Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Where Does It Stop?


News reports are coming in that Alfie Patten is to open the envelope containing the DNA test results which may or may not prove that he is or is not the father of little benefits ticket Maisie, who it is claimed he fathered on his beloved Chantelle when he was just 12 and she was 15, live on television.

Now, quite apart from the fact that serial truant Alfie probably can't read, and would have to have the results explained to him, which would kind of spoil any dramatic impact until the facts of the matter had dawned on the baby faced hooligan, what level of depravity has "reality TV" brought us to?

I refuse to watch it, but Big Brother and its spin offs have a lot to answer for. Apart from anything else they have spawned the horror story that is Jade Goody, whose tragedy is being milked for all it is worth by the likes of the odious Max Clifford. You can almost guarantee that she will die on live TV, in order to provide more money for her children (and for her publicist, and the TV executives, and Heat magazine, and The People ).

So where next for little Alfie? Live coverage of his "second" sexual encounter with Chantelle? What about the first time he slips her one up the arse because she's on the blob?

The Penguin.

53 comments:

Prodicus said...

This is child abuse, big time.

Anonymous said...

wv serazzat (wot snotty is on)

Dick the Prick said...

Bill Hicks did that thing about getting your sick granny in a Chuck Norris film - i'd fucking love to see Jade 'death is too quick' Goody assholed by Daniel Craig. Useful being bald as pig ugly henchmen, could do with a glass in the face few weeks before filming - few scars wouldn't go amiss.

Katabasis said...

From the Telegraph article linked above - it's his father's doing.

"His father Dennis, 45, who has reportedly boasted about how much money he can make from the situation, is allegedly considering an offer to have the DNA results opened on a television talk show, according to the Daily Star."

FOR FUCKS' SAKE!!!!

>:-/

Shirking From Home said...
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Anonymous said...

As possibly the only person left in the world who has never watched Big Brother this also makes me retch. But, it perfectly shows the results of not only 12 years of Nulabour mismanagement but also the previous Governments as well.

K. McEgan. said...

Coming soon "Kill that puppy!" in which cuntestants vie to shoot a cute puppy belonging to a cute kid,live,for real on tv.Start at £100 and work down.Whoever kills the puppy for least WINS!

Cato said...

I'd be very interested to know why it is not in the public interest to prosecute either of these oiks.

As for Jade Goody, I have no time at all for the woman but I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone....not even Snotty McTwat.

MARA MACSEOININ said...

As I pointed out in my latest post, the hypocrisy is staggering - both Con and NuLab have murmured about 'ooh, we don't like the idea of teen pregnancy but we're not going to be all judgmental about it' - and then pass sentence on Geert Wilders, who is only telling the truth. Pathetic.

microdave said...

Anon @ 18.37 - That makes 2 of us!

Why haven't Social Services got involved in this crazy situation?

They are happy to take 3 kids away from the couple in Sheringham, on very flimsy grounds.

Yet here, faced with possibly 2 of the most dysfunctional familes in England, they seem to be doing nothing....

The Economic Voice said...

As stated already, this is extreme almost co-ordinated child abuse by family, state and media. Where are the morals? We are now seeing how low each of these
three 'institutions' has slumped. All three are plumbing new depths every day looking for the quick buck and f**k the future. Sound familiar?

Harrithebastard said...

Perhaps its just me , but the more i look at pictures of the poor little soul of a lad Alfie.

The more he looks like Millibands elder fucking brother?

Anonymous said...

Where does it stop?

Stop paying them allowances FFS. The more kids you have the sooner that rear projection system will be yours at the moment.

Fuck them.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

My money is on the News Of The World commissioning a 'Big Brother, Little Brother, 8 other Baby Boyfriends Bukkake' featuring Cuntelle and a plastic funnel. All comers welcome.

Andy said...

This article in the telegraph sums it up

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/4642363/Alfie-Patten---the-exploited-face-of-broken-Britain.html

Its the modern equivalentg of a victorian freak show, nothing more. Welcome to labour's creation ..

Chantelle Paris said...

Chantelle say:

Alfie not Lover Boy.

Alfie 'Labour Boy'!

Leg-iron said...

All those socialist claims of 'No, they aren't having kids just to get money. That's a cynical view' are falling apart on this case alone.

No wonder every kid on the estate is claiming to be the dad. There's money in them thar kids.

Mind you, if she has been around that much, the little lad should get more than just his DNA checked.

Oldrightie said...

This whole episode continues to blazen the fantastic Socialist success of experimentation and meddling in education across the Nation. He'll be a Labour Front bencher before you know it.
Oh, right, he is!

Blackbeard said...

Let's vote for UKIP so the people have the government they deserve.

an ex-apprentice said...

Cato said...
"I'd be very interested to know why it is not in the public interest to prosecute either of these oiks."

You cannot prosecute people who don't understand the concept of right and wrong because they are not fit to plead.

Dick the Prick said...

Karen Matthews was a fucking amateur.

K. McEgan. said...

Sgt Edney of Sussex Filth said "Underage sex?On my manor?I'll kick his teeth into the back of 'is throat.Like the rest of the detained persons here".

Chris said...

What odds that after the paternity of the baby is determined, there'll be a twist to the tale - what odds that the man in the devil mask is not Alfie's father? That'll sell a few copies.



wv: subalco
(juvenile alky perhaps?)

K. McEgan. said...

After Spartacus "I am Maisies father" "No, I am Maisies Father" "No I'm Maisies father"...

FireStarter said...

Bollocks he is the father. Look at the little cunt. That fucker would faint if he got a hard on.

Anonymous said...

"GrumpyOldTwat said...

My money is on the News Of The World commissioning a 'Big Brother, Little Brother, 8 other Baby Boyfriends Bukkake' featuring Cuntelle and a plastic funnel. All comers welcome."

In a decade that'll be the norm on BBC 2 for Zark's sake. I'm glad I'm leaving. I mean Belgium man! BELGIUM! :-(

Bob's Head Revisited said...

All those wannabe dads aren't going to be childless for long. Little boys on housing estates all over the country are going to be fucking for England now, and all for their slice of fame and money. Their chav parents will make sure of it.

curly15 said...

What next for reality TV?
Err, the "staffy" named Tyson mauling Maisie live on the box?

Anonymous said...

Child abuse is fast becoming a national sport

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1147893/Schoolgirl-13-killed-secret-affair-air-cadet-instructor-times-age.html

The worst part is this is deflecting attention from jacqui smith the fat, thieving bitch.

Screech said...

I'm Maisies father....and so's my wife!!!

Anonymous said...

The fucking moron in the photo who obviously is not the father of this gonnabe slag said whats financial allow me to tell the cunt.
It means me and other taxpayers paying for the scum. As to his "girlfriend" a one off yeah right. If you put all the cock this slag has had end to end you put a handrail around the Isle of Man.

Anonymous said...

Screech, unless it was a gang bang I'm the father so fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Used to know Max very, very well.
How much would the newspaper industry pay me for some of his secrets?

Anonymous said...

Unlike a previous poster I do wish cancer on Snotty McTwat. On a regular basis.

No joy yet.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you have a Government financed breeding programme- No matter how many kids you produce somebody else will pay.

California has issued 20 000 redundancy notices to day, to state employees, it is about time the same was done here and ended this abusive culture.

anonemo said...

O/T

Check this out, those Downfall excerpts were'nt too far off the mark, the similarities are incredible.

"He abstractedly bites his fingernails, he runs his index finger back and forth under his nose, and his table manners are little short of shocking."

Dave H said...

Aside from the paternity test can we check the birth certifcate? I don't think he's thirteen.

Even if he is, to go straight from pre-puberty to sex is unnatural. He has missed out on the normal experience of childhood. He should have spent several years wanking first.

Dick the Prick said...

Dave H - yeah bud, about 50 years is normal innit??

K. McEgan. said...

OK,as to the provenance of the baby I'll admit to an arm and a leg,but c'mon guys I wasn't the only one in there!

Harrithebastard said...

50 years of wanking normal ?

Totally normal

The first 50 years wanking and the next 50 being a wanker or is it just my outlook on life ?

Harrithebastard said...

Max Clifford is no fool , so i am assuming that he knows something we do not , now my guess is that although Alfie might only be three feet tall and weigh as much as a packet of crisps , but he might also be hung like a fucking horse !

"Alfie does Dallas just after sorting Chantelle out" available in all good ... err, porn shops and major retailers? the only drawback ( no pun intended) is its only 2 minutes long .

Dave H said...

Dick:

"Whatever thy hand findeth to do, do it will all thy might."

-Ecclesiastes

Anonymous said...

No way. And they teach our under 12's sex what you expect?

Alfie Patten said...

Chantelle was a great shag!

Alfie Patten said...

If chantellle had been a year older
She would have been in real trouble for shagging a minor!

Alfie Patten said...

I've got a sore cock!

Alfie Patten said...

Does anyone have max clifford's number?

Alfie Patten said...

Can I get my own chat show?

Alfie Patten said...

Maybe I could do that "I'm a celebrity" thing, Chantelle takes it in the jungle!

Alfie Patten said...

Who's Debbie? where's Dallas?

Alfie Patten said...

Chantelle Paris? She told me she was Paris Hilton! My cock still hurts

Henry Crun said...

The Jeremy Kyle generation.

max the impaler said...

The tragedy is that people actually watch, and take an interest in this shit.If I was involved in education,I would be deeply ashamed.

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