Friday, 27 February 2009

Voldemort Rebuts Accusation That Britain Has "Nothing To Sell"

Lord Voldemort has angrily denied the allegation by financier Jim Rogers that Britain is bankrupt and has nothing to sell.

"Absolute cockwaffle!" declared Mandy. "There's a lot of very nice looking young men out there! And we have all these chavs to harvest for body parts, there's a pretty much endless supply of them, and the obese are coming along nicely ready for rendering down into bio-diesel, which is going to to be hugely profitable when the oil runs out."

The Penguin


Oldrightie said...

Delusion, thy name is Labour. The twat either caught the mental illness in Brussels or in Downing Street. Either way he's as stupid, ignorant and as deluded as any Socialist despot.

Anonymous said...

I have no doubt that the UK PLC is
bankrupt.It is the fools running UK PLC who are in denial. The country is dying slowly by way of a thousand cuts.

Mitch said...

The thing that worries me the most is that they really believe what they are doing is right.

TBR said...

It's brilliant. Who do you believe? A man who made returns of 8,200% on investment over 10 years. Or Mandy?

Chris said...

"There is a lot of ruin in a country, but countries do come to ruin"

Stick a fork in us, we're done.

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool said...

When I was younger I was a very successful rent boy - sell your body, young man, that's my advice.

Now, of course, I earn a living by less honourable means.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic news! The death knell of free market Thatcherism, it's taken 25 years, but it was well worth the wait! The cupboards bare there's nothing left to sell off, the UK has been gang banged into poverty by those nice fellows in the city, no Porsche for you this year! No coke to snort off the tits of the office bike! No one would listen, but now all can see!

Right now where's that last pot I need a piss.

Anonymous said...

Minister for Business - faugh! The only 'business' he knows about is Monkey Business or Funny Business.

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