Friday, 27 February 2009
Voldemort Rebuts Accusation That Britain Has "Nothing To Sell"
Lord Voldemort has angrily denied the allegation by financier Jim Rogers that Britain is bankrupt and has nothing to sell.
"Absolute cockwaffle!" declared Mandy. "There's a lot of very nice looking young men out there! And we have all these chavs to harvest for body parts, there's a pretty much endless supply of them, and the obese are coming along nicely ready for rendering down into bio-diesel, which is going to to be hugely profitable when the oil runs out."
Shat out by Hacked Off at 13:42