There are some days, when you think, why am I doing this ?, and today is one of them- so instead of highlighting the daily goings on in our Kleptocracy and De Facto Police State, where the height of ambition is to get on the Jeremy Kyle Show, by fathering twenty children at the age of ten,sleeping with your mother, and forgetting who conceived your child because you were so pissed at the time in the shopping mall, that you need a DNA test- I give you the four people who have driven me to distraction in the last twenty four hours.
They are on my nails down the blackboard list
Pompous AND incompetent- Has the ability to sneer and talk down to anybody. 6/10
Adrian Chiles- 'Chummy Brummy' Last night the truly aweful 'One show' did a piece on people volunteering to work for the Police for nothing. All went terrifically off message when one of the other guests had been a Policeman said that it would not make a blind bit of difference, as the Police had far too much paperwork to do on diversity bollocks to actually do any Policing. 8/10
Who is this little tosser ? with his favourite phrase ' I have been told by somebody on good authority' today on R4 he was singing the praises of the dodgy Indian Billionaires financing International Cricket, over ones that are based in Antigua and get arrested for Ponzi schemes. He gets a ten on my nails down the blackboard scale. 10/10
Robert Peston- Naaaaaaaah Waaaaaaaah. I hate his delivery.I hate his changing the story to ensure he covers for Gordon in the hope he can do Gordon Brown: How I saved the World Years