Thursday, 5 March 2009

Cowardly and Hypocritical, Saint Tone of Dosh


Just when you think that your regard for Tony The Phoney can sink no lower, the oily cunt opens his mouth and new depths are plumbed.

When he was in office and therefore in a position to actually DO anything to promote Christianity in Britain (as opposed to gay rights and sucking Islam's tiny cock) he was decidedly silent, fearing he'd be labelled a nutter.

Now he's merely an ex-prime minister on the make, he's discovered God big time, and is berating the rest of us for not shouting about our beliefs.

What a contemptible little shit he is.

The Penguin.

22 comments:

Old Holborn said...

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven"

That's him fucked then.

Dick the Prick said...

Fair play Penguin but his wife's been lecturing on Catholicism - unbelievable , staggering and offensive.

They truly believe they are the modern aristocracy.

Anonymous said...

To Hell with him & his missus.

Cato said...

My credo is that Bliar is a class one twat.
Is it ok if I shout about that, your Toniness?

mc_nebula said...

Did you know that the camel through the needle phrase is actually a mis-translation? the word Camel is very simmilar (1 letter different) to cable, or, thick rope. the phrase is, in fact about passing a piece of thick rope through the eye of a carpet needle. While both aer a physical impossibility, one is more logical than the other. Just thought you might be interested...

"The more you know..."

Anonymous said...

Did y'all know we are paying this tosser £84,000 a year for his private office?

Yes, that is not his pension, it's over and above his pension.

Why does the taxpayer get shafted so that Tone can have a free office to develop his (very lucrative) business?

Anyone?

BlogTart said...

Bliar's got that completely the wrong way round, its the aggressive religions that need to be sidelined.

Fucker.

Henry Crun said...

I always reckoned he was no better than those unctious American TV evangelists...all shirtsleeves and bullshit merchants.

Henry Crun said...

mc_nebula - the Eye Of The Needle was a small pedestrian gate into the city of Jerusalem, hence the camel analogy.

curly15 said...

Is, was, and ever shall be, for ever and ever, Amen!

Anonymous said...

"What a contemptible little shit he is."

How true! How true!

Reimer said...

You couldn't make this character up - unless perhaps you were Malcolm Bradbury. Truly a politician for the media-saturated post-Diana era.

And having thrown open the doors and boosted multi-culti's relativism he now complains at the all-too-predictable effects.

If he hadn't gone into politics, he'd have been a daytime TV lawyer (sort of a legsl-matters version of Dr Hilary) or head of group-hugs for Currys'SE region.

R

Gareth said...

"he'd have been a daytime TV lawyer"

Working on The Court Of Public Opinion AKA You Be The Judge Of That. A tv show to rival Judge Judy. Him on one side with his grasping wife on the other and (fixed) telephone voting to decide who wins and who loses.

Adrian P said...

Blair lied on the Bilderberg Issue
bilderberg is where the real decisions are made
Blair Knew no WMD's
The Dossier

Anonymous said...

Credit where credit is due. He is a first class con artist. Can do a lip quiver with the best of them when called upon to do so. He can slip into sincerity mode at the drop of a hat. The way he can deliver any message or soundbite to suit any audience is really very very good. Just so long as you remember not to believe a word he is a class act.

GOD said...

He who beliveth in me is not only a deluded fuck wit but by the powers vested in me; suffer arse piles the size of cannon balls!

mikey said...

Tony Blair. You are a cunt...get that you fucker? you are a cunt. Fuck you to hell you thick shit piece wanker.Proud of killing a million Iraqi citizens?. They will get you you know...good luck with the rest of your useless life... cunt.

Kippers Dickie said...

The good news is they are making the Lamp-posts stronger!!

"Kent County Council's cabinet member for highways, Keith Ferrin, said: "I was appalled to find out how much they cost. How can anybody justify spending £7,000 on a lamppost? It is absolutely outrageous."

Anonymous said...

There's a saying about people who 'run with the hare & hunt with the hounds' - it just about sums up His Mirandaness exactly. If he's in Godbothering mode here's a quotation for him 'The mills of God grind slow, but they grind extremely small'. Dr David Kelly, lies about WMDs & murdered Iraqui civilians will be back to haunt him.

Anonymous said...

If Christianity needs the likes of Tony B'Liar & Imelda Slot Gob to defend it, then all I can say is 'Christianity truly is FUCKED'!

Doctor Cat said...

When the inevitable happens and it all comes crashing down, wouldn't it be perfect if Our Tone was strutting his Middle Eastern magic in, say, Damascus? Or Cairo, Baghdad, Gaza City - take your pick. His passport revoked, straight into an Arab jail cell for a touch of the local specialties.

He'd soon be begging for that lamppost on Downing Street - it'd look so comfy, and the piano wire so easy on the neck.

He could even get his deep-down wish and be buried in an unmarked grave somewhere near Jerusalem. Our Tone's in the NDNAD so they'd be able to identify his sodomised, badly burned, broken body many years hence.

That'd be my kind of justice. It'd be almost as funny as telling Cressida Dick she's won a holiday. To Brazil.

Anonymous said...

It's sort of ironic in a way, Blair is just a typical example of what much of middle England has become, an empty chancer with no real talent prepared to sell his soul to the highest bidder, but at the same time convinced of his own wisdon.

The likes of Keir Hardie and Clement Attlee must be spinning in their graves.

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