Friday, 27 February 2009

Stanislav on "Cunt"




The use of the word cunt is more considered, subtle and expressive than you imagine, if you do imagining.
In the lexicon of profanity cunt has long been the imprecation of last resort for people whose sensibilities have been basted crisp by the oppressive culture of uberCorrectness, peddled relentlessly by, among others, Mad Melanie Phillips – you can or you can’t say this or that and anyone who disagrees is a Nazi. Cunt is the word you don't say. Fine to say pussy, or arcanely, fanny. Same thing, just a more acceptable set of letters. Somebody decided, quite arbitrarily, that the use of cunt diminished women, even though it doesn't, well, not as much as does cluster bombing them, a la Hoon
Fine to use slang names for body parts, male and female - prick, arse, tit, dick - as terms of abuse, and a custom dating from when, in the Beginning, was the Word - but the cuntword, somehow, recently got locked-away in a box of dirty No-No words, like a linguistic nuclear deterrent; this, its power to offend, given to it by the censors, explains its new currency, you stupid cunt.
When people behave as badly as do those in Westminster there is absolutely no point in challenging them with rhetoric and sophistry, they are too stupid, Caroline Flint, Hazel Blears, Bob Ainsworth, they are fucking idiots; few of them can frame a sentence, let alone marshal an argument. Stupid cunts.
No, it is not infantile, nor teenage to hope that maybe Alistair Campbell's precious spawn, safe from military action, might say to him, one day, Dad, why does everybody call you a cunt ? Is it because you faked the evidence that led to an illegal war, Dad, or were you a cunt anyway ?
It is not infantile nor teenage to wish that degenerate, yet moralising MPs, sucking each others dicks in public toilets while publicly gay-bashing be challenged by their duped wives; why does everybody call you a hypocritical cunt, Mark or Jerry?
Lets face it, when you can see, online, any amount of granny abuse, bestial rape, paedophilia and sadism, one little four-letter word isn't actually going to plunge us further into a Sodom and Gomorrah de nos jours, we are already there. The use of the word cunt in these pages is not salacious and neither is it gender-derogatory nor infantile but revolutionary; it says, I despise your phony egalitarianism, a pox on your values, I shit, clearly and on balance, in a very real sense and the Devil as ever is in the detail, on your nazi jargon, fuck you and your stinking hypocrisy, you are so repellent that I will deliberately choose, to describe you, a word which folks in your own cosy self-satisfied milieu consider barabarian, de trop, taboo; I don't give a fuck for your linguistic conventions, I am more concerned about you eviscerating Iraqi babies, you cunt. I eschew your assumption that you are civilised, that there are civilised words, and uncivilised words, you cunt Hoon; you are the fucking obscenity. I call Hoon and the rest cunt, not out of some wish to write on a cyber toilet wall but because I know that foul, rank, blood-drenched, hypocrite war criminal that he is, his feathers will be ruffled; a poor substitute for life imprisonment but the best I can do.
Its not the use, here, of the word cunt over which you should tut-tut; it's the cunts themselves.
The above was inspired, in part, by Mr Hoon, the cunt, who has since attained a scatalogical grandeur all his own, his very name now an epithet in itself, whether he accepts it, Kirsty, or not.

je touche le chapeau a Messieurs SB, GF, OH et M. Quarante-cinq.

21 comments:

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Why do you hate me? Is it 'cos I is black?

No. I hate you 'cos you're a cunt.

Screech said...

Top cunting notch!! Been with the Queer one for 17 years now and she STILL gives me daggers when i use it.

The Penguin said...

I am not the sort of flightless bird to call a spade an excavation implement.

And Hoon's a cunt, a right weapons-grade cunt at that.

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

I too have reached the point of exasperation where engagement with the cunts who have ruined the country and their supporters is futile.

Every single rotton agent of the state from Brown to the binmen are cunts. Jobsworths, meglomaniacs and control freaks every single one of them...CUNTS.

I only use the word because it puts it up 'em so much, assholes is more appropriate to this crowd because I actually like vagina while it is legal to still express a preference.

K. McEgan. said...

Fanny doesnt translate well.When I was trying to get Rajini to give me a Blow job we talked about how "chouchoute" was rendered in English.Cunning & cunt have the same origin.

defender said...

Here is a new one for you lads..... coconut....
I know I know its not as good as hoon but apparently it is very much worse.
let me elabrate, open this link and all will be explained.

http://www.24dash.com/news/Housing/2009-02-27-Bristol-City-Council-embroiled-in-race-row-over-councillors-coconut-jibe

defender said...

Whooooo comes with video, bonus

defender said...

yes it would help if I left the link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxMfHGLnLcE

defender said...

Hello SHM, long time no see

spark up said...

16:11

by its nature, our democracy is designed to discriminate against all minorities - so i would have thought that any member of an ethnic minority who participates in (and thereby validates) the democratic process could be correctly be considered a 'coconut' - including both these councillors. what a pair eh!

MARA MACSEOININ said...

According to linguists, particular words are naturally more offensive because of the way certain nouns/consonants sound when placed in certain orders. The worst usually employ a hard 'k' sound somewhere or have a long final mora (unit of sound) at the end, thus lengthening the word and therefore the insult.

equality and human rights commission said...

17:15

any member of the community who has not been offended by spark up today and feels that he or she has suffered discrimination, please contact us at:

info@equalityhumanrights.com

Anonymous said...

@Defender
"It's beyond thinkin"
Maybe for you you fat cunt.

Why's the back of that ugly fucking excuse of a head look like it is exploding?

Every time one of this cunt's bruvvahs gets stabbed for not showin no respec, a little bit of wee comes out.

wittgenstein's arbitrary willie said...

17:28

do you find 'cock' too hard?

the colour of money said...

18:06

can you get your head round cutting the funding for the greatest legacy commission of them all - the one based at westminster which has left us with interminable war in the middle east, millions of dead, a three trillion quid black hole in the accounts, possibly the worst economic depression ever, pandemic institutional corruption and racism, and a whiter-than-white class of fat cat?

Swiss Bob said...

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Thortung The Terrible said...

Excellent. The only problem I have in calling Hoon etc. cunts is that cunts are useful.

The President emeritus of the Queen's English Association said...

Do try and understand the English language.

I am sure you really mean a "spent prick" which is as useless as a parliamentary politician.

A cunt is useful Sir. You need to reexamine your vocabulary.

John Prescott's Seventh Chin said...

What does 'hoon' actually mean? Wikimongia says it's an Aussie term for lout. Is the meaning identical?

Bishop Brennan said...

JP's 7th:

'Hoon' has now widely become an alternative for 'cunt' on the blogosphere, thanks to a long-running campaign on Guido...

So there is no point saying Geoff Hoon is a cunt, because, just by his name, we all know that he is.

And, no, it didn't come from the Australian - although it was very amusing when the Aussie Parliament all burst out laughing when their Defence Minister referred to Geoff Cunt in a debate on the Iraq War...

Might try and find the video some time...

Fidothedog said...

Well said, with regards the MP's the word cunt is the only one fitting for them.

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