notice.Imagine the terror in Ministers' minds if they new the Police wouldn't step in to defend them.
At last, the Answer to the age-old question: "Whatever Happened to Linda Blair (no relation)?"
mandelson ponders global warming emissions theory , after finding a real pea souper !!looks like two faces out of batman
08:49mmm...lactic acid, very hazardous...and quite sharp if the milk goes off...try undiluted sulphuric next time...avoids danger of cultivating nasty little germs
Hydrofluoric acid would be the best of all. It readily passes though the skin into the bloodstream and dissolves the bones. Even a limited exposure can be fatal.
(repeated from GFs because I amused myself)"The power of Christ compels you!"
that's the winnerI have no doubt whatsoever that he will join his mother sucking cocks in hell
DOH! Initially hadn't realised it was the back of the girl giving Mandelson one (in a manner of speaking). Pity it wasn't acid.
Slime meets slime...JD.
When coming on Lord Mengeles face, my nasty STI had made me the laughing stock of all NuLabour.
Nice looking girl too, not that fondlebum would care, but some people pay good money for this kind of thing :)
Nice looking?She looks like she's had a stroke, the greasy wonky faced eco slut.
My God the Incredible Hulk has just cum over me.
Oh dear, a man who likes to get dressed up in costumes and parade himself in public as the centre of attention, likes to wear skirts, has a wife he does not like, makes overt declarations of unconvincing masculinity and empty tough guy internet talk who would not dip his wick in this http://www.wdmscotland.org.uk/campaigns/g8/images/harper/crane06leiladeen.jpgPersonally I would bang the hairy fannied slut about all day long I bet Mr Broon is scared of vaginas too
ex wife I do not like actuallyKnock yourself out.
One costumed foot tentatively out of the closet :)http://www.wdmscotland.org.uk/campaigns/g8/images/harper/crane06leiladeen.jpgThe face, the handcuffs, the open mouth, the cumshot ;)
15:45oh you lucky bitch!
should have let the clip run a bit longer.I'm sure the woman stage right says "oh shit".
Nice young lady just walks off after assaulting Lady Mandy.Sorry not a good caption but a bit of an observation.
prime minister requests lord-in-the-hole with genetically enhanced green sauce
cabinet members have whip-round for green cum-a-gram in desperate attempt to court straight vote
business secretary takes part in green-on-pink sponsored body-painting stunt to raise money for lloyds bail-out
conservationist blazes deadwood for urgent topping
15:28oh no, i'm sure i didn't feel anything, my dear man.
it would have set a far better example had ms deen served a balanced meal and stuck the rhubarb up my arse
19:26ooooh! very tasty!
no lady's fingers pleeez!
security concerns? no, i'm hardly a meek little lamb to the slaughter...more old lord mint-sauce!
this one's from my green period
If they nick the protester theyll take her DNA. But theyd hafta take HIS DNA as well, shurely???wv: retomic
Some one chucks their custard all over Peter Mandelson's face...this is news in what way? it's been happening on and off for years, well, I suppose this is the first time it's happened in front of news crews, I guess that is the twist. The act being described as a last resort probably defines how everyone else that has done it feels.
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