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Johnny Porridge is Green. He cares about the Grass and the Trees and the fluffy little bunnies. Humans? Nah, he hates them all.
So Johnny Porridge wants to kill half of us to feed to the other half. That will save all the cute little piggies and the cuddly sheep and the walking shit-generators called cattle. In fact, he could feed us to those too. His grand vision has come about after watching Soylent Green and Logan's Run in an all-night tofu and lentil session laced with home-made mead and herbal smoke.
The bad news is, very little of the above is made up.
For years, anyone who said that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't invite all the world's wasters to come and live here because we have enough wasters of our own already, has been met with hysterical shrieks of 'Racist fascist Nazi bigot' from the Righteous. A group that includes pretty much all the Greens. You know, the ones who want electricity generated from wind power but don't want anyone digging up the countryside to lay cable to take it anywhere. The ones who want more and more immigration but want carbon emissions cut by 80% at the same time, and not a blade of grass disturbed by house-building. Yet here is one of the little green men calling not just for a limit on immigration, but a cull of those already here.
I have wondered if the whole of the Green party came into existence as the result of a Gorgon finger-mining expedition, and every time they speak out, I'm more sure of it. Johnny Porridge evidently emerged from the far right nostril of the World-Saving Angstmeister Supreme during a particularly deep dig. He's lucky he wasn't eaten. We aren't.
JONATHON PORRITT, one of Gordon Brown’s leading green advisers, is to warn that Britain must drastically reduce its population if it is to build a sustainable society. Porritt’s call will come at this week’s annual conference of the Optimum Population Trust (OPT), of which he is patron.
The optimum what now? Where did that trust come from, and who trusts them? More to the point, who pays them? I suspect it's us, you know. Johnny Porridge will take our money in the time-honoured highwayman manner of the taxman, but those highwaymen of old used to say 'Your money or your life'. Johnny Porridge offers no such option. He wants both.
The trust will release research suggesting UK population must be cut to 30m if the country wants to feed itself sustainably.
Must be cut. Must be. Not 'should be', not 'might be considered', not even 'well, this might be worth a bit of a think about'. No, it Must be Cut.
So let's see. The EU has brought back the death penalty for the crime of saying 'Hang on a minute' whenever they propose insane laws. Jacq the Ripper is set to propose a lot of insane laws that will allow her to arrest anyone for anything at any time. Muslims are demonised. Smokers are demonised. Drinkers are demonised. Fatties are demonised. The NHS has been practising mass extinction procedures in towns around the UK, and they got away with it for quite some time before anyone noticed. Now the Gorgon's favourite nose-goblin suggests that unless half the population simply vanishes, we're all going to die.
How much uproar - and I mean real uproar - would you expect to see if the NHS first stopped treating smokers, and then started actively killing them? Chemotherapy with belladonna. How much real uproar would you expect to see if there was an accidental contamination of alcoholic drinks with methanol? The deliberate contamination of wine with polyethylene glycol, a few years ago, caused no more than a murmur. Suppose fatties were cranked up with caffeine until their hearts could take no more? As for muslims, sorry guys, I've been saying for years that you'd been set up. All over Europe you've been set up to take the blame for just about everything. Here it comes. When it does, you'll riot as usual, and then the rounding-up will start. It's all for your own protection.
Even schoolchildren have been indoctrinated with the message that smokers are evil. Not smoking. Smokers. All drinkers, of all types, are evil. All fat people are a drain on the NHS and all three cost 'the taxpayer' money, even though many taxpayers actually fall into one or more of those groups. Really, if those groups were euthanased, one by one, there would be very little public outcry. I fully expect to hear 'Yes. They should be' from the Righteous-indoctrinated out there. Smile while you can because they won't stop with us.
Whole groups of people have been designated subhuman. Whole sectors of the population have been declared unclean. An entire section of the European population have been declared a threat.
Johnny Porridge will say he expects the 40 million he wants removed to emigrate. He doesn't. If they emigrate, they're emitting somewhere else and the Green Nose-Goblins want the world, not just this corner of it.
Johnny Porridge is a very dangerous bogie-man. I'm sure even Osmium Bin Liner will be in awe at his plans.