Thursday, 26 March 2009

Draper Vs Guido


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Upon meeting Draper, Piers Morgan allegedly said "Christ, if I'd have known Kate Garraway set her standards that low, I'd have had a pop myself)

31 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Loved it. Dolly looked every bit the prat he is. Smacked hard by Brillo's clunking fist!

Rightwinggit said...

Now watch Guido's site meter go whoooosh.....

Dick the Prick said...

Shite. Draper is horrid.

Anonymous said...

Blimey, you wouldn't blame Garraway if she went over the side.

Aardvark said...

Derek Draper came across as a rude loudmouth bore who had to be told by Andrew Neil to “Shut up”. How many other guests on the Daily Politic have to be told by the host to behave themselves and shut up? Drapers true nasty charector came across very well he really is a disgraceful nasty little politico creep.

Bristol Dave said...

...and he looked like he slept on a park bench last night.

Why the fuck is he apparently modelling himself on Jarvis Cocker, anyway? Pulp were "cool" about 10 years ago, Dolly. Hardly a way to ingratiate yourself with "da yoof" of today.

Anonymous said...

You have to go some to look more useless and and pointless than Guido, but Dolly the park bench Nazi excelled himself!

Bill d'Sarse said...

One word can be used to describe Dolly.

Odious

Stop Common Purpose said...

Does Dolly ever wash?

WV mingloo

Fishpaste said...

God that Draper makes my skin crawl. The almost mincing schoolboy timbre of his voice, the studied 'relaxed' body language and the sheer rudeness of the man. Truly awful. And to think I was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt once.

AngryDave said...

Draper..... What a lying scruffy vile bastard. How the fuck is anyone gonna take him seriously when he looks like a fucking tramp.
He made himself look like a right cunt. Just like his labour party collegues he is a shit liar but does not care.
I cant believe Kate Garraway is married to him, her standards must be in the gutter and her eyesight questionable.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw Draper I thought Joe Pasquale had come on and had "really let himself go." he's even got the same squaky voice.

It's only the stench of cuckoldry and corruption that distinguishes the two.

battle of the hamsters (round 2) said...

who are these two podgy cunts and who the fuckity fuck are they talking about?

and why has one of them had his hair transplanted with white nestex?

spark up said...

glad i didn't make the effort to get up for this.

draper spoiled fawkes by sneaking out his graded comment system first. they're both interested in people to whom the vast majority of the population wouldn't devote brain-resources. they both have dodgy records as students. they both claim to be independent from the establishment, but are not - one deals with influence and the other the effluence. they both have messily-constructed blog-sites which can't be read properly on anything smaller than a 60 inch plasma screen. perhaps their beer-bellies block the eyeline to a normal-sized monitor?

Anonymous said...

Dear me, Guido needs to lay off the pies for a bit and go to the gym.

Anonymous II said...

Does Draper, seriously, look like a man enjoying the conjugal bed? My guess would be, that he is sleeping on the scullery floor.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Do my eyes deceive me? (1.52)

It looks like Draper's nether regions have been blurred.

Did he have a massive hard-on, or did he have his cock out during this interview?

That apart, I thought he was a whining, whinging northern tosser who looked like a sack of shit tied loose.

The kiddie-fiddler hairstyle wasn't so impressive, either.

Shame he didn't get a smack in the mouth.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Just had a look at the comments on Labourlist.

Well, that went well, didn't it, Dolly?

Fnar, fnarrrrrr!

Custard said...

Manners versus belligerence. Draper made himself look the total cunt he is. I now wonder whether I would have preferred him or Jade to die of cancer. It's a tough call

Balding Nobhead Party said...

If you're going to wear a suit wear a tie or don't wear a fucking suit. Pity the poor backstage make-up staff stuck with Draper and Toynbee. Fucking Laughfest that must have been.

Anonymous said...

Office in Picadilly, Who the Fuck is paying the rent. Whats wrong with Balham or Brixton. Utter Utter Cunt!

headset said...

18:44

one deals with influence and the other the effluence

you mean like:

earpiece and mouthpiece

(guido fawkes and labourlist)

max deathorg said...

21:34

jade. her death was eminently more marketable - as she was popular and had real character. however, like draper's, yours would be a dead loss to the balance sheet.

bloggabog said...

18:44

yeah, why can't these two twots crap into common or garden bogspots like the rest of us?

Roger Thornhill said...

Office in Piccadilly? Looking at the vid, the "office" was probably some piss-drenched alleyway.

Draper has clearly been taking sartorial tips from Simon Cowell. Someone send him a pair of Grandad's Trousers!

Earthlet Nigel said...

Draper's "questionable Quals" were off limits, yet he chose to belittle Guido about his drinking and bankruptcy. Just shows him up for the cunt he is

the big d said...

18:09

and why has one of them had his hair transplanted with white nestex?

no, this is a completely false assumption - the discolouring was actually caused by bleach when i utilized him to remove some particularly resistant stains from a rather nasty parliamentary lavatory bowl which gordon brown contracted me to clean.

Vicola said...

Jesus but Draper is a smug-faced, whining little scrote isn't he? Given that he's that obnoxious you'd think he'd be used to hearing 'disgusting language'. Still, we have to have some sympathy for him - I'd heard he'd had money troubles recently but I'd no idea it'd got so bad that he could no longer afford to wash or cut his hair. If anyone would like to organise a whip-round for the sorry little sod I found a 5p coin on the dormat yesterday - I'd be happy to donate it.

g forks said...

11:27

dear d,

could you please forward me the exact brand details of above-mentioned bog-pan and bleach product. my hairdresser, blessing onutfleeswa, charges me £150 a shot for doing my head and assures me that she uses a specially imported magical herbal potion formulated from the enchanted powder of rare roots and unethical berry-juice which all comes from plants growing in carefully shrouded deep-forest locations revealed only to those initiated to worship in the temple of the great tree-god jujuba (from where said potion apparently acquires its name). when i enquired as to whether she was taking the piss, she said that worked just as well and got a bit of a strop on - so i presume it's all genuine traditional charm remedy and i shamefully insulted her cultural heritage. anyhow, sometimes i simply need the wanky looking white tuft without the mystically imbued powers...so ok d...if you like i'll pay you 50 quid to repeat the flush 'n go treatment...if that's all right with you bro'.

g

spark up said...

just can't beat old holborn for coiffeur tips

miss onwonkiwigwa said...

00:54

i make true hamster hair weave-on. i do you only 20000 naira, mr forks.

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