Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Drunken Wife Beaters love OH

Glasgow South's Finest

Tom Harris MP (Lab, Buckfast South) doesn't like me. Sob!

Good. On a totally unrelated note, I notice that Glasgow East has the lowest life expectancy outside of Sub Saharan Africa.


Anonymous said...

Imagine your daughter introducing one of those as her new boyfriend. The stuff of nightmares.

Old Holborn said...

Don't fucking laugh

The 15 year old has a date on Saturday with someone called Babatumbe

I shit you not.

Buckfast-Scotch drink of choice. said...

So Tom Harris is a Scotch Cunt wih no sense of humour then.

Oldrightie said...

”If there is a fault, it is our collective responsibility. All of us have to have the humility to accept that over the last few years, things got out of alignment.”

Ha ha hah hah!

Sorry, OH.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I was always under the impression that MP's were sharp and could argue impressively on their feet.

I was completely wrong.

Tory Poppins said...

" . . .on a totally unrelated note, I notice that Glasgow East has the lowest life expectancy outside of Sub Saharan Africa. "

What a fucking shame!

On another totally unrelated note - LOVE the Burqa ad! Am very tempted @ £4.99 . . but suffer from claustrophobia, and spending too much time in a letter-box is completely out of the question! ;-)

Buckfast Connoisseur, Glasgow said...

The Buckie is excellent, ye cunts.



But one days those fine boys might save us from the Islamic hordes.
Especially if somdeone tries to take their booze away.
Oh, I see the Scottish government is looking to do that.
Time to open off-licenses in Carlisle then!
It will be just like the days of duty free shopping trips to Calais all over again.

K. McEgan. said...

Methinks I shall riposte pon Massahs blog.

Anonymous said...

O.H, off topic but how or who do you complian to when your MP is not replying to letters that have been sent to him?. Can you give me some advice.

K. McEgan. said...

Thomas Harris is a genius who wrote "Silence of the lambs",the other one is a Scots cunt.He has just been McEgan'ed.

Old Holborn said...


Go round his house

Or go to his surgery

If all else fails, green card him

(wear fancy dress, I do)

Hugh said...

Buckfast and Soda = A Coffin...

Anonymous said...

I like the tags: "mentally unbalanced, Old Holborn".

You must be doing something right if Labour MPs think you're "mentally unbalanced".

Old Holborn said...

The 646 have put my unborn grandchildren in massive debt

646 people. Amongst the 60,000,000 of us.

If anyone can change anything, it is them. If a child dies today because there is no kidney machine, they decided it. If a squaddie get's blown to pieces in Helmand, they decided it. If a failed banker gets £50K a week pension, they decided it. If a Muslim is arrested and held for 42 days and then released after no charge, they decided it.

Is it really so remarkable for the 59,999,354 of us who have to live under their rules and pay through the nose for the priviledge to ask who the hell they are?

I don't think so.

Copeland Rhodes said...

Fairfacts is right on the money -these are the lads the politicians depend on to join the army and die in return for a brief mention at PMQs.

I know who i`d prefer beside me when the chips are down if it was a choice between them and some cunt who calls himself Tory Poppins!

At least these guys probably actually Know something about fighting the polis.

Mummy said...

How fucking shite is this
Nope, it's not about the manic muslim, it's about the bird that already got 19 months more than Lard Arse-Med.Fuck I am so very fucking cross.

Hamish Macbeth said...

OH - Tom has put your comment about joining the cats and crapping in his flowerbed on his blog...
He can't be all bad displaying you pisstaking comment...
He must have a sense of humour -- can't be all bad

Tom Haggis Twat said...

he's asking if sri lanka should be booting out of the commonwealth - on the day that 5 of that countries cricketers ended up in hospital after a terorist attack - which I'm sure you all know about - but not our Tom it seems.


Sir Henry Morgan said...


And when the parliamentary official looking for your MP comes back to tell you he can't find the MP, ask for the green card back. If it has a small circle drawn on the back, it means your MP is there, the official did find him - but the MP didn't want to see you.

Maybe they've changed it these days and they draw something else on the back - but there'll be something.

They don't like us knowing this sort of shit - it's the little things that hurt them.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

"The 646 have put my unborn grandchildren in massive debt"

Would that be the ones with a dad called Babatumbe? Ground the precocious little bitch. Any excuse will do.

"Don't lahahahahahahahahaha"

Tom Harris - loves war, hates transparency! said...

How Tom Harris voted on key issues since 2001:

Voted strongly against a transparent Parliament

Voted strongly for introducing ID cards.

Voted for introducing foundation hospitals.

Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees.

Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws.

Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.

Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.

Voted very strongly for the hunting ban.

Tom Haggis Twat said...

Voted very strongly for hiding fiddles.


Mrs Harris said...

Fuck off you cunts or I'll have you all arrested under the prevention of terrorism act

Anonymous said...

OH said "Don't fucking laugh

The 15 year old has a date on Saturday with someone called Babatumbe

I shit you not."

Perhaps she wants a brown baby:


it's either banned or compulsory said...

Civil Contingency Act coming your way.

Mind you don't get a used syringe stuck on your arse OH said...

Strange he is so offended by OH's offer to shat in his garden, he has shat on the people of this country and pissed on the graves of at least 600,0000 Muslims in the middle east.

What's that Tom you liberated them from Saddams tyranny?
Please liberate yourself with a hose in the garage do us all a favour, facist cunt.

Arseholes said...

Thank you for getting under the skin of the troughing bastards OH. Long may it continue.

defender said...

by Rudyard Kipling (1865– 1936)

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o'beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:

O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's ``Thank you, Mister Atkins,'' when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's ``Thank you, Mr. Atkins,'' when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy how's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints:
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;

While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country," when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
But Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Wouldnt happen to a Beast daughter.
Id say nothing to her but trot around and stick somethinng smelling strongly of cordite into his mouth and politely suggest that he look elsewhere for a date.

Chris said...

Tom Harris MP? Remind me, is that the one who has William Hague doing his job of trying to improve his constituents' lives for him? Or was that some other troughing Glaswegian Labourshite?

Anonymous said...

Just a thought, having looked at his blog.

He has affiliate advertising on his site, wonder if that income stream is on his register of interests, same for all the other MP bloggers who have adverts

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