Monday, 23 February 2009

Would YOU qualify?

Unqualified? Thick as shit? Can't speak the lingo? Refuse to work? Prefer to sell drugs and pimp sex slaves? Want to blow us up? There's nothing for you here.


I’m going out on a limb here.

I can read the shitegeist as well as the next man and Planet Labour thinks that clamping down on non EU immigrants will placate the hoards currently pouring over to vote anything BUT New Labour. It won’t.

Yet again, the arrogance of our masters rules supreme. They think that the British are about to turn into their biggest nightmare. Racists. Bigots. Right wing.

We aren’t. We like curry too much for that.

So I am advocating the abolition of our borders.


We should welcome ALL to the UK, in exactly the same way we welcome anyone to our capital city from the countryside. We recruit the very best in engineering from small villages up and down the country. We don’t care if your father was a pit pony in some Morlock breeding village in the Valleys. If you can do the job better than the next man and can afford to live in Knightsbridge, we won’t stop you.

So, how do we stop the country being flooded by foreign chancers? Do what we already do. Make it so fucking expensive to live here, only the very best will earn the money to support it. Centres of talent are inspirational dreams. It doesn’t matter if you are not a “local”.

Oh, and stop any cunt with an EU passport (handed out by other states who simply wish to export their Muslim/Asylum problems) from receiving one single penny in benefits for 5 years. Nothing. Come here, work and compete for the jobs or come here and starve. No “hostel”, no cash. Nothing. At. All. If you die, we'll send your remnants back to wherever you came from from 30,000 feet.
Commit a crime and you and your family are OUT to chance your luck elsewhere on the planet.

Abandon your old culture at the door, work hard, work smart and you’ll fit in and thrive. Cling to your outdated ideals and demand handouts to survive and you won’t.

Actually bollocks. Throw EVERYONE out and let’s start again. From scratch. Apply for your old job, apply for a British passport again. Old tax records can be consulted to see if you have contributed enough, criminal records can be consulted to see if you are a bonus or a menace to society.


Would YOU qualify?
UPDATE: Obo has a similar theme running

32 comments:

Patrick Vessey said...

So I am advocating the abolition of our borders.

Just like to point out the hypocrisy of those that will (and they will) disagree with you.

For them, borders should always be open, but only to goods and capital. Not people. They're always happy to import the results of foreign exploitation, just not those being exploited.

Cunts.

Old Holborn said...

I don't want to buy cheap electronics from Japan. I don't want to buy fantastic cars from Germany. I don't want to import technology or innovation.

I want the people who make them to such exacting standards living here, welcomed with open arms. I don't care where they came from.

Dick the Prick said...

The 'Shitegeist' - beautiful.

I'm more inclined to say, ever politely, 'please New Labour - please fuck off you digusting cunts and take the rest of the troughers with you.'

Cameron ain't shit on my shoe.

Let the banks fail - more fun building stuff than cleaning shit up.

Patrick Vessey said...

I fear that we are in a tiny minority, OH, even amongst the usual readership here :-(

Guthrum said...

Thats me out then ;-)

Dick the Prick said...

Insolvency - as popular today as it's ever been.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Top stuff. Not paying benefits until somebody has lived here legally and supported themselves for 5 or 10 years was always part of the MW manifesto.

an ex-apprentice said...

Dick the Prick said...
The 'Shitegeist' - beautiful.

Isn't it? I wonder where he pinched it from?

polaris said...

Fuck paying cash benefits, give tokens or cards that only work against food and bills - no cash (Australia uses this tactic to lift the Aboriginal population out of state paid for drug & alcohol dependancy). And lets swap banks for factories - shut the lot and give state support for new businesses in vacated bank buildings - there is no help for startup businesses at all, I know I am trying to start one...

Dick the Prick said...

I'm wondering if the irony of Henry 8th dissolving the Catholic church has been lost.

Cromwell was the numero uno in comparison to cunts - Hitler - a mere amateur. Over 100,000 Brits died 15 miles from me.

I've perhaps given Atlas too much time but these are brilliant times to be restrained and show bloody defiance. We are all but clans, tribes, voices.

Let them try their best.

Old Holborn said...

Polaris

I was in Zurich last week raising funds for a new business.

If it will make money, it will attract money. Trust me.

The Gummint prefers to support sending unemployable English hippies to remote Welsh villages to set up Reiki Therapy shops selling crystals and dreamcatchers in the high street, so that sheep farmers can drop in for an organic tofu bake and a Lavender Oil ear candle.

(Eu funding Directive 09/245/WE23458b)

Cunts.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Vessey - Jesus, have you got issues? Castigating an unknown and un-published comment.

You're worse than book burners. At least they waited for them to come in to print.

Cunt!

Gareth said...

polaris said...

Fuck paying cash benefits, give tokens or cards that only work against food and bills - no cash


Not likely to happen any time soon, even though it could be a very good idea.

The benefits system has become immoral - maintaining many people in a parasitic and unhealthy existance. Idle welfare claimants ought to be nannied to the point of wanting to get away from it rather than paying people to rot infront of the telly.

This is symptomatic of the Righteous - immoral or amoral where they ought to moralise, and moralising when they should keep their noses out.


OH,

Toyota, Nissan and Honda did sterling work bringing their working practices over here. Productive, efficient and to a high standard with local workforces. It is perhaps less about importing people as importing good ideas. Many companies in the UK seem loathe to do this. As is the Government.

In addition to this the wealth that physical imports ought to bring us (through division of labour and more efficient use of our time) is sucked from our pockets by the welfare state.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Lets just stab cunts in the street. Starting with junkie bastards.

Anonymous said...

Personally I think anybody let into this country should have the same rights as the indigenous population, mainly because the only reason they should be here is for what they have got to offer. If they have nothing to offer, why let them in ?

Anonymous said...

As a commenter on another post suggested we should halt all immigration and put up a sign that says 'Britain: Closed for repairs'. I have no right to enforce my preference for keeping Britain predominantly English, Scots, Welsh and Irish on anyone but neither has anyone got a right to inflict mass immigration and multiculturism on me. I'm sure if things were to settle down OH, Guthrum and Patrick Vessey would naturally gravitate towards the 'multicultural' areas of Britain where they can celebrate Diwali and Eide, visit the mosques and temples and listen to the sounds of Bollywood and Bhangra, steel drums and gangsta rap. Meanwhile I'll end up in a 'hideously white' part of town, devoid of all the cultural benefits they enjoy. Bingo, everybody's happy.

Patrick, your opening comment made little sense. Personally I'd prefer to not import the results of foreign exploitation.

Cunts? Isn't that a bit harsh and unnecessary?

Old Holborn said...

Twat

Unlike you, I couldn't give a shit where someone comes from or the colour of their skin. I just want them to be productive and worthwhile. I don't want them to tell me anything. I don't want to have to adapt my life to their culture and I don't want them or their lifestyle to cost me a brass farthing.

I oppose multiculturalism on the grounds that it is divisive.

In short, fit in or fuck off.

Worked it out yet?

Roger Thornhill said...

I have long considered the idea of a card-based system that would only pay for certain items at a checkout. In Aug 2005, in fact, over at my now defunct Roger's Manifesto page.


However, the idea that the State "shuts this" or "opens that" is not on. Leave things alone. Let banks fail. If fraud happens, nail the perps, but keep out the way if people are engaging in consensual trade.


As for fully open borders, for me we need far more Libertarian countries in the world before such things will be practical in the absolute sense.

However, if one is happy with shanty towns or the will to literally bulldoze and eject people who are too poor to even purchase or rent land that no longer requires planning permission...

I suspect the towns will spring up then you will get bleedin arts demanding an infringement of property rights/LVT'ers/Communists etc. to take the land from the the legal owner.


To be honest, I'd rather create or fence off a few thou SqKm either in the UK, in the Canaries or some such location and create a new Hong Kong open season freeport where all the industrious can go to escape their Kleptocratic Governments.

Reimer said...

"In short, fit in or fuck off.

Worked it out yet?"

Ah, I thought OH had been nobbled when his blog started drawing the attention of the Westminster crowd and THAT was why the more 'Spiked Online'-friendly slant was prominent (albeit more foul-mouthed and intemperate in its expression) but in reality he's just another nihilistic ultra-Lefty for whom there is no such thing as society, just economics, Darwin and his own ego.

Nice work, Brendan.

R

Odin's Raven said...

Surely the jobs that qualify should be those in the productive private sector. Employment by the state or a quango should be a disqualification. That would eliminate most of the current political class and commentariat.Employment by Labour propaganda organs would be evidence of treason.

Anonymous said...

Good proposal. Might I suggest two minor modifications: scrap welfare payments for non citizens and make citizenship just a leedle bit more difficult to obtain.

Anonymous said...

'Unlike you, I couldn't give a shit where someone comes from or the colour of their skin.'

Back when I was a Guardian reading Labour voting 'lefty' I thought it was all about the 'colour of someone's skin'. It's not. Even if multiculturism isn't enforced by the state as it is now it will still exist. A moderate amount of it is ok. The levels we have now are not. Like I said, your heaven awaits if it's mosques, bollywood and diwali that you're after. That, after all, is the logical consequence of your suggestion. Or are you like Billy Bragg? Lecturing and preaching about the benefits of multiculturism whilst living in a Dorset village devoid of ethnic minorities. How 'diverse' is the area you live in OH and how much more 'diverse' would you like it to become?

'I don't want to have to adapt my life to their culture.'

That's the whole point. When the area you've lived in for pretty much all your life changes beyond all recognition you have no choice but to have your life equally altered. When a once English area is now largely Pakistani, Somali, Albaninan, Indian, Bangledeshi etc things change for ever. We're told that this is actually a better thing; cultural diversity and all that. Not for me it isn't. I much preferred the cultural diversity of the previously English area I lived in before. If you want open borders then you live with the consequences. I don't want open borders and I'll happily live with whatever comes with that.

Twat? What sort of discussion is that? What makes you think you're so right? I don't agree with you but I certainly don't feel the need for insults.

Anonymous said...

The level of ignorance required to believe anything at all in this thread is stunning - and funny!

Anonymous said...

Anon 15:52

Twat? What sort of discussion is that? What makes you think you're so right? I don't agree with you but I certainly don't feel the need for insults.

That unfortunately is the problem with Libertarians.Generally if you dont like their point of view then you are obviously a cunt and a low life. Not very thought provoking and not unlike our existing government.

Katabasis said...

"That unfortunately is the problem with Libertarians.Generally if you dont like their point of view then you are obviously a cunt and a low life. Not very thought provoking and not unlike our existing government."

See if you can get a comment like that published anonymously over at LabourListing.

Old Holborn said...

"Twat? What sort of discussion is that? What makes you think you're so right? I don't agree with you but I certainly don't feel the need for insults.

That unfortunately is the problem with Libertarians.Generally if you dont like their point of view then you are obviously a cunt and a low life. Not very thought provoking and not unlike our existing government."

As a libertarian, I don't give a shit what you think as long as it doesn't affect me.

Do what you want. Say what you want. Just as I do. And I will defend to my death your right to do so.

But if it affects me, ask first.

Anonymous said...

But if it affects me, ask first.

I'm in agreement with you on this one. Mass immigration has affected me. It's totally transformed the area I live in. In my opinion that transformation has been for the worst. So ask me if I want more of it by having totally open borders and I, like I suspect many others, will say no thanks. That said I can't force my opinion on you so we have to reach a compromise which would mean that the mosques, Yardies and annual Diwali celebrationsresulting from your policy suggestion should be in your neighbourhood and not mine.

I do wonder if you've experienced the sharp end of mass immigration. Living just down the road from it is radically different from living it 24/7.

That wasn't, however, the point of Katabasis' comment which was that some Libertarians, such as your good self OH, seem rather too eager to scream obscenities at those who disagree with them.

Old Holborn said...

Anonymong

I don't usually respond to anonymous posts. Etiquette you understand

I speak patois Jamaican. I have a grasp of Arabic, fluent French, German, English, some Russian, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian, Spanish, Italian, Swedish, Russian (not written though God I've tried).

Mosques belong in the middle east. As do Hindu temples. As do Yardies.

I can't keep saying it. I am not a multiculturalist. I will never demand to eat roast beef and Yorkshire pudding in Delhi.

Anonymong said...

Mosques belong in the middle east. As do Hindu temples. As do Yardies.

So what's your solution to the proliferation of all three of those things and much more besides that we currently have the 'pleasure' of here in Britain. Open borders but mosques and temples are banned? What about synagogues, are they to be banned as well? I'm all for restrictions on the levels of immigration and some voluntary repatriation if possible but I certainly wouldn't try and stop anyone that does come here from practicing their religion. As for open borders and no Yardies, well good luck with that.

Anonymong.

Chris said...

The Isle of Man has the right idea.

If a vacancy cannot be filled locally, it is open to outsiders.

The DHSS on the Island make it perfectly clear there are almost no benefits available unless you are Manx or have lived on the Island for 5 years.

The official motto of the Island (in English) is "Whichever way you throw me, I will stand".

The real motto of the wonderful Isle of Man is "If you don't like it, there's a boat in the morning"

John's New Blog said...

What distinguished the 20th century from all the others of the last millennium ? Answer: The 20 th century was the only century in which we were not at war with France. Small wonder it was such a fuck-up. What this country needs is a good war with those fucking frog-bastards.

Anonymous said...

But we had a good try on July3rd 1940 at Oran

By June 10, 1940, the French Army was shattered, but the French Navy was amazingly intact. Francois Darlan, the Admiral of the French Fleet told Churchill point-blank that the Fleet would be sunk before it was surrendered to the Germans.

Churchill later remarked of Admiral Darlan that he had "but to sail in any one of his ships to any port outside France to become the master of all French interests beyond German control." Darlan could have become "the chief of the French Resistance with a mighty weapon in his hand." Churchill believed the Admiral could have been the "Liberator of France".

So we sunk it just in case he did not want to be the Liberator off France ;-)

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